Favorite Riffs (movie):
*An arrow painted on the road points one way, while the camera looks in a different direction*
Joel: Oh we're supposed to go...
Servo: Hey, no wait..! We're supposed to go that.. way.
*The camera pans over a plaque that says office*
Joel: Hey check it out. Bob Dodson, founder of the Church of the Sub-Genius.
Servo: The mighty Bob!
*The creepy undertaker steps on his cat*
Servo: That's it, I'm calling Betty White.
*We first see Lewis, showing he isn't exactly the 22 claimed on his tombstone.*
Crow: Jeez! Joel, I think he's a bit old to be a college student.
*A few co-eds talk about Lewis and his seemingly two personalities*
Debbie: Seems like there are two personalities each trying to gain control.
Crow: Glen and Glenda.
*Debbie and Lewis are making out, while a snake slitters into their car*
Joel: Hi, I'm Satan.This is what happens when you do the hanky-panky before you marry. Let's watch the fun!
*We get a shot of a band during a dance.*
Crow: Hey, how is that guy playing a saxophone with his lap?
*Two overweight students are eating. Tiny pulls something out of his pocket*
Tiny: Sachrin tablets. Helps keep the weight down. I gotta make that fraternity.
Servo: We secretly switched Tiny's coffee with chicken fried pork loin gravy. Let's watch and see what happens.
*Some of the frat guys go to Morrison Hall*
Servo: Hey Morrison Hall! Break on through!
*Debbie and Lewis are arguing about Lewis' supposed fearlessness*
Lewis: Do you know what I think of everytime I hear 'they'? I a big gray shapeless monster.
Servo (as Lewis): Like me.
*Tiny talking to the head of the fraternity*
Tiny: I almost made 36 inches, see?
Servo: Good, now about your waistline....
Favorite Riffs (short):
*Two actors are going through the script pretty damn quickly*
Crow: Try not to talk so fast.
Servo: A bunch of auctioneers.
*After a character is killed off*
Crow: Joel, how is it that someone is killed, but the credits remain the same?
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