Favorite Riffs (shorts):
*Dr. Hardy is standing about, wearing an apparent misplaced uniform*
Servo: Who let the barber in?
*Hardy tells patient Martha about her ailment, when he suggests surgery, she seems worried.*
Hardy: Let me assure you Martha, there is no great cause for alarm.
Servo (as Hardy): It's dangerous and painful, but don't worry.
Hardy: I'm hopeful we can get rid of it without surgery.
Joel (as Hardy): I have performed surgery before, but the person didn't survive. I feel confident.
Favorite Riffs (movie):
*After the opening credits, we see a planet that looks VERY FAMILIAR*
Servo: Hey, it's the MST3K Logo!
Joel: You're not supposed to know that!
Servo: Oh! *clears throats, whistles innocently*
*Rocky is upset that Vena hasn't contacted him, but Winky tries to relax him.*
Winky: Now for me, let me relax with a little black book and the gay nightlife.
Joel: Uh... insert joke here.
*Rocky talks to Professor Newton and Bobby*
Rocky: Profssor Newton...
Joel: How are the fig cookies coming along?
*After Space Pirates attack their ship, Vena and Reggie are trapped on their ship*
Reggie: No use kidding ourselves, Vena. There is like a million in one shot we'll ever been seen.
Crow: Oh, they are on Comedy Central.
*After using the cold thing to turn the ship invisible, Rocky decides to go outside and check things out.*
Rocky: You'll be able to see me materialize outside the invisibility blanket.
Servo: I'll be buck naked.
*After Rocky escapes from being captured*
Crow: So, his mission was to be caught, escape, and leave?
*Evil Cleolanta orders her men to take Rocky alive.*
Rinkman: Why, Cleolanta? I just don't understand.
Clealanta: You don't have to understand Rinkman. Now concentrate on these orders.
Servo (as Cleo): Bite me.
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