Inviso followed Regaro's lead, readying her Mancatcher, a fancy and high-tech spear.
The large group approached the grotesque scene.
It was indeed a dead participant, but not one that any of them recognized... In front of the door to engine room was a large artist's canvas, ten feet high and six feet wide. The man was attached somehow, arms out to the side, legs and head hanging limp, almost exactly like Jesus on a crucifix. Paint was everywhere, splattered all over the canvas, the barely clothed victim and the surrounding area.
"What do you think killed him?" Asked Mcflubbin.
Justin inspected the suspended corpse and noticed that several dozen thin paintbrushes had been jammed down the throat. "Look at this. Someone crammed about thirty children's paintbrushes down this poor bastard's throat..."
L3fty approached, noticing a dog-tag around the victim's neck. He pulled it off. "It says... 128341: SenorHouseMouse... The f***? There was never a user by that name or number in this game! I would know! I'm a veteran of these!"
"Don't get between kids and their art," chuckled Mcflubbin.
"This hasn't been the first time that someone outside of our game has crossed our path. Some weird s*** is going on," said Inviso.
"How long do you think he's been up there?" Asked Regaro.
"Judging by Caelus' need to have a specific timeline, I would say he's the most recent kill," explained JeffRaze. "Hey look! This 'picture's is signed by the artist!"
It was an amazing and highly important discovery (this is the writer telling you that this is an important plot point). Everyone gathered around to examine the signature...
"It says..." started Justin before pausing dramatically to tantalize the readers... "LOL."
"Who the f*** is LOL?" Asked Genesis.
"It can't be lol internet. He's too irrelevant these days. That wouldn't make sense," said Justin.
(So... who IS the one called... LOL)
(Oh yeah... and what's behind the door that is behind the painting? Does it really lead to the engine room... or somewhere else entirely?)
(And I got some free beer tonight. I'm enjoying it right now. Just wanted to throw that in there.)
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Crimson found herself in a bad situation. She had been hiding out in a particularly deep and dark part of the woods, but after the transition, she found herself on the main deck, out in the open and vulnerable. She was now in the pool area. She thought it was funny that they had a swimming pool on a cruise ship, considering the ship was in the ocean... which is like a really big swimming pool. However, this situation was not funny. It was serious. Crimson faced a user with a far superior weapon.
"Heh heh, I've got you now!" Sneered CheeseCardinal, aiming his uzis at the helpless Crimson. "Time to make you into SWISS CHEESE!" (ha ha ha pretty clever and hilarious right?)
"WAIT!" Pleaded Crimson, "You don't need to kill me! Remember the first time you tried Brie? You thought it tasted atrocious... but years later, when you had matured, like many cheese must do... you tried Brie again and it was absolutely glorious? Give me a chance and I can be like that!"
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)