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Nichtcrawler X posted...

And you think an uncle forcing him to play a game till "he gets it right", makes the game anymore fun?

I'm not forcing him to do anything. I wanted to watch a movie. But I was playing Mario Bros on the switch when he came so he wanted to join. Then after rage quiting he saw Mario kart and wanted to play that and then wouldn't stop wanting to play even though at that point he was just watching the computer control his character.
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Disney's animation game is on point lately. I'd watch it.
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In his defense he is only 7 and a half, but he never wants to try anything. Food that was in an oven is too hot to eat until it goes cold, the water slides at the pool are too scary, He tried playing video games with me last night. Rage quit mario bros because he couldn't beat the first level by just running through the koopas and the goombas, complained that getting last in mario kart 50cc wasn't fair, although he started having fun with it when he realized he could just not touch the buttons and place higher.

Is this normal for a 7 year old or is he just that lazy? I remember playing games younger than that and getting a lot farther or failing at it, at least trying longer and having fun failing.
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Hey remember that time Obama took everyone's guns away? I mean I don't because I am sure the media would still be reminding me about it, but it must have happened.

Hey remember the time Bush took everyone's guns after a hurricane when people were trying to defend themselves from rouge looters?
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They also made a sequel to Joe dirt.
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Gun to my cat's head I have to say I would pick Terry Crews over Donald Trump. Based on Stormy Daniel's account I think Trump would be a small selfish lover who would get himself off and be done with it, but I feel his age would cause it to be prolonged anyway. Crew is probably much larger, but I feel like he would try to make the experience more enjoyable for both parties.
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It's 45 degrees. That is shorts weather. Do you want me to wait until 60? I would only be able to wear them for like 3 months.
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Who the fuck blots out a pepperoni pizza? The grease is part of the delicious taste.
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JanwayDaahl posted...

I really hope that you don't use your cat as a pillow. The weight of your head/neck can cause them discomfort or even pain. They only weigh like 10-12 pounds on average...

Mr bunny wishes he were 10 pounds. I just weighed us. I was 235.5 while holding him and 229.5 without him.
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He keeps making rumbling sounds and vibrating. It is very distracting.
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

ride a bike while on a train. you could easily get the 100 miles that way

I would think it would be harder. I'd rather just throw some camping gear on the back of the bike and go 100 miles away to camp for a few days. My goal would be to make the trip in under 12 hours.

RFC22 posted...

I did not get punched by a stranger and why would you want to?
I ran for student government
I left the country
i think i totaled 100 miles in my life time biking
i ride a train everyday
I took a cruise
I flew an airplane
I won on horse races

Always wondered what it would be like.
Meant more like state senate, or congressman.
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Zangulus posted...

He doesnt want to be a dom. He wants to beat them. Hes made several topics signifying this. As well as the lyrics hes posted. Hes a creepy fuck and we can only hope no one ever enters into a relationship with him.

did not see the other topics. Sounds a bit loony though.
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I hate being Dom, it feels so wrong but I'm sub enough that if another sub needs me to do it I'll take on the job and do my best at it.
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Ogurisama posted...

NCL has weekend studio cabin cruises for like $750 i believe, add in flight and other fees youre paying atound $1,200. And that is going with free meals.

https://www.ncl.com/cruise-deals/air-promotion?intcmp=pro_hpb_FASAIR1018
Could get a cheap cabin and free airfare with ncl. 7 day cruise with unlimited open bar only 1k after fees, but that is a bit pricey. I'm still paying off my car and my lasik.

JOExHIGASHI posted...

If this is really your bucket list then you should have no problem fulfilling half of those by the end of the year.

I don't want to just do them to get them done, I want them to be special.

Ogurisama posted...

TC for your cruise, what are you looking for?

Ocean, or river?
Party, or more relaxing?
For sight seeing purposes or mostly staying on the boat?

Ocean, I've been on more than enough river and lake boats. Although a casino river cruise down the mississippi could be fun.
both are appealing, I'd enjoy whichever I could get
I'm mostly looking for the boat, but sightseeing would be a huge perk.
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JOExHIGASHI posted...

taking a cruise might be the most difficult because of cost

the rest are really easy

I am a man of simple needs.

TheWorstPoster posted...

All at the same time?

It would make getting them all done easier if they happened at once, but they can be separated.

