So I just had the best dream ever.
Sin Cara had just been suspended for wellness violation. However, in the dream world, if you get suspended, WWE sends you to their private prison. As they're hauling him to jail, Sin Cara is able to break free from their grasps and escape into the forest. An enraged Vince sends his private army of 25000 soldiers to find him, with Michael Cole standing guard by a makeshift prison cell. Cole is leaning against a tree when all of a sudden, two cannonballs chained together (anyone who has seen The Borgias will know what I'm talking about) are launched with blazing speed towards Cole. The cannonballs crash into the tree with the chain just inches from Cole's face, narrowly avoiding getting sliced in half. Like a true movie, the dream camera pans over into the distance, revealing that it was SIN CARA who launched the chained cannonballs. He then throws about a dozen more cannonballs towards Cole, with his bare hands, no cannon or anything. Once again, they all hit the tree with the chain inches from Cole, essentially tying him up to the tree. Cole starts laughing, gloating that SC couldn't even hit him with one cannonball, when Sin Cara's intent is revealed: the force of all the weaponry hitting the tree causes it to topple over on top of the soldiers who had marched into the forest, wiping out half of Vince's army! Sin Cara then raises his hand in the air and takes off into the night.
In hindsight, Sin Cara having the strength to launch a dozen of those things probably proved that he did in fact take steroids!
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HBJ - Second City Saint
~Project 1000~