Yeah the other day I was pulled over by a cop and he asked me if I knew how fast I was going back at that intersection. Obviously I said I didn't know, and he acted so surprised, as if he had never heard of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle before...
I was hoping this was where this was going when I started reading.
You did not disappoint.
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I ****ing love to cuddle.
I'm being oppressed!