Favorite Riffs (Short):
*Billy and Crash jump off a cliff and escape from Khan unharmed*
Servo: How they get off a cocky-doody cliff? This is wrong!
Crow: Billy looks like William Frawley (Fred Muntz from I Love Lucy.)
Favorite Riffs (Movie):
*while reading the credits we see the main star is Lon Chaney Jr.*
Crow: Any relation to Dick Cheney?
Joel: I don't think so.
Richard Chasen (narrating): Back in Los Angeles two men were sitting in a dinner listening to the news broadcast...
Joel: Oh, I've heard this joke.
*Detective Chasen is at a cutout of some dame named Eva Martin, looking at his watch.*
Chasen (narrating): I'm a cop, but my job is to ask questions and get answers.
Joel (as Chasen, to cutout): Alright, talk.
*Chasen walks into Eva's dressing room.*
Joel (as Chasen): I saw your sister outside. You know, the quiet one.
*The Butcher chokes out the scientist who revives him and his assistant at the same time.*
Joel (as Butcher): You know, I can't tell who is more fun to kill... It's a draw!
*We get a shot of several cop cars driving around.*
Joel: Be on the lookout for donuts. APP on donu-
Servo: Oh come on Joel that's really lame. No more of these donut jokes.
*The Butcher tries to prove he is who is to Eva, and proceeds to stab his hand with scissors*
Joel: I think scissors beats hand.
*The Butcher is angered and goes to kill Paul.*
Narrator: The name of Paul triggered his hate.
Joel: The name Gary made him happy
*Eva calls Squiny Ellis and informs him that The Butcher is alive.*
Narrator: Squiny didn't believe her and who could blame him? In a way you couldn't blame him. Who in their right mind would believe a man returned from the dead?
Joel: Only millions of Christians..
*Francine, another girl Eva works with, tries to work in Eva's place. She does a little dance to prove it's easy.*
Eva: I just thought of something...
Francine: Yeah?
Narrator: Eva agreed to let Fran-
Crow: Whoa! What happened to her voice?
*The cops are hot on the Butcher's tail in the sewers. They are using flashlights*
Servo: It's a gang of Sunday Night Mystery Movies!
Joel: Oh stop it.
Servo: Whatever you say, Mr. Donut joke.
*A few seconds after the previous riff*
Joel: Hey found half a donut, who wants it?
Servo: D'oh, not a sewer donut joke.. No!
Crow: This is sorta like Close Encounter's of the TURD kind.
*The cops spot the Butcher in the sewers where he buried his treasure, and shot him with an RPG. It's not very effective*
Servo: They're shooting him with chili peppers! They burn his guts, you see..
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