OK TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE LOL.
Oh hey they're mentioning the dancing Troy and Britta do. I forgot about that.
Abed gets into a media class called "WHO INDEED? A critical analysis of television's "Who's the Boss?"" Pierce and Jeff are doing Italian Wine Tasting. This should be good.
...And so is Chang. Stealing all the wine.
"My stick is ribbed. For pleasure."
"I think those are wrinkles."
Damn, Jeff got owned.
Oh hey it's PROFESSOR PROFESSORSON! I like that guy.
"My uncle put his finger in my no-no!"
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"Pierce refused to drink Pinot Noir because he thought it was French for Black Penis!"
Aaaand Pierce is getting married to that Chinese Girl.
"Don't preach to me about romance, Annie! I had a three-way on a hot air balloon!"
Troy made up that story
...And now Britta is kissing Troy. Well that was expected or unexpected.
Apparently Wu Mai(?) is both rich and a citizen already, so Jeff is stumped.
"Listen. I'm gonna bust into her apartment. Do you have any grappling hooks?"
"Maybe Pierce finally found his soul-mate!"
"How can you say that without even a trace of irony?"
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Abed still arguing with the professor. And he now gets to teach a class.
Engagement party.
Oh hey it's the same place they dined and ditched
"Cornhole. Cornhole. CORNHOLE."
"Pierce! Troy was molested!"
"I wasn't so much "molested" as I was... "making it up"."
Oh man, Pierce's wife was doing some industrial espionage. Good catch, Jeff.
Poor Pierce. =(
Britta/Troy? How...interesting.
"The pain of not having enough pain is still pain, young man. We're not writers. We're actors!"
Abed is OWNING this class.
"The empirically provable answer to the question..."
"is ANGELA BOWER."
Abed destroyed that guy's soul. Holy crap.
"All-black performance of Fiddler on the Roof. Fiddler Please!"
"How about Mexican?"
"How about Thai, they're like Chinese Mexicans."
"IT'S HARD TO BE JEWISH IN RUSSIA, YO. DRADLES."
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'Well said, magic japanese catmonster created by a genetic experiment with powers that far exceed those of his fellow Pokemon. Well said.' - Jon Stewart