Favorite Riffs (cont.):
*Tom, Roxy's boyfriend, finds Roxy's car on the side of the road and goes to investgates. Roxy screams*
Tom: Roxy, it's me, Tommy!
Joel (as Roxy): That's why I'm screaming! Aaah!!!
*Tom and Roxy are looking for evidence of the giant with Roxy's dad, Robert*
Roxy: There's the heel, and there's the toes..
Joel (as Robert): That's an ant hill, you idiot!
Robert: Let me see that..
Servo (as Roxy): Glenn was 50 feet tall.
*Robert, Roxy, and Tom all look for more evidence*
Robert (obviously dubbed in): Watch out for snakes.
Servo: Who said that?!
*After feeding us plot, the three characters stare off at Shadow Mountain*
Servo (muffled): Watch out for snakes!
*Robert takes a helicopter to Shadow Mountains, and after he gets off the copter, tells the pilot some instructions*
Robert: Don't you forget. I want you to meet me at the mouth of Deep Canyon tomorrow at 4:00.
*The pilot laughs as he puts his shades back on*
Joel (as Pilot): Heheheh sure. Four, whatever. Hahaha.
*Robert wanders around the mountains*
Joel: The Old Indiana Jones Chronicles.
*We get a shot of two palm trees that resemble a w.*
Crow: It's under a big W...
*After a shot of Tom crooning to his girlfriend*
Servo: He looks like a cabbage patch Elvis.
*Tom and Roxy are having fun in Tom's dunebuggy in the desert*
Roxy: Wee! Wee! Wee!
Joel: Ugh, are they carrying a pig?
Servo: Stop saying wee. No one says wee. (Hilarious In Hindsight: The squealing pig in the car in those Geico Commercials.)
*After Tom and Roxy finally stop and look around in their car for Robert*
Roxy: I don't see him anywhere.
Servo (as Roxy): Okay, let's go! *starts mimicking the music from the previous scene*
*A shot of the desert and surrounding location. It looks suspiciously familiar.*
Joel: To be with the hu-man. To live like the hu-man. (Told you so.)
*After another annoying song number from Tom*
Servo: Come on please Eegah. Where's our club?
All: Eegah. Eegah. bonk bonk on the head.
*After capturing Roxy and taking her to his cave, Eegah is stubbornly running his hand over her hand*
Joel (while Facepalming): Oh no, this guy went to the Torgo School of Fondling.
*Eegah shows Roxy a few terrible cave paintings he recently did. Roxy is surprised by what she finds*
Roxy: Look at this drawing! It's me and my car!
Crow: Oh, it is her!
*After Roxy and Robert talk about Eegah and how long he's been around*
Crow: He's been there since the beginning of time, and he's only drawn three pictures?
*For some reason, Roxy decides to SHAVE HER FATHER.*
All: Ew...
Servo: Joel, I'm going to slap this movie so hard...
Joel: This is sick.. Oh please become Sweeny Todd.
*Eegah comes back and watches Roxy shaving Robert*
Crow (as Eegah): Uh, kinda weird shaving your dad, huh?
*After Tom saves Roxy, they go to Robert, who's at the dune buggy. Robert sees Eegah in the distant, and warns them*
Robert (with a strange echo): Run kids! Run!
Servo: Dad, don't layer your voice like that!
*After Eegah spoils a party, tries to get Roxy, and is killed, and falls into a pool*
Crow: He tampered in God's domain.
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