The lasers come out of his cell phone btw in case someone hasn't mentioned it yet.
Phoenix is beyond hilarious and I don't know if I could play as him because I'd just sit there laughing instead of actually fighting.
This couldn't have possibly been played out any better.
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Brawl is like ZSS' breasts. Well rounded for casual players.
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