-I know this is pretty much the quintessential Boscopinion, but... I don't care for DK '94 at all. The gameplay, to me, is awfully dated. But ever since I was a kid, I always liked its boxart a lot, and some things never change! The classic Mario art style is on full display here, and the picture is full of personality: Mario's hammering away at the barrels, DK Jr.'s taunting him, and DK himself seems almost happily unaware of it all. Even Pauline makes a rare appearance!
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Hey, you ever coming back?
You kidding? I am Queens Boulevard.