Favorite Riffs (Short):
*Dr. Zorka turns on his giant robotic creature*
Crow: Oh what's the big deal? It's just a large metal Richard Kiel!
*Zorka and his assistant Monk talk to each other as Zorka's wife knocks on a door.*
Zorka: Silence!
Joel (as Zorka): She knows nothing about our love!
*Zorka puts on his invisibility belt.. over his clothes*
Crow: Uh, I think it goes UNDER the suit...
*Zorka reacts after putting on the belt*
Joel: I shouldn't had that second bowl of four alarm chili!
Zorka: Nobody can find our workshop, without the iron man healthy(?)
Joel: I am Iron Man.
Favorite Riffs (Movie):
*A woman sings around a restaraunt while people eat*
Joel: Think I can get a seat in the no singing section?
*The woman finishes the song*
All: Woo! Freebird!
*Mike looks at a paper Bob hands him, it shows a picture of the father and daughter*
Crow: Hmm. Famous tennis star now a woman.
*Mike and Bill try to land the plane... in the Jungle*
Servo: Did ancient astronauts land here millions of years ago?
Joel: Bill, NOT a crash landing!
*stock footage of a snake in a tree*
Joel (as snake): Hi, I'm Satan. Enjoy the film!
*Bob shoots a Native for absolutely no reason*
Joel (as Bob): I hope that's an acceptable greeting...
Servo: Sorry everyone, sorry! Let's not worry about who shot who, so long as we know we made a mistake.
*After Mike and Bob are put in the hut.. jail*
Mike: Well, I've been in better jails in my life.
Joel: That's nothing to brag about...
*Mike reveals to Greta her father is dead.
Greta: When did he die?
Mike: About a month ago.
Servo (as Mike): My partner shot him, too.
*During a flashback to 1939, a radio broadcastor reports the news*
Broadcastor: British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain has just addressed Paraliment, and I quote his exact words....
All: HEEELLLPPPPP!!!!!
*We see the inside of a plane, or as Crow put it...*
Crow: It's a mobile home! With lots of Laz-E Boys!
*Greta narrates over her first meeting with the natives*
Greta: Suddenly, they started to kneel in an attitude of worship. I didn't know why, but I felt safer. So, mustering my courage....
Servo (as Greta): I began kicking them, repeatedly.
*Greta is preparing to leave and saying goodbye to Wanama*
Greta: You be a good girl Wanama, and remember everything I taught you.
*The scene all of a sudden gets darker*
Joel (as Greta): Like making the scene darker...
*Mike, Bob, and Greta are walking around the forest*
Joel (as Mike): Hey, there's a tree we've never seen before. want to kill it, BOB?
*Greta sits down on a log*
Bob: White Goddess having trouble?
Crow (As Mike): White Fascist being smart?
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I repeat the cheese is in the grater!