Favorite Riffs (short):
*One of the mechnanical spiders blow up in the plane near the pilot*
Crow: Whoa! Now how do you feel about spontaneous human combustion?
Joel: Sorry I blew up like that.
*Jean Drew is hanging from a tree from her parachute after the plane crashes*
Joel: Oh, I can see the strings.
*Police come running almost immediately after the plane crash*
Servo: Luckily, the policemen's picnic was just over the hill.
*Dr. Zorka swears revenge on the scientists that drove him where he was (and ended with his wife dead. His driver Monk turns (though with his sunglasses it looks like he's looking into the camera*
Joel (as Monk): That's my boss. Always going on about his life of danger, but look who does all the driving! We'll be right back.
*The movie goes through a montage way too fast*
Joel: Hey! Whoa! They gotta slow down on the montages!
Favorite Riffs (movie):
*George, leader of something or another, talks to John, a spy about to enter Russia*
John: When do I go George?
George: Right now. One of our best pilots will send you on a special civilian plane.
Crow (as George): And then push you out the back, screaming.
Narrator: It was never pleasant to send a friend into danger...
Joel (as Narrator): But he could live with it.
Narrator: ... But it had to be done. The best man had to do it.
Crow (as Narrator): The groom or the brides maids just wouldn't do.
*John meets the female spy he's to work with. She reads his paper, then.. 'burns' them*
Crow: Oh she's burning... They can't even afford to burn paper in this film.
Servo: Just throw it out of shot...
Female Spy: What are your plans?
Servo (as Manston): You just BURNT my plans.
*John and the spy talk about what's going to happen.*
Spy: It's all going to be determined by vote.
Joel: Voting in Russia...?
*John and the spy talk as the spy she's having an affair with sleeps drunkingly*
John: Every time you're out here with him and I'm in that closet I...
Joel (as John): Want to put you in the closet.
*We get an opening shot of Lenningrad*
Narrator: Far to the north lays a fully operational missile base.
*The image is of a lone pole in a forest*
Joel (as Narrator): Or... telephone pole.
*The Russians look at the missile... Which r is never shown on screen*
Crow: It must be a stealth missile, there's no shadow!
*Russian general is talking to a soldier*
Crow: The general is asking the soldier for hamburgers instead of chili peppers, since they burn his guts he really wants some hamburgers and FRENCH FRIED POTATOES!
*There is a completely pointless shot for about a minute*
Joel: Can someone please get in shot? Please? Hello?
*John and the spy finally get in shot*
Joel: Finally.
*A fallout shelter has a whole lot of women entering it*
Joel: I know which shelter I'm going to!
Servo (as Dr. Strangelove): And we'll have ze women for zer sexual prowess, und animals will be bred and slaughtered!
*The nuke hits New York*
Crow: Well, it turned the Big Apple to Applesauce...
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