Favorite Riffs (short):
*Woman of the future is dreaming of owning a new car. She transports herself into a car on display in a showroom*
Servo: Security to showroom please.
*A woman is showing off some of the "futuristic" appliances.*
Crow: Just because it's futuristic doesn't mean it's practical.
*The woman goes behind a statue or block of wood or something, and comes out the other side wearing powder blue clothes and has a tennis racket*
Crow: Oh no, it's a salute to Mr. B Natural!
*The woman goes behind the statue/block of wood several more times, and is wearing a large sunhat*
Mike: I wonder what Freud will say about that sunhat.
Crow: Sometimes, a sunhat is just a sunhat.
*As the woman drives off with a man, they keep singing all opera like*
Mike: Someone please invent Rock 'N Roll.
Favorite Riffs (movie):
*Some old guy is announcing something big for the International Space Organization*
Servo: Yeah, I'm Cliff Beefpile.
Old Guy: At this moment...
Crow (as Old Guy): I may die.
Old Guy: Over two billion people...
Servo (as Old Guy): Have been served.
*We get introduced to all the crew. We see the lantern jaw of justice hero American John Anderson*
Old Guy: He will helm this project.
Mike (as Anderson): What's going on around here? Any of you Euro-freaks speak English?
*Anderson stares at a clock, and fiddles with it*
Crow (as Anderson): I'm gonna set this to central stud time cause I'm Sledge Riprock!
*One of the astronauts does the cross things before liftoff*
Mike: Wait, I'm Jewish!
*After landing on the moon, Anderson is dialoguing about something.. slightly impossible*
Anderson: Now I'm turning on my invisble electromagnetic screen.
Mike (as Anderson): Even I don't buy it.
Anderson: Which forms a protect shield over our faces.
Servo: Of course it does.
*Anderson and one of the other crewmen are out in space now*
Crow (as Anderson, gasping for air): Why did I believe the invisible thing?!
*All the scientists on the moon stare at something underneath some rocks*
Crow: It's a Sampo!
*The Many Names of John Anderson*
Cliff Beefpile
Sledge Riprock
Tank Concrete
Bronc Drywall
Stump Hugelarge
Chunk Pylon
Chunk Manmusk.
Ron Codpiece
Sledge Fisthammer.
Clint Stompheader.
Chuck Hardslab
Chunk Ironchest
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