Lol English pronunciation. Literally have to descend into ridiculous UHN AY UGH CAH OO LAH to even stand a chance at getting the sound you're trying to make across.
Why hasn't written English been revised during the last 100 or so years? In Norway they update the written language every year to match the pronunciation people use, and every vowel always sounds the same. Same goes for Spanish, and German, and Japanese... Makes everything so much simpler.
Anyway, this update made me realize:
The Condesce's plan is to let the kids make a universe and then hijack it, isn't it?
Maybe she even succeeds, considering UU and uu are trolls who live on a planet where their race is near extinction...