(For Some bizarre reason, I accidentally deleted the favorite riffs from S3E15 - Teenage Cave Man. This is simply a repost for that movie.)
Favorite Riffs (Short 1):
*A group of kids are water skiing for the first time*
Narrator: This is positively the first time for this bunch.
Crow: So you know they're gonna fail.
*We see a shot of the teacher of the above kids*
Servo: This is the teacher, Chad Slabbody. Hello Chad.
*A group of female water skiiers let go of the boat*
Narrator: See you later, girls!
Joel: Miles from the dock, and they can't swim!
*A skier shows off his board jumping*
Narrator: Notice his arms don't rotate like in snowboard jumping.
Crow: His arms just come clean off.
Narrator: This time the Mexican Jumping Bean will do a one and a half spin while..
Servo (quietly): Mexican Jumping Bean?
Crow: This time the white facist announcer will make a racial slur.
Servo (as Announcer): What do I know? I'm just a fat, pink announcer mowing down pretzels and cookies and trying tor come to grips with a wonderful life gone horribly wrong.
Favorite Riffs (Short 2):
*Ross the animal catcher is trying to catch a wildcat*
Ted the Narrator: This is where my boyfriend knows his stuff.
Servo: You don't have to say anymore, Ted.
*Ross chases down a baby bear cub*
Joel: Man, what I'd do to see that cub's mom coming through right now.
*Ross climbs a tree and tries to catch another bear cub. He steps on it's paw, making it scream in pain*
Crow: Joel, do they do this on Earth?
Servo: Isn't that wrong?
Joel: I feel deeply ashamed of my race.
Servo: Rightfully so.
*Ross cleans himself off with a towel after catching the cubs*
Servo: Ross tries to wipe away the evil, but it's not happening.
Narrator: In the Everglades, six feet of diamondback. Enough to scare you out of your skin.
Joel: Let's not forget who the real evil serpent is.
*A bear 'escapes', and we get footage of it's recapture (from underwater)*
Joel: Oh, they just so happen to be shooting footage underwater at the time.
Joel: We'd like to apologize to everyone, everywhere for this.
Favorite Riffs (Movie):
Narrator: In the beginning there was chaos...
*A bright light shines amidst the 'chaos'*
Crow: Oh, and then God showed up.
*One of the Cave Man talks to Symbol Maker's Teenage Son (aka THE MAIN CHARACTER)*
Servo: Look, he's got a saggy diaper that leaks.
Grumpy old Cave Man: When the fire comes back in the sky...
Joel: You mean morning?
*Teenage Son and a few other characters walk around a forest, presumbly nude.*
Crow: I know I left clothes around here somewhere..
Servo: You know, I could go for a chared grill hamburger sandwich and some french fried potatoes.
*We see the movie's 'monster for the first time.'*
Joel: It's me! It's Trumpy!
Servo: Oh yeah...
Caveman: On the sun's third rising..
Crow: We'll call it Wednesday.
*Robert Vaughn (the lead actor) seems to have invented the bow after he konks his noggin on a tree branch*
Crow: So let me get this straight, he knocks himself out and he becomes smart?
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