Favorite Riffs (cont.):
*Random shot of a person's eye looking through a magnifiying glass*
Crow: Ah! It's the cameraman and he's looking through the wrong lense!
*Laura talks to a guy in a 'I'm a virgin' shirt. *
Laura: He's really good!
Guy: Good? He's the best.
Servo: Oh, I can see wh-
Joel: Uh, don't go there.
*Laura is pushed off a cliff. The camping rockers hear her scream*
Girl: What was that?
Crow: Sounded like Laura leaping to her death.
*After Rick and his friend Ryan find Laura*
Rick: Jeez, she ain't dead is she?
Ryan: I don't think, but she's in bad shape. Quick grab her legs.
Crow: Quick, move her spine around alot. Dope.
*Tommy puts his ear to the egg he found*
Servo (Quietly): Let me out! I said let me out!
*After the group finds Tommy's house, and puts Laura in bed*
Molly (Tommy's Mom): She'll be alright. With a good night's rest and she'll be as right as rain.
Joel: Yeah, that's what cures a crushed spine.
*Tommy gives Trumpy some milk*
Tommy: Do you know what playing is, Trumpy?
Crow (as Trumpy): Yes, it's when I break you in half.
*After Laura dies, Molly tries to get everyone to leave the room.*
Crow (as Molly): Well come on. Your breakfast is getting cold, and she's not getting any warmer.
Tommy (to Trumpy): You must learn to live outside. Nobody must see you.
Servo: He doesn't speak your language, dickweed.
*Trumpy is fed peanuts by Tommy*
Tommy: Want some more?
Joel (as Tommy): Wait a second, let me get the attachments. You can do the couch.
Tommy: These (the peanuts) We'll put away for later.
Crow (as Trumpy): No! More!
Tommy: Now we can play.
Crow: Like hell. More food.
Tommy: Do you know how to play? What do you know?
Crow: Eating.
Joel: Boy, I hope Trumpy doesn't sneeze, he'll pistol whip that kid with peanuts.
Crow: Wow, never thought about that.
*After Tommy looks in his telescope and sees lions, and elephants*
Tommy: You can do magic things!
Crow: It's called evil, kid.
*during a stop motion bit*
Joel: Oh great, now we're in Gumby.
*After Bill and Brian drive through a snowy bit, they end up at a cabin with no snow on the ground.*
Servo: Aw.. Thank goodness it's summer again. We've been driving for months!
Bill: Looks like no one is here.
Brian: How can you tell?
Servo: Just go up to the door. You drove two seasons just to get here
*Bill and Brian carry guns up to a cabin*
Bill: Charlie? Chuck? Is anyone there?
Joel: He knows them yet he carries a gun?
Servo: Oh it's a practical joke. He opens the door and plugs them with thirty rounds. It's kind of an inside family thing.
*After Trumpy's mom is killed it... buries itself.*
Crow: Oh! Self-buried monster. How do you explain that?
*Trumpy watches the group leave him alone*
Crow (as Trumpy): Wait don't leave me here! I was raised by a child. I can't survive in the wilderness. I'll.. just wait here then.
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In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D. ....