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TopicITT: I watch every nationally broadcast episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000
Chronic1000
12/07/11 7:06:00 AM
#65:


Favorite Riffs (Short):

*Dr. Zorka turns on his giant robotic creature*

Crow: Oh what's the big deal? It's just a large metal Richard Kiel!


*Zorka and his assistant Monk talk to each other as Zorka's wife knocks on a door.*

Zorka: Silence!

Joel (as Zorka): She knows nothing about our love!


*Zorka puts on his invisibility belt.. over his clothes*

Crow: Uh, I think it goes UNDER the suit...


*Zorka reacts after putting on the belt*

Joel: I shouldn't had that second bowl of four alarm chili!


Zorka: Nobody can find our workshop, without the iron man healthy(?)

Joel: I am Iron Man.


Favorite Riffs (Movie):

*A woman sings around a restaraunt while people eat*

Joel: Think I can get a seat in the no singing section?

*The woman finishes the song*

All: Woo! Freebird!


*Mike looks at a paper Bob hands him, it shows a picture of the father and daughter*

Crow: Hmm. Famous tennis star now a woman.


*Mike and Bill try to land the plane... in the Jungle*

Servo: Did ancient astronauts land here millions of years ago?

Joel: Bill, NOT a crash landing!


*stock footage of a snake in a tree*

Joel (as snake): Hi, I'm Satan. Enjoy the film!


*Bob shoots a Native for absolutely no reason*

Joel (as Bob): I hope that's an acceptable greeting...

Servo: Sorry everyone, sorry! Let's not worry about who shot who, so long as we know we made a mistake.


*After Mike and Bob are put in the hut.. jail*

Mike: Well, I've been in better jails in my life.

Joel: That's nothing to brag about...


*Mike reveals to Greta her father is dead.

Greta: When did he die?

Mike: About a month ago.

Servo (as Mike): My partner shot him, too.


*During a flashback to 1939, a radio broadcastor reports the news*

Broadcastor: British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain has just addressed Paraliment, and I quote his exact words....

All: HEEELLLPPPPP!!!!!


*We see the inside of a plane, or as Crow put it...*

Crow: It's a mobile home! With lots of Laz-E Boys!


*Greta narrates over her first meeting with the natives*

Greta: Suddenly, they started to kneel in an attitude of worship. I didn't know why, but I felt safer. So, mustering my courage....

Servo (as Greta): I began kicking them, repeatedly.


*Greta is preparing to leave and saying goodbye to Wanama*

Greta: You be a good girl Wanama, and remember everything I taught you.

*The scene all of a sudden gets darker*

Joel (as Greta): Like making the scene darker...


*Mike, Bob, and Greta are walking around the forest*

Joel (as Mike): Hey, there's a tree we've never seen before. want to kill it, BOB?


*Greta sits down on a log*

Bob: White Goddess having trouble?

Crow (As Mike): White Fascist being smart?

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