"I AM SATAN. I WILL REVIVE YOU, JEFF ZERO, ON ONE CONDITION. YOU MUST UNLEASH MY POWER UPON THE MORTAL REALM BY WAY OF SUMMONING RITUAL. SPEAK THE 'KHAQQHAK' IN FULL, BY WAY OF 8 SEPARATE POSTERS, WITHOUT INTERRUPTION, AND YOUR ADVENTURE SHALL CONTINUE!"
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~Wigs~: You Shoulda Put a Ring On It
Johan Santana: Pitcher of the New York Mets First No-Hitter