Favorite Riffs:
*After the opening credits, we see a car wreck. A bunch of teenagers jump out of the wrecked car and have a party*
Mike: Never was a car crash celebrated so well.
*Also during the random dance scene*
Crow: Mike, do you think this scene is establishing characterization and providing narrative?
Mike: No, but who cares?
*We see a couple of teens (Mike and Nancy) making out on a couch*
Crow: This is Tommy Kirk REALLY acting.
*Genius interupts the makeout couple, but after he leaves, we' hear an explosion*
Mike (as Genius): Aunt Bee! I can't feel my legs!
*Mike and Nancy check up on Genius*
Nancy: Are you alright?
Servo (as Genius): Suddenly, I wanna direct.
*We get a random musical number with the Beau Bummels. During the song, the two large ducks run amuck*
Guy: Where did those ducks come from?!
Crow: The turtle Gamera won't be far behind!
*While the ducks are dancing to the music.. in a crowded club*
Servo: As intune Bert I. was in the 50's, he just didn't get the 60's.
*After the dance number, we cut to a very large duck body being roasted over a fire. It's being cooked by the same kids that were dancing with the ducks earlier*
Crow: It's fun to kill things!
*A kid is snooping around Genius' lab. There's a gumball machine on one of the tables*
Servo: MOM?! Oh, mom.. mother...
*After the kid finds the goop that makes creatures grow, he goes back to the gumball machine*
Servo: Do-don't you touch her! She can't be bought out for pocket change.
*Kid puts a coin in and gets a gumball*
Servo: Mom! I can't believe you put out for a nickel! I have no mother...
*Fred and his crew has the goop. One of them give him a knife when he asks for one*
Mike: I'm gonna moon you, man!
*After taking the growth stuff, they all grow larger, and lose their clothes. One of the kids grins, then looks down*
Mike (as kid): This is great... d'oh! I didn't grow proportionally!
*Genius is trying to make a new goop formula*
Crow: He tampered in God's domain.
*The giant teenagers dance around*
Crow: You could stick your head in her navel!
Mike: Don't think I haven't thought of it.
*Same scene*
Servo: Glenn Manning wasn't this much fun.
*After the giants try to take over the town, Genius makes a serum to make them shrink back to normal, they just sort of.. wander off at the end of the movie*
Servo: That's it? Not much of a payoff. We waited all this time for THAT?
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