Favorite Riffs:
*While reading the opening credits*
Joel: How much Keeffe is in this movie?
Servo: Miles O'Keeffe
*During the opening cave fight*
Crow: How can they tell who is on who's side?
Joel: It's uh, shirts and skins.
*During a flashback sequence, apparently to the first movie*
Akronas: As Ator nursed his wounds...
Servo (as Akronas): I nursed a scotch.
*Also, during the flashback*
Crow: Jeez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot.
*An arrow hits Mila right in the heart.*
Joel: Oh! She's in love.
Crow (as Mila): So, the end of the Earth is this way? Thank you.
*The Barbarians are looking for Mila*
Crow: Lady, can we have our arrow back? Lady?
Joel: Why is she limping?
Crow: Because she's got an arrow in her chest.
Joel: Oh. (beat) Huh?!
*Ator is healing Mila*
Servo (as Ator): I could be wrong, but this arrow might have something to do with her pain.
*Ator and crew are running around woods. A heavy fog is seen everywhere.*
Servo: This fog is starting to obscure the action.
Crow: What action?
*While Ator is running.*
Joel: It's Speedy Delivery Guy, and does he have a package.
Ator: Stop.
Crow: In the name of love.
*Ator drinks some wine with villagers.*
Servo: We've secretly switch Ator's coffee with Foger's crystals. Let's watch.
*A sacrfice is thrown in a pit of snakes. Snakes that growl.*
Servo: What? *laughs* Wait a minute folks we got snakes growling here.
*Ator (for some bizarre reason) has a HANG GOLIDER and uses it.*
Servo: Oh come on!
Crow: What the-
Joel: I'm the luckiest boy in the world. I have slipped the surly bounds of Earth and touched the hand of god.
Servo: This is a little ridiculous...
*Akronas warns Ator NOT to kill Zor.*
Akronas: But for us to take the law in our hands puts us at the level of barbarians!
Crow (as Ator): We are barbarians!
*Ator rides off in the sunset*
Crow: Hey, there's tiretracks back there!
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In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D. ....