BATTLE ROYALE STATUS AND WEAPONS
Maniac - Fire Axe (1 kill - Todbot)
Pirate - Cutlass + Flint-lock Pistol
Han - Knob Gobbler [stick with a turkey leg and a door knob duct taped to it]
Commodore - Katana (in alliance w/ Mer and Nio)
Mer - Barb-tipped Whip (in alliance w/ Commo and Nio)
Nio - Lilly the lesbian lizard [komodo dragon] (in alliance w/ commo and mer)
Crimson - 2 Uzis (1 kill - CheeseCardinal)
Stan - Sniper Rifle (1 kill - Darren)
Zazi - Wasp Knife
3KL (an elk) - Two miniguns controlled by will alone (in all-Dante alliance)
Dante - Electrocution Gun (in all-Dante alliance)
Dante's Alt - A Bible (in all-Dante alliance)
Luster - 20 oz. Mountain Dew: Rockslide Rampage [one sip gives temporary superhuman strength]
Maria - Broom + Iron + Dust-Buster + Bottle of Window Cleaner
Raka - Cane Sword
Fire - Fire Apparatus [Flamethrower and Fire Extinguisher combined] (in 5-person alliance)
Naomi - Diamond-edged Broadsword (in 5-person alliance)
Voltch - Nemean Gauntlets [from God of War 3] (1 kill - Tom)
Cod - Sawfish Saw Blade (in 5-person alliance)
Ryoko - Baseball Bat [autographed by David Ortiz] (in 5-person alliance)
SEP - Bottle of Poison [refills itself] (in 5-person alliance)
Justin - Colt .45 Revolver + 40 oz. bottle of Colt .45 Malt Liquor (leader of 45 Crew)
Mcflubbin - Railgun (part of 45 crew)
L3fty - Scissors (part of 45 Crew)
JeffRaze - Barber's Razor (part of 45 Crew)
Genesis - Golden Ring [from Sonic series, powers unknown] (part of 45 crew)
Inviso - Mancatcher [high-tech spear] (part of 45 crew)
Regaro - Black Widdow [net gun that speaks in ebonics] (part of 45 Crew)
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)