"Oh I think we will... at some point..." Replied Naomi.
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"Ha-HAAAA! Voltch approves!" Bellowed Voltch excitedly, shaking both fists so hard that it created a noticeable breeze in the area. His fist-shaking power was amplified greatly, as he now wielded the Nemean Gauntlets from God of War 3. He punched the large ventilation pipe next to him, putting a sizable dent in the thick metal. Suddenly, a projectile whizzed by the fist-shaker's head. "OH NO YOU DI'INT!" Boomed Voltch, diving behind the pipe.
"F***nuts," muttered Tom, fumbling to reload his rocket launcher. He hadn't quite gotten the hang of the weapon. "Why can't this be the rocket launcher from Metal Slug?! Reloading this thing is a b****!" He complained from atop of a raised cabin on the ship's upper deck. Finally, he got the weapon loaded again. He stood up, aimed at the dented pipe and fired. The rocket hit the pipe and exploded, damaging the already damaged pipe. It was clear that his target was no longer hiding there. "Double damn it!"
Voltch had dashed away from his hiding spot as his enemy had been reloading. He knew where Tom was now, and he intended to get up there and give him a taste of his upgraded fists...
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"Eep," was all Maria could get out as the massive winged dinosaur landed on the railing in front of her. "Please don't eat me..."
"Relax!" Roared Pterodicktyl. "Maria, is it? Heh, I'm not gonna eat you. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" He made a rimshot noise.
"Oh I was in a Taco Bell earlier!" Said Maria.
"Of course you were," chuckled the monster. "I'm actually here to give you a weapon."
"Yay! ^_^" Squealed Maria. "I was wondering when I'd get one!"
"Well wonder no more! I have four weapons available to you, Maria! Each one is catered to your skillset and you may choose two of them!" Announced Pterodicktyl. Four weapons appeared on the deck.
Maria's face dropped and she now looked annoyed. "Really? A broom, a clothing iron, a dust-buster and a bottle of window cleaner? THOSE are the weapons I get to choose from?"
"YEP!" Said the racist dinosaur happily. "Adios, Maria!" He flew away.
Maria sighed. "F*** it. I can carry all this s*** so I'm taking all of it." She collected the items and headed into one of the economy rooms.
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"Oh come on! Your weapon is SOOOO better than mine!" Argued Cod to his ally that he had just met. "All I got is a damn FISH!"
Ryoko laughed, swinging her baseball bat that was autographed by David Ortiz. "Yeah but look at it! That's one badass fish!" She was right. Cod's fish was a ten-foot-long sawfish (if you don't know what it is, Google that s***!)
"But how am I supposed to carry it?!" Complained Cod. "It must weigh like half a ton! And it's dead and will probably smell like a s*** cocktail in a few hours!"
"Just rip off the saw part! You can use it like a sword. The rest of the fish... we can just leave it here or push it overboard or whatever," suggested Ryoko. "Hell, we could eat the damn thing if we had a way to cook it..."
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)