Favorite Riffs:
*The opening shots of the movie are in an absurdly small screen.*
Crow: Uh.. This is gonna be hard to watch.
Joel: Postage Stamp theater proudly presents....
Joel: Hey, it's Hunter S. Thompson! I didn't know sidehacking was so gonzo.
*Rommel and Rita skip through a field in slow motion*
Crow (as Rommel): Hey I'm tripping. No I'm really tripping.
*Rommel falls over*
*Rommel and Luke try to talk while Rommel is reving up the motor.*
Joel (as Luke): Hey why don't you turn that motorcycle off so we can talk!
*Luke and Rommel and joking around*
Luke: I may be getting soft but I'm still...
Servo (as Lou): Stupid.
Paisley: I didn't get your name
Rommel: Rommel.
Crow: Oh you magnificent son of a *****, I read your book!
*Cambot shows some ESPN-style scores during the race*
Joel: Good one Cambot, nice effect.
*Rommel shows JC how to sidehack, while some southern fried music plays in the background*
Crow: It was about this time the ol' Duke Boys decided to show Boss Hogg what sidehacking was all about.
*Rommel is welding while his protective mask is NOT covering his face.
Crow: Glad he's wearing that mask to protect his scalp.
*Nero and Rommel talk over recruits for their gang.*
Nero: I found a couple of boys to ride with us, but there's a problem.
Servo (as Nero): One of them's six years old, the other eleven.
Servo: And so they drove to the power station There was nothing left after the... Robot Holocaust!
*The camera pans over to Paisley after JC kills her.*
Joel: Hey, nice sweater.
*During the fight between JC and Rommel*
Servo: Hi-Keeba! Hut!
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I repeat the cheese is in the grater!