But now I must enter the FLAME CHAMPION'S name. Eh, it'll be P Biz because why not. It asks if I want to load Suikoden II info. I wonder what that does.
Our hero Hugo....
Is riding on some kind of green unicorn thing with who I believe must be Howard the Duck. But maaaaan this game is quiet! Where's our background music? I don't want to hear chirping! It turns out our duck friend is... Sgt. Joe. What the hell? This duck better be awesome or I will resent this. Wait, their gryphon is a character who is named FUBAR? I've got to say, if I didn't know anything about this game at all to know it's an awesome RPG, I would probably be very put off by this by now. They didn't spend a lot of time on gryphon walk animations, I think. Anyway, I talk to a dude named Lulu...
And we have some chick named Lucia who wants to talk to our hero. I can choose a formation but uh, I'll just let them go put them in the order for me.
Hugo
Sgt. Joe
---------------Fubar (That's actually his name.)
Lulu
--------------Noone
Noone
I'm not sure why everyone is already level 10+. It doesn't really make sense to me. Maybe it makes sense to you guys! Anyway, I am running around the village. I can't loot anyone's homes. This is a complete ripoff. However, I run into some chick named Anne. What up gurl? She's going to open a pub. How lovely. I talk to some random dude who says he's glad to have married someone who cooks. I'm guessing he means Lucia. But yeah, I'm talking to people and eventually I get a Medicine D from some duck. Nice. I find some Jimba dude playing with an armor.
"OH FOX DUNG." Whaaaaaat?
Some chick called Luce comes out and insults Hugo. B****. And then Lucia and Hugo must speak! Oh, Lucia is Hugo's mom. I need to deliver a message to some guys to make a peace treaty and stuff. Luce is like the biggest b****. Putting her own son on blast. I find a training center after this conversation, but I don't get it. Oh well, it loks like my journey SHALL BEGIN!
I try to advance but uh, the duck doesn't let me. What the hell? I wander around until I go into a building that lets me prepare. Well then. The duck wants to pack 10 different outfits. But hey! The next day, everyone is wishing our heroes luck! Yay! Lucia is sweet while Luce bearhugs the f*** out of Lulu. WHY DOES EVERYONE'S NAME BEGIN WITH A LU? Also, the gryphon yells for no reason. Alright. And now it's time to play for reals now.
Going to continue playing right now.
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