Inception, when you say that you believe in evolution/the big bang, do you mean that you've studied evolution/big bang and then concluded that it was true, or do you trust that the scientists are being as truthful as they can be and you believe in them?
If it's the latter, would you be interested in learning more about either?
"Science can provide access to universal physical laws which bind the entire, infinite universe." -- scientists, talking about what they've uncovered from their infinitely limited human minds
We have a mathematical definition of that.
Are you saying the square of your own intelligence is zero?
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