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Roxborough4Ever posted...

I'd actually like to see users using the higher level social boards again, its a shame they are dead

There's higher level social boards?! What the fuck am I wasting my time here for??
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EliteLevel posted...

stone posted...

Would have been ironic if @eggcorn was a 3 karma account.
But yeah 500 is a bit excessive. 15 or 20 (or heck, 30 to make it a full month) would be better though.

But think of all those 3 karma account suicides!

Yeah .. we'd totally miss all those gore suicides. Gee, you really make a compelling argument there.
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Good idea.
Make a bunch of movies for each series that ends with Smash being the Nintendo Cinematic Universe equivalent to Infinity War.
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Would have been ironic if @eggcorn was a 3 karma account.
But yeah 500 is a bit excessive. 15 or 20 (or heck, 30 to make it a full month) would be better though.
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I finished the main story yesterday, and I'm at around 125 hours. Got it on sale at 20% off or something a few months ago.. Less than 50 per hour of gameplay is more than worth it. And there's still content to explore, I'm nowhere near done with it.
So yeah, $40 is pretty cheap. And as someone mentioned, it's a capcom game, those take forever to go down in price, take advantage of sales if you don't want to wait years for a price drop.
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HylianFox posted...

Charizard didn't look hairy, anyway

That would be a fire hazard.
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pres_madagascar posted...

This looks like who frames Roger rabbit with pokemon

And a bit of Dr Doolittle mixed into it, with how the guy can communicate with them.
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It actually looks like an entertaining movie.
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VectorChaos posted...

stone posted...

Tyranthraxus posted...

stone posted...

Jurassic Park reject adopts a wailing baby and goes on a quest to find the baby's twin brother.

Smw 2: Yoshi's island

Yup ;)

Friendship destroying board game series.

Monopoly

Hahaha well that's not the one I had in mind, but that works too ;)
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Irregardless posted...

A group of weirdos try to kill a clown who blew up the planet

Final Fantasy VI
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Tyranthraxus posted...

stone posted...

Jurassic Park reject adopts a wailing baby and goes on a quest to find the baby's twin brother.

Smw 2: Yoshi's island

Yup ;)

Friendship destroying board game series.
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Jurassic Park reject adopts a wailing baby and goes on a quest to find the baby's twin brother.
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pikachupwnage posted...

Young and morbidly obese boy goes around sucking and blowing every living thing he finds

Kirby?
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Alex1976 posted...

Bipedal dog and hyperkinetic rabbit find out what happened to a frozen Bigfoot.

Sam & Max Hit the Road?
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Chicken posted...

Texas? I expected the guy to accidentally fall onto a dozen bullets.

Falling on a bullet wouldn't hurt that much

That's why he said a dozen, not just one, duh.
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VectorChaos posted...

Man screams sons name over and over and over and over again...

Heavy rain, I think?
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Antifar posted...

It's important to remember: when British people say "chips," they really mean "french fries."

So they're really adding a 6th finger? Neat!
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gunplagirl posted...

The main villain was the comic relief character the whole time

Final Fantasy VI

Tyranthraxus posted...

NES game where you're playing a woman with a suit of transforming power armor and sent to an alien planet by yourself with a mission to kill everything and you pick up powerups like energy tanks and wave beam along the way.

Metroid
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You go to hell to save the president of the United States and to prevent him from getting married off to the devil's daughter.
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Zurkon posted...

Its a cool summon but the animation is way to long for me to use

This.

Sabram posted...

I usually don't bother with using it, since in the time it takes to cast the rest of the party can actually do more damage than the spell.

And this.
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Of course not, his mom will always be there for him.
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Devil_Katt_II posted...

kick him in the shins in such a way no one sees

Kick who? UnfairRepresent or Wesley?
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You're out drinking one day when UnfairRepresent gets up to get some drinks. Then suddenly a shirtless guy walks up to the bar and shoves UnfairRepresent down to the floor hard, saying "Get out of my way ****!" then orders his drinks



What do you do?

How would you react?

EDIT: The man's name is obviously Wesley.
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VectorChaos posted...

Here's one for the old-school 'Mech heads

"Well done, whelp. You have successfully displayed the ability to do what I tell you to do. I like that. My dog does what I tell him to. I like my dog. I should introduce you to eachother. Remind me to do that."

