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Mike Pence: but AOC!!!
Machete3010/07 10:55pm
A fruit fly flew into my drink and died
Machete910/06 6:13pm
Always double check lottery scratch tickets before getting rid of losers
Machete110/04 9:42pm
Lysandear is warned
Machete810/04 12:24am
Rick Moranis isn't dead. Neither is his career. Someone attacked him though :(
Machete110/03 1:18pm
Ukrainian church leader who blamed COVID-19 on gay marriage tests positive.
Machete1309/09 8:22am
Trump supporter: "9/11-inspired attack could happen if trump loses"
Machete2009/06 12:01am
Lmao this worthless fucking disgusting prick on my tv
Machete508/27 12:00am
I found a cecropia caterpillar at my parents' house
Machete3008/18 2:31pm
After having a few bats get into my apt, I tried to bat-proof it, didn't work
Machete1108/12 3:02am
American Ninja Warrior Champion Drew Drechsel Arrested For Child Sex Crimes
Machete1608/05 3:20pm
Tornado warning wtf
Machete2008/02 8:58pm
Florida man charged after illegally detaining black teen, lying to police
Machete507/29 2:55am
I wanna write something, CE
Machete207/10 11:05pm
Just shy of 10 years, I got laid off, CE :(
Machete2207/04 1:32pm
Tonight I came out to my mother as maybe non-binary
Machete606/20 10:35pm
Machete writes a few paragraphs for you :P
Machete306/19 3:16am
unhinged trump supporter suspended from GoFundMe for racism
Machete2506/09 11:35am
Being back home is awesome but fucking weird, ama I guess
Machete406/07 11:50pm
Does anyone remember user Tupacrulez?
Machete1204/14 7:27pm
I can't believe what just happened lmfao...
Machete1503/28 10:40pm
DoorDash - $5 off and $0 delivery
Machete603/27 5:54pm
oh damn there were cops messing around across the street :(
Machete103/22 10:24pm
I'm watching the movie Contagion
Machete203/15 4:50pm
Coronavirus might be happening where I live
Machete603/12 12:45pm
My television machine just said donald was about to say things about virus
Machete103/11 9:11pm
Rick Moranis
Machete302/13 11:43am
Warned/Suspended General CXLVIII: You Have Been Blocked From The Circle
Machete2501/20 6:30am
CE, I offer you this PSA as a friendly reminder...
Machete1212/30 6:46pm
Yo can you folks fucking chill with the spoilers?
Machete1112/19 5:03am
I think I got called a racial slur tonight... but maybe not?
Machete712/06 11:26pm
holy shit my new Diablo 3 seasonal barbarian is OP as fuck
Machete1012/01 8:30pm
Is it normal for Windows 10 to appear frozen when updating?
Machete310/20 12:45pm
Anyone else watch Designated Survivor?
Machete310/16 9:20pm
I'm starting to make peace with shit like centipedes...
Machete610/14 2:17am
Stray kitten overcomes adversity and eventually becomes a lawyer
Machete5210/10 9:27pm
Huh... so apparently Comedy Central brought Crank Yankers back?
Machete109/28 6:15pm
The Popcorn General II - Extra Toasty Cheez Its are Better
Machete709/24 1:35pm
My headphones got fucked and I lost audio on one side :(
Machete109/23 8:37pm
So much for the Patriots sucking in Miami because of heat/humidity >_>
Machete709/15 4:40pm
Black transgender woman found 'burned beyond recognition' in Florida
Machete1009/15 3:33pm
Heartwarming tale of mother cat and kitten
Machete1109/14 9:28pm
I rescued a Cicada today
Machete2609/13 8:43pm
Kids set up lemonade stand. Neighbor calls cops to shut it down...
Machete5708/31 10:35pm
Teacher fired for telling student citizen "Trump can deport you"
Machete3708/31 5:31pm
There is a house centipede in my apartment and I'm gonna just let it chill
Machete1208/31 11:55am
ILLEGAL immigrant from MEXICO convicted of VOTER FRAUD in CALIFORNIA
Machete308/25 4:02pm
trump Asks SCOTUS To Legalize Firing LGBTQ Workers Based On Sexual Orientation
Machete2908/24 4:11pm
Man leaves phone on bus, gets arrested for child porn... but wait, there's more!
Machete3008/11 11:18am
Fuck... I have to admit something CE. I'm a boomer :(
Machete4507/15 1:17pm
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