*psychedelic scene wipe to first scene*
Hammy: Glad we went to the sushi mart to pick up some more sushi.
*light laughter*
Gee: well, we're home. *puts key in keyhole* Home sweet...
*giant tornado tears through the whole house, leaving a giant crater*
Gee: home.
*laugh track*
*Buffalo herd runs through and shove Gee and Hammy off the cliff*
Gee: This was totally not a necessity to create a situation where Porry will save us so I will be okay with him staying with us!
*laugh track*
Hammy: Stop with the commentary and just yell for help!
*cut to Porry at a neighbour’s door*
Porry: Glad to see you two are doing fine. It was nice meeting you, Mr. and Mrs. Fish.
*laugh track*
Gee and Hammy: *yelling from the distance* HAAAAALP!
*Porry finds them*
Porry: OH JEEZ WHAT DO I DO *looks around* *phone rings*
Porry: *picks up phone* No, mother, I am still regular.
*laugh track*
Gee: Use the phone to help us!
*Porry reaches out phone, Gee tries to grab it*
Mother Pine on phone: What's happening?
*Porry drops phone into abyss*
Porry: *pause* Oops.
*laugh track*
Hammy: What else can we yell at him!
Gee: Drop one of your hedgehog picks!
Porry: I'm not a hedgehog!
*laugh track*
Gee: Neither am I, now just save us!
*Porry drops a quill*
Porry: Grab on!
*Gee and Hammy can't get a grip and drops*
Porry: Oops.
*applause, commercial*
*hospital, Gee and Hammy in full body casts, picture a giraffe in a neck brace HAHAHA*
Porry: Hey guys, I came to visit. I brought Yahtzee.
*laugh track*
Gee: *long blunt stare* You can stay with us if you never play Yahtzee again.
*laugh track*
Porry: AWESOME LET'S JIGGIE! *jiggies*
Gee and Hammy: *unable to move* Uhh...
Porry: *shrugs* Looks like an ending is in order!
*laugh track*
Gee and Hammy: That's our Porry!
*laugh track and applause*
*applause and EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: ALTON CHIU/STUART BELL is shown*
Next time on LIVING WITH THE PINE!
Gee gets an unexpected visitor *Gee gasps and she opens the door*
and Porry and Hammy get into a predicament!
Hammy: Oh no! *covers eyes*
*credits roll with images of Porry and Gee/Hammy on crutches building a new house and applause*
Mother Pine over blank screen: Always eat your vegetables, Porry!
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