No idea what this one is but... Do you ever get introduced to the dog?
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A salting drone could work though. It flies over the driveway in a pattern to cover the entirety of it in salt. But that would still require you to shovel the snow away first. Or arm it with a flamethrower to melt everything.
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MJOLNRVII posted...

I thought this was gonna be about food and imagined a claw on the table dispensing salt.

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I thought you meant spreading salt on your food. :p

It would only be a good idea if it's also a snowblower. Otherwise the salt roomba would end up stuck. But I like the idea. Especially if it can do stairs.
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WhereIsTheLove posted...

TC has the worst gimmick on CE and should close his account. Ive never seen him post a good topic and the vast majority of his posts are thinly veiled republican insults. I guess thats why people like him.

At least his gimmick isn't getting banned every few days and making countless fodder alts.
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Complete_Idi0t posted...

Does discord have a rectal scan to prove it is me? Don't think so

No but I heart @FF_Redux has one of those, he could scan you, I'm sure.
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Complete_Idi0t posted...

I don't even know what discord is

discord
/diskrd/Submit
noun
1.
disagreement between people.

So basically, a regular day on CE.
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SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!! </caps>
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LightningAce11 posted...

I can post the moderation detail unless I get modded again.

That's usually the fastest way to get modded again.
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I google whatever problem I'm having, and usually there's a wiki for that exact thing.
Sometimes, the result will be a topic from one of the game boards, but never a FAQ.
The rare guides I'll use on purpose are @CyricZ 's Lego guides to find hidden collectibles, been using those since the Lego Star Wars games, they're super complete and easy to navigate.
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TomNook20 posted...

Alec Baldwin

Good choice
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Taylor Swift
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RebelElite791 posted...

Its a troll topic yall

3 active posts.. You might be right, good sir.
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What did you order that the size of the package containing a 4k tv didn't tip you off?
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Solar_Crimson posted...

cavalierking posted...

i remember owning their (or was it bradygames?) mortal kombat: deception guide

it actually told you to figure out the fatality inputs yourself for a lot of them

fucking stupid

lol Then what the fuck is the point of the guide?

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Female fighters in Street Fighter got nice bouncy animations, and I didn't have the Internet back when I was a kid so..
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...

Literally Sanic characters beating the Mario/Link of Xbox

Tails is the Luigi of Sega though.
And Luigi > Mario
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Just curious but whose alt are you?
12 year old account with only 5 active messages, all within this topic.
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MrNintendo1213 posted...

stone posted...

MrNintendo1213 posted...

stone posted...

MrNintendo1213 posted...

Genocet_10-325 posted...

MrNintendo1213 posted...

Im not the hating women type, but im a virgin. I could never be with a prostitue because I would be too scared. Talking to them online would be too scary. Talking in person. Being around them, let alone touching them. I literally couldn't do it.

Lmfao. Theyre literally paid to be around you. You can act however you want and they won't care because youre paying them.

Clearly your social anxiety can't be that bad if you don't understand that. I have trouble approaching people at desks. I once made it through a job interview at subway and when I went in for training I couldn't talk to the person working there because they were a cute girl. So I just sat down at a table not moving a muscle for 15 minutes and then got up and left and walked home.

If you acted this way with a future coworker.. why did you apply at subway (or anywhere else with customer service)? lots of the customers there are cute girls,. would you have asked someone else to take your spot whenever one of the customers was a cute girl? Seriously...

It's not a conscious decision. Just an automatic response when I have to approach someone.

If they start talking to me first, I can respond.

So the girl training you never said hi in the first place? I find that hard to believe.

Why would she if I couldn't approach her? Someone was in line getting a sandwich and I saw her and sat down frozen.

And how did you know she was the one who would be training you? They don't even have name tags (or the tags are so small you'd have to be facing them across the counter to be able to read the name on it)
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MrNintendo1213 posted...

stone posted...

MrNintendo1213 posted...

Genocet_10-325 posted...

MrNintendo1213 posted...

Im not the hating women type, but im a virgin. I could never be with a prostitue because I would be too scared. Talking to them online would be too scary. Talking in person. Being around them, let alone touching them. I literally couldn't do it.

Lmfao. Theyre literally paid to be around you. You can act however you want and they won't care because youre paying them.

