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Part 1 Summary:

- pikaness becomes Thy Dungeonwoman.

- Ye starteth out in yon DUNGEON.

- Ye rapeth and killed a nearby person who you thought to be a stranger. He be named DENNIS.

- Ye constantly attempt getting ye FLASK. Ye then decide to support ye FLASK.

- Ye revive DENNIS and repayeth him in odd favours.

- Ye maketh sammiches for DENNIS and order DENNIS to dig a hole.

- Ye getteth suspicious of DENNIS and interrogate him. Ye findeth out that he is actually "GuessMyUserName", who followed ye in yon DUNGEON to make sure ye don't descover his secret ingredient.

- Ye pulleth out ye FLASK and quickly escape from the collapsing DUNGEON.... into another part of ye DUNGEON.

- The so-called "DENNIS" eventually finds an way to leave yon DUNGEON up ye wall. Ye escape yon DUNGEON.

- Ye head into a random direction and get a HOTEL ROOM.

- Ye createth yon RESUME and apply for jobs at SUBWAY and MCDONALDS.

- Ye get fired from both jobs for leaving work EARLY. Ye getteth revenge by blowing them up with explosives purchased at EXPLOSIVES-R-US.

- Ye getteth a job at EXPLOSIVES-R-US. Ye eventually steal from work and bloweth EXPLOSIVES-R-US up with it's own DYNAMITE.

- Ye stealeth a CAR with "DENNIS" driveth to a new TOWN.

- Ye taketh a BUS to TORONTO and joineth the MAPLE LEAFS. Ye do the same for the OTTAWA SENATORS. Ye loseth yon games and get fired.

- After sleeping with "DENNIS" a few times. Ye get SUPER PREGNANT and haveth a baby RIGHT AWAY. Ye name yon baby girl "FLASK".

- Ye get a job at WAL-MART and steal from yon job.

- Ye buy a DREAMCAST and a dog named "FLASK".

- Ye join yon CALGARY FLAMES and maketh them lose.

- Ye get a raise at WAL-MART.

- Ye joineth the EDMONTON OILERS.

- Ye maketh lots of money from being on so much professional hockey teams. Ye buyeth a house with "DENNIS" and yon baby "FLASK".

- Ye buy a NINTENDO WII.

- "DENNIS" prevents ye from killing him and yon self with a CHAINSAW.

Now:

Ye awake with "DENNIS" and yon baby "FLASK" and yon dog "FLASK". Ye are in a new DUNGEON. There ist a barred WINDOW and a DOOR, some HAY and a CHAMBER POT. Thou wearest only a loincloth made of cheesecloth. It is a loin-cheese cloth.

*Note: this adventure now starts of like Thy Dungeonman II. (last part was from Thy Dungeonman I).
Thy Dungeonman II: http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html
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