THE LIVING (22)
Mer - Whip
Reg - Blaster Rifle
Cobain - Lightsaber/M1911A1
Niorapth - a basket of puppies, kittens, hamsters and other cute, furry animals
Maniac64 - halberd
todbot1 - Baseball Bat
Chronic1000 - Lever-action shotgun
foolmo - Dagger of Time
Warning_Crazy - Sniper Rifle
Commodore - Smegmamune
Ryoko - Scythe
JC: Frostmourne
Speedyoshi: 2 shovels
Kazbar - PikePikePike (fish tied to Pike tied that he has to pay to use)
Kakashi - Rubber Chicken
Chrono1219 - Gravity Gun
Raka - Keris (Two Keri Hilsons)
Tombolo - Steelchair
JeffRaze - Portal Gun
ImTheMacheteGuy/Caelus - A certain cannon from Jackass 3
KomKoala - Hammer and Sickle
Dante - Toilet Paper Roll, no paper left on it
THE DEAD (21)
senorhousemouse - Bazooka (Killed by Nio's psychotic kitten Minio. Head then exploded)
saveus_maria - Kitchen Knife (Stabbed by foolmo after Time Hax)
GrapeFruitKing - Pepper Spray (Accidentally stabbed by Kazbar's PikePikePike after an attempted ambush)
7Deuce86 - Pointed Stick (Shot by Cobain)
PirateKing - Two Katanas (Head sliced off by Cobain)
KingBartz - Short Spear and Shield (Shot in the face several times by Bigwig_rah)
Megaman703 - Tunas (Shot by FD's Crossbow after a small scuffle)
FD - Crossbow (Stabbed through the eye by Dante's toilet paper roll)
EvillordExdeath - Morning Star (Shot in the face several times by Warning_Crazy)
bananor - Boombox (Beaten up in a three-on-one assault by Raka and the two Keri Hilsons)
WalrusJump - Giant two-handed sword (killed half by a Dante Brogue Kick and half by Ace_Killjoy's sword)
GenesisSaga - Nunchucks (Stabbed by GenesisTwilight)
An elk - Killed by XIII's blimpfishing
GenesisTwilight - Glaive (Choked out by Gr8CyberMonkey's length of chain)
Oxbridge - Sonic Screwdriver (Stabbed in the back by Sceptile's Kukri and kicked into THE FIRE. Head then fell off)
Sceptile - Twin Kukri (Shot in the head by Reg. Head promptly exploded)
Ace_Killjoy - Power Sword (Ambushed by KommKoala's hammer, head fell off)
Gr8CyberMonkey - Length of Chain (Kicked in the balls and then decapitated by Ryoko)
Pram_the_Oracle - Switchblade (Stabbed by Comm, whipped a few times by Mer and then head blown off by Caelus' cannon)
Bigwig_rah - PP7 (Shot in the head by Plum, head fell off)
Plum - Moonraker Lazer (Shot in the heart by Bigwig_rah. Head then ripped off by a rising tree)
Current Status
THE FOREST IS ON FIRE. IT IS SPREADING. FIRE IS AWESOME
Kazbar - Hit in the eyes by Pepperspray
Speedyoshi - Hiding in a self-made underground cave
Cobain - Not a Jedi
Warning_Crazy - In a tree
Maniac64 - Halberd is Resident Evil Code Veronica-sized
Raka - Keris are actually Keri Hilson x2, and they will both die if Raka does.
Chronic1000 - Still trying to figure out how to use his Shotgun
Justin_Crossing - Being infected by his Frostmourne
JeffreyRaze - In THE FIRE. Will probably be able to easily escape with his portal gun but I thought I'd put this here anyway
Mer, Comm and Caelus have formed an alliance called "Smeg'mer'muneus".
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