Clearly your social anxiety can't be that bad if you don't understand that. I have trouble approaching people at desks. I once made it through a job interview at subway and when I went in for training I couldn't talk to the person working there because they were a cute girl. So I just sat down at a table not moving a muscle for 15 minutes and then got up and left and walked home.

If you acted this way with a future coworker.. why did you apply at subway (or anywhere else with customer service)? lots of the customers there are cute girls,. would you have asked someone else to take your spot whenever one of the customers was a cute girl? Seriously...

It's not a conscious decision. Just an automatic response when I have to approach someone.

If they start talking to me first, I can respond.

So the girl training you never said hi in the first place? I find that hard to believe.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Dawkins could've submitted his bio via his twitter smh poll is rigged

in video, in morse code, by headbanging against a police cruiser?
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MrNintendo1213 posted...

Genocet_10-325 posted...

MrNintendo1213 posted...

Im not the hating women type, but im a virgin. I could never be with a prostitue because I would be too scared. Talking to them online would be too scary. Talking in person. Being around them, let alone touching them. I literally couldn't do it.

Lmfao. Theyre literally paid to be around you. You can act however you want and they won't care because youre paying them.

Clearly your social anxiety can't be that bad if you don't understand that. I have trouble approaching people at desks. I once made it through a job interview at subway and when I went in for training I couldn't talk to the person working there because they were a cute girl. So I just sat down at a table not moving a muscle for 15 minutes and then got up and left and walked home.

If you acted this way with a future coworker.. why did you apply at subway (or anywhere else with customer service)? lots of the customers there are cute girls,. would you have asked someone else to take your spot whenever one of the customers was a cute girl? Seriously...
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Gafemage posted...

stone posted...

KainWind posted...

Reminder that Dawkins actually won in round 1.

Reminder that he was up against Mal_Fet. Anyone would have won against Mal_Fet.

I think Mal could've won against smoliske. IIRC smoliske lost like 6-56 in round 1.

His opponent was much better though.
But it would be interesting to see Mal VS smoliske. See who gets the least votes.
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KainWind posted...

Reminder that Dawkins actually won in round 1.

Reminder that he was up against Mal_Fet. Anyone would have won against Mal_Fet.
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DeathVelvien posted...

Both Guacamelee games.

Also already have them, and beat bo--... well the first one and the super turbo championship version.. I didn't get Guacamelee 2, it seemed like too much of the same old same old from the first game. Not that it's a bad thing but..
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AuthenticZac posted...

Ghost 1.0. It's an interesting take on metroidvanias in that all of your abilities/weapons are randomized, and if you play it in the rogue-like mode, there is a perma-death aspect where you can lose everything. Lots of fun weapons to play around with too, so occasionally you might want to die on purpose just to get access to something different.

I have it, great game, I loved the humor of it. Replayed it like two months ago too, actually ;)
I also tried Unepic (by the same people who made Ghost 1.0) but it got bullshit hard near the end so I just gave up on it.
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DoomSwell posted...

stone posted...

DoomSwell posted...

Slay the Spire
its a rogue-like deckbuilding card game.

Been wishlisted for nearly a year.
Is it worth it though?
Guild of dungeoneering seemed like a fun roguelike deck card game.. but after an hour or so, I ended up requesting a refund 'cause the mechanics behind it sucked ass and made it impossible to progress if you died and had to start over with a new hero.

I wouldn't have suggested if it wasn't worth it.
They're also going to raise the price when early access is over.
They recently added a 4th floor but I havent played since the 3rd character was added.
For a while I was hooked though, hours a day; each run can last about half/hour.

When you lose it unlocks new cards and relics. It can be hard at first and its typical to lose to the 3rd (formerly last) bosses (it picks a random one of like 3 or 4 each run) but that just makes it satisfying when you do win.

Theres at least like 3 or 4 builds per a character too but its kinda up to RNG what will happen. It doesnt screw you though; you just have to learn to see what build it wants to to use within the first 2~4 cards of each run.

sounds good I'll make sure to look it up ;) not tonight though, getting late for that and I had a few drinks too many ;)

Garioshi posted...

Binding of Isaac

M_Live posted...

Binding of Isaac Rebirth

I have the original one, didn't really get into it.. maybe I should give it another try, I last played it like..3 or 4 years ago?
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