Favorite Riffs:
*Looking at the opening title*
Joel: Attack of the the Eye Creatures? Did Mel Tillis write these movie titles or what?
*After seeing some obviously fake film that is "official Flying Saucer" film*
Joel: No seriously, let's see the real thing.
*After Lt. Robertson berates Cpl. Culver and his Sergeant for peeping on make out couples he... proceeds to watch with them*
Servo: Jeez, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer wasn't as sick as this.
Sergeant: Yeah, how about that.
Joel: This is sick.
Robertson: Alright, back to business.
Joel: This is Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.
*After two characters pathetically hit on a waitress*
Joel: I'd like to apologize for the entire male gender now. I'm sorry.
*After the pathetic scene in the diner, we get an outside shot of where with a lightning strike*
Servo (as God): I resent that. I can't believe I made those two guys.
Crow: I don't know about you guys, but I'm rooting for the the eye creatures.
*Harold and his lady make out some more, while Culver and Sarge still look on.*
Harold's Makeout Girl: Oh Harold, when you kiss me, I see explosions.
Culver: You know what? When he kisses her, I see explosions too!
Joel (angrily): You know what? You're one sick mamma jamma.
*One of the guys from the diner, Carl, is wandering around at the make out point, while a flying saucer is overhead.*
Joel: I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna fool ar... (What, I had to add the World's First Rick Roll to this!)
*Stan and Susan are driving around, in the "dark"*
Joel: It's really hard to see the road when it's... noon.
*After hitting one of the Eye Creatures, we get a shot of it*
Servo (as Stan): I think we hit the Michelin Man!
*Stan and Susan are wandering around a house, and Susan opens a door, then screams*
Stan: I would've done it myself!
Susan: I rather you did, too! Opening strange doors isn't a thing for a good clean innocent American Girl to do.
Crow: What kind of dialogue is that?
*We see the two "comic" relief characters, as they watch one of the Eye Creatures. Bizarrely, they think it's a TV show. After some bad jokes, Servo's had enough*
Servo: Joel, take my head off.
*The Eye Creatures try to rescue the hand of another one.*
Crow: Hey, keep an eye out for the cops! Get it, EYE?!
*After several shots of the Eye Creatures*
Crow: You know, you could pack fine china with these guys.
*After Stan and Susan gets some pals, they drive to where the creatures are, and it goes from night to morning to night.*
Joel: They just didn't care.
Servo: That night, the next morning, sometime the next evening. Sometime that afternoon..
Joel: They didn't just care. Look at it!
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