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My stream when urinating is so powerful it sprays everywhere, ok?
ClarkDuke1512/16 3:42am
Last week, I went to my local dog park and played with all the dogs, ok?
ClarkDuke912/16 3:31am
Currently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke3512/07 1:38am
Zeus' mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long, ok?
ClarkDuke712/06 3:33am
I was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok?
ClarkDuke2311/20 11:38pm
Did you know that they once marketed cigarettes with a new kind of filter, ok?
ClarkDuke111/08 2:14pm
Starting my own local, artisanal toilet paper, ok?
ClarkDuke2810/17 6:06pm
I think Gamesfaqs needs an upvote system, ok?
ClarkDuke7710/03 7:32pm
What's your vertical jump height, tested mine, ok?
ClarkDuke2710/03 4:30am
Watching the Melissa McCarthy movie Spy, ok?
ClarkDuke2409/24 4:22am
What are your thoughts on Alex Jones watching trans porn, ok?
ClarkDuke2108/31 3:48am
Microsoft revealed Russia's still attacking U.S., trying to help Trump
ClarkDuke408/26 10:47pm
If I had a fight song, it'd be The Stroke by Billy Squier, ok?
ClarkDuke408/26 12:15am
Someone on set kept assuming that I am transgender, harassment?
ClarkDuke808/25 3:41am
Went in for my yearly physical, my cholesterol levels were really high, ok?
ClarkDuke1908/08 12:48am
I feel you have to be a selfish entitled asshole if you've ever Crowdfunded, ok?
ClarkDuke1407/25 9:39pm
How did I ever forget the agony of the condition, blue balls, ok?
ClarkDuke107/23 5:07am
Rewatching The Golden Girls, fantastic show, ok?
ClarkDuke1207/16 3:38pm
I have a personal rule, never kiss on a 1st date, ok?
ClarkDuke1807/02 4:18am
Rodney Dangerfield had some of the best films, ok?
ClarkDuke107/02 3:40am
We all forgot Lana Lang, ran ISIS in the Smallville universe, ok?
ClarkDuke106/03 12:31am
Rewatched seasons 1-4 of Smallville and realized something
ClarkDuke1105/26 1:39am
I support Brendan Fraser, speaking against former HFP president Philip Berk, ok?
ClarkDuke805/21 2:35am
It hit me, Beyoncé is this generations Phil Collins
ClarkDuke1005/19 7:20pm
When you really like a girl, how do you bring up you have HPV, ok?
ClarkDuke2505/18 4:09am
What about Hillary and those Benghazi emails she sent to a pizza chains basement
ClarkDuke1104/28 5:55pm
ATTN: Zeus. I heard the alt-right's collapsing, are you ok, ok?
ClarkDuke1604/27 2:57am
My friend Micheal and I ate "brownies" and watched Will & Grace
ClarkDuke2303/28 8:56pm
Without my dearest pal Ziggi, the board feels so empty, ok?
ClarkDuke2703/27 10:14pm
Watched 2 of my films on Comedy Central, Hot Tub Time Machine 1 & 2, ok?
ClarkDuke1901/18 1:40am
Giant building sized lizards ruled the earth for 200 million years, ok?
ClarkDuke801/16 5:04pm
My manager just cancelled my soft drink subscription this week cause I am
ClarkDuke212/28 9:24pm
Guys, Zeus said he has so many stalkers. We need POTD too be his safe space, ok?
ClarkDuke10310/14 8:24pm
So I heard SmokeMassTree is pregnant.
ClarkDuke1209/26 6:53pm
Fact: A single human sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it.
ClarkDuke709/23 6:41pm
Buying in store feels fake, I bottle my own artisanal sodas...
ClarkDuke1309/13 4:26pm
3 more days an Sunny will be married, ok? 8/3/2017
ClarkDuke3208/31 1:58pm
A Pennsylvania couple see a divine image in their sonogram
ClarkDuke408/24 2:29pm
Insert peg T into slot V, ok?
ClarkDuke408/12 11:24pm
Are you an honest person?
ClarkDuke3708/04 4:54pm
Vladimir Putins former media czar was murdered before meeting with Feds
ClarkDuke307/29 8:23pm
Ugh I cheated on my regular soda with my local artisan soda
ClarkDuke605/13 6:38pm
Is Amy Schumer our generations Bill Cosby?
ClarkDuke2705/04 7:46pm
Jared Kushner had meeting with Sergey Gorkov, of Russias bank Vnesheconombank
ClarkDuke3204/25 3:19am
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