CHAPTER 8: Time and Space and the Push of a Button
Previously, on Random Elimination Rebirth...
<insert recap of events, leading up to the EPIC SHOWDOWN!>
Before we bring you to the epic showdown, let's go through a list of characters introduced into the battle royale portion of the story.
BATTLE ROYALE STATUS AND WEAPONS
Maniac - Fire Axe (1 kill - Todbot)
Pirate - Cutlass + Flint-lock Pistol
Han - Knob Gobbler [stick with a turkey leg and a door knob duct taped to it]
Commodore - Katana (in alliance w/ Mer and Nio)
Mer - Barb-tipped Whip (in alliance w/ Commo and Nio)
Nio - Lilly the lesbian lizard [komodo dragon] (in alliance w/ commo and mer)
Chrono - Timef*** 9000 [time-altering watch] (Didn't actually rape anyone so shut up MWE)
Crimson - Royale with cheese that talks in Samuel L. Jackson voice and might have a secret power
Stan - Sniper Rifle (has Zazi in his sights)
Zazi - Wasp Knife (sneaking up on Darren)
Darren - Forensic Tactical Weapon [something that will seemingly kill anyone near him if he gets killed] (being approached by Zazi)
And now, the moment you've all been waiting since last night for...
The part where we go back and introduce a few more characters before the epic showdown commences!
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"Now this is just asinine," grumbled an elk... who was actually 3KL. Due to another random Caelus malfunction, he had been transformed into an elk. This was not good for him, because an elk would be an easy target... but on the other hand, if he kept quiet and acted like a normal elk, no one would ever suspect him of being on of the participants, so theoretically he should be left alone. Unfortunately, he stood out from an normal elk because a bizarre yolk-like contraption had been fitted on him and it bore two miniguns, which would be fired not with a trigger (because an elk would have a hard time with that) but through willpower alone. This meant anyone with whom he crossed paths would know that he was no ordinary elk, putting him at a disadvantage, which would be quickly erased by the fact that he was armed with two f***ing miniguns that took only will to fire. "Though I suppose... an awesome kind of asinine?" He changed his mind about his current form and walked off in search of people to kill or other Dante accounts to form an alliance with.
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Speaking of which...
"Don't taze me, bro!" Pleaded Dante's Alt as he turned around upon hearing a noise behind him to see a menacing figure with what appeared to be a tazer on all kinds of steroids. He then wasn't scared anymore when he saw the person's face. "Oh, it's you... Now I look like a jackass."
Dante laughed. "Yeah... And this ain't no tazer. It's an electrocution gun, which is basically a tazer but a lot more powerful. It has like a million times more volts or whatever. What kinda weapon did you get?"
Dante's Alt shrugged and held up his weapon. "Laugh all you want..."
"That's... a Bible!" Gasped Dante in an astonished tone. "What the hell are you supposed to do with THAT?"
Suddenly, the heard something approaching...
"WHO GOES THERE?!" Yelled Dante, aiming his electrocution gun in the direction of the sounds.
Someone and/or something walked out from behind a large bush (lol I said 'large bush').
"Heh, it's just an elk," sighed a relieved Dante's Alt. "Hey! You should taze it! I bet that would be funny as hell!"
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)