CHAPTER 12, Part 2
Nah just kidding.
The blade DID hit Mer in the face, but he was only struck by the blunt side. He was left with a little bit of Smegma on him.
Mer wrinkled his nose in disgust instinctively, then thought about it and shrugged, realizing he didn't care.
He aimed the whip at Comm again and struck him in the leg, hard. Comm yelped in pain, disarmed and helpless, as Mer enjoyed the assault. He was about to aim a little higher, at the head, when suddenly a certain...fun...sexual...implement hit him in the leg at high speed.
It was Mer's turn to yelp in pain as Caelus celebrated his first hit with the Jackass 3-style cannon he had received as his weapon. Much like Mer, however, he knew he would have to aim a little higher for a kill shot, so he did. Caelus quickly recalibrated his aim, setting his sights a little higher, and fired. The...toy, the name of which starts with a "d", narrowly missed Mer, as he limped behind a tree.
On the Rising Taco XIII looked on in disbelief. "Yep. This is happening."
Shrugging, Caelus moved the cannon left and aimed at Comm instead, who was still nursing the hard lash he had received. He, however, also appreciated the danger Caelus posed - however ridiculous his weapon- and took cover also.
There was silence for a brief period. Caelus kept his eyes on the trees both Mer and Comm were hiding behind. Mer and Comm kept their eyes on each other, the Smegmamune still laying on the ground.
It was this total, tense silence that Pram_the_Oracle walked in on, not seeing any of them, given how still they were.
Caelus quickly recalibrated his aim and fired, and all sexy hell broke loose.
Caelus' shot missed, bounced off a tree and landed near Comm. Comm couldn't resist picking it up and throwing it at Mer in revenge before making a run for his Smegmamune, which he picked up and sliced through Pram's stomach. After that he quickly ran back behind his tree, wary of Caelus' cannon.
"...Gross-" said Pram shakily, with blood pouring from his mouth.
The...toy, meanwhile, hit Mer in the head. "Ow, god dammit, you're LITERALLY SLAYING MY F***ING LIFE, AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY."
Mer went slightly bezerk, whipping the already injured Pram from behind his tree cover.
Caelus finished Pram off with a straight shot to Pram's head, which fell off.
Sensing battle was about to begin again, Comm, still nursing his leg, said "hold up!"