Favorite Riffs:
*We get our first shots of the... "teenagers" from Outer Space."
Crow: Really OLD teenagers from Outer Space.
*Derek (the main character) objects to the orders that the crew was given Why? Well..*
Captain: You have concern for foreign beings over our mission to locate grazing land for our Gargan herds
Servo: Thank you, Captain Exposition.
*Spaceship Captain isn't too pleased with Derek*
Captain: When we return to our planet, the high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!
All: TORCHA!
*Captain puts on the reich*
Captain: We are the supreme race! We have the supreme weapson!
Servo (as Captain): We have the supreme pizzas!
*Derek tries to escape while the crew has their attention diverted. Thor, one of the crew, shoots at Derek, but instead hits a small tree, which catches fire*
Joel (as God): Moses? Moses?
*Captain gets orders from the Leader to capture and maybe kill Derek (Leader's son.) Thor wants to get him.*
Captain (while outside in the middle of the day talking to Thor): You will wait until the sky is light enough to begin the search.
Joel: It IS light enough!
*A gas station attendant stumbles upon Thor.*
Attendant: Is there a convention in town?
Joel (as Thor): I'm a Trekkie.
*Thor kills the Attendant*
Crow: I guess this is a self serve station now.
*Alice, one of Betty's friends, is confronted by Thor while Alice is swimming. Thor kills her while she's trying to leave the pool*
Joel: Too much chlorine!
*After Thor kills Professor Simpson, he opens a window*
Crow: Well the ray gun works well, but you can never get the stink out.
Servo: Never toasted anyone that old before.
Joel: Whew, smells like the primeape house in here now.
*Thor breaks into Gramps and Betty's house. *
Crow: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
*One of the cops is hit by the ray gun ray. Somehow, it grew something on it's skull that would be a nice place to hold it up*
Crow: I'm hit Charlie, I'm hit!
Servo: What's that thing on it's head...
*Gramps tells Joe the Reporter everything that happened*
Gramps: And that's the way it happened.
Joel: I'm Walter Cronkite.
*Derek and Betty take Thor to a doctor, the Doctor may not be exactly all there.*
Joel (as Doctor): Looks like your popper's came up. Oh, that's your nipple.
*Joe and a cop walk up to the dead dog that has yet ot be buried, drug away, or otherwise*
Joel (as Joe): You know this dog has become quite the tourist attraction
*Thor chases Joe in a.. car chase*
Joel: This is like Misery.
Crow: This IS misery.
*Derek and Betty are looking for the ray gun after Thor dies, to kill the gargan. Derek picks up a rock once the crab- er, gargan spots them, and the ray gun is right under it. *
Servo: This will simplify everything!
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