Match Three: Rough ‘n Ready (Mike Enos and Dick Slater) w/Col. Rob Parker vs. Harlem Heat© w/Sister Sherri and Col. Rob Parker for the WCW World Tag Team Championships
That’s right, Col. Rob Parker is managing both teams. Why? I have no idea. Sort of like why I don’t know how two jobbers get a tag team title shot. This isn’t WWE 2011!
Typical tag team matchup here that ended with Harlem Heat getting the win. With Booker T pinning Dick Slater. That was predictable.
Winner, and STILL WCW World Tag Team Champions: Harlem Heat
Below average bout. Why give jobbers tag team title shots? *¾
We get a video package highlighting Rey Mysterio.
Kevin Greene again is out, he pulls his shirt off and demands Mongo. Er.. I hope he just wants to fight him.
Match Four: Madusa Mecelli vs. Malia Hosaka
A decent five minute women’s match that Madusa was able to win with a cradle pin.
Winner by pinfall: Madusa Mecelli
** from me.
We kick off hour two, and now have Eric Bischoff and Bobby Heenan announcing. However, we are directed to a WCW logo, that Hall and Nash are covering up with bedsheets that are spray painted N, W, and O.
Match Five: Meng w/Jimmy Hart vs. Arn Anderson
Meng is able to get the upperhand on the Enforcer in the early going. As he does this, his partner Barbarian shows up at ringside. We cut to Hall and Nash, who are watching the action way above the ring. Arn thrown out of the ring, and Jimmy Hart gets a few sucker kicks on him. Arn thrown back in, and Meng is able to put him away?!
Winner by pinfall: Meng
Weird as hell. I did not expect Meng to get the win here. Hell, I think the crowd was watching what the Outsiders were doing more than the match itself. **¼ since it was pretty decent.
We get a pan of the nWo logo, and Hall and Nash are no longer there. Hmm…
Mean Gene interviewing Mongo and Debra McMichael now. Mongo and Debra cut a promo on Kevin Greene, who apparently is no longer there. It’s bad when Mongo is the better promo cutter of the two.
Match Six: Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero
Benoit dominates Guerrero for half of this contest. Guerrero begins to come back after a superplex off the top rope. Both men are chopping and throwing punches at each other in the ring. Benoit irish whips Guerrero, goes for a powerbomb, but Guerrero is able to flip both men over the top rope. Both men up now, and Benoit sends Guerrero’s head crashing into the steel steps. Wait a minute, Dean Malenko is running out now! Dean Malenko sends Benoit’s head into the ringpost! Ref didn’t see it, and is still counting both men out. Guerrero makes it into the ring, the ref counts ten, and this match is over.
Winner by countout: Eddie Guerrero
Good TV match that got ten minutes. The ending isn’t what I wanted, but it does leave you wanting more. A triple threat between these three would be a hell of a match. ***¼
Hey, the graffiti has been taken off the WCW logo.
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