He then turned to the person who appeared to be female but had male genitalia. "Gracias, senorita."
The individual scoffed. "We speak Portuguese in Brazil, not Spanish..."
Chronic rolled his eyes. "Whatever. I'm too lazy to go to Google translator."
The Brazilian then vanished and Chronic walked away from the gruesome scene that used to be ScareChan.
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A half-drunk, half-hungover Caelus stumbled into the control room. He immediately saw that the game was now being played on a cruise ship. "Ummm.... Machete, what did you do?" He sounded angry.
Caelus' alts all fled the area and hid, except for Machete, who gulped nervously. "Remember how you f***ed up and turned the project into a battle royale... and we were just gonna blame it on Figure? Well I decided to f*** around a bit just to see what happens and I was also planning on just blaming it on Figure," He explained, looking like a puppy that knew it was about to be scolded harshly for doing something it was not supposed to do.
"Oh..." replied Caelus nonchalantly. "Is he still asleep?"
Another alt, known as Steroids (SteroidsAreBad, an alt used as a plot device in a previous Random Elimination story called Tower of Chaos which was a whole bunch of years ago) stepped forward because I just remembered that alt >_>. "He woke up a while ago but then got more drunk and passed out again. "I think he's in one of the storage closets."
"Why would he pass out in a storage closet?" Asked Caelus, rubbing his aching forehead.
"Why wouldn't he?" replied Machete.
Caelus sighed. "So they're still in battle royale mode and they're on a cruise ship now?" He sat down at one of the computer stations. "Anything interesting happen?"
"One guy just gave his weapon to another guy who didn't have a weapon because he smoked it already and a tranny appeared (seriously zip it MWE >_>) and beat the one dude to death with a club. Nothing too out of the ordinary," explained Steroids, filling the boss in on recent events.
"So..." started Machete, still half-expecting to be yelled at. "You're not furious with me for being really, really irresponsible?"
"I think we should change it to a train soon! That would be pretty sweet... to see them fight it out on a train!" Exclaimed Caelus, barely even paying attention to his alt. "Steroids, get me another bottle of schnapps!" He pushed a button, turning on music. It was a rap song by Kim Jong-Il. "Awww yeeeeeeah, boiiii! Kim Jong-Il, the ILLEST of the ILL! He puts the SOUL in SEOUL!"
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)