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

i want to bang a tinder slut in space

Will tinder still be around when casual space travel is accessible?
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1. Get punched in the face by a stranger
2. Run for political office
3. Leave the country
4. Bike 100 miles
5. Ride a train
6. Take a cruise
7. Fly in an airplane
8. Win money gambling
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Put some money aside for living and retiring on. Become a movie and tv producer. I can fund shows I want to watch.
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My chemical romance
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AllstarSniper32 posted...

slacker03150 posted...

So my personal payout would be 358 million. a far cry from 970m sure, but if I take 8 million for personal expenditures and play money and invest the rest expecting modest returns averaging 5% after 30 years (the time it takes to pay out on the larger amount) you could have 1.5 billion. even if you decide to take out some once in a while you can still get to a billion easy enough once you have that kind of cash to start.

but...why? Is $358 million really not enough for the rest of your life and probably most of the rest of your family/friends' lives? With that, I could give all the people close to me 1-2 million and I would still have more than enough to last the rest of my life.

I do feel like you're talking more about just getting to the amount of money you were actually supposed to win since taxes on these things are stupid.

I would go Brewster's millions on the prize money. You are right I just meant that in response to the people complaining you don't get the 900 million so it's not worth it.
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rogerskg1979 posted...

slacker03150 posted...

if I won and took the cash payout of 548m it would get taxed as income by both federal and state.

It would actually be taxed as prize money, not income. There's a bit of a difference there. Prize money and bonuses are automatically taxed at the highest tax bracket regardless of whether your actual income is in a lower bracket.

I get paid a quarterly bonus at my job. That bonus is taxed much more heavily than my regular income. My net bonus ends up being barely more than half my gross bonus.

Til, thanks.

Sorry wolfy, I think we are talking about 2 different things. I am only talking about the 970m prize from megamillions which has a cash option of 548m. But even if you win in New York the worst state to win it in it would still be 297m so I am not sure how you are getting less than 200.

That said, I am not talking about the likelihood of winning. If you buy a ticket you should expect to lose, but 2-10 bucks (depending on how many draws it takes to win when it is this high)every months isn't going to break most people.
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where are you guys getting your number from? You get a lot more than 175-200 million if you win the jackpot

For instance I live in wisconsin, if I won and took the cash payout of 548m it would get taxed as income by both federal and state. federal got lowered to 37% and my state's tax would be 7.65% for a total of 44.65% that includes the 25% tax. The government automatically collects that 25% when you win, but it is counted towards the 37% that you owe, not in addition to it. So my personal payout would be 358 million. a far cry from 970m sure, but if I take 8 million for personal expenditures and play money and invest the rest expecting modest returns averaging 5% after 30 years (the time it takes to pay out on the larger amount) you could have 1.5 billion. even if you decide to take out some once in a while you can still get to a billion easy enough once you have that kind of cash to start.
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InfestedAdam posted...

Besides the cost, dunno why I never thought about Lasik since wearing glasses is cumbersome a few times. I use to not wear glasses while jogging and it was a bit risky at night to do even if I'm on the sidewalk.

I had Lasik. Amazing feeling to wake up and realize you are not wearing glasses. Even better when you don't realize right away go take a shower and can see the fogged up mirror without everything else fogging up.

Cost really isn't too bad when you consider the cost of glasses over the next 30-50 years.
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They got rid of snaking on Mario kart?
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Got crash bandicoot and Mario kart. What do I do now?
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The op mentions fairly odd parents. It would be more akin to someone saying the name luke and trying to argue that you didn't specify Skywalker in a topic about star wars.
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A topic about being modded for non hidden spoilers and you guys still aren't hiding spoilers?
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I used to work at Sears and anyone with computer access could look up the financial information of any store. I am surprised this didn't happen sooner. The sales were terrible.
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This sounds like a great use of police resources.
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I loved the original growing up, this new one sucks. Like a lot.
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Impavid54 posted...

You watch the lion guard?! OK no I know you're joking

I've seen every episode.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/203-cartoons-and-animation?search=Lion%20guard
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Impavid54 posted...

You are clearly joking

I watch lion gaurd and Sofia the first. Why not fairly odd parents or Andi Mack.

Well fairly odd parents got terrible a few seasons ago, but if the movie sounded interesting I would be game. And I have heard decent thingson Andi mack, but my to watch h list is already pretty full so maybe after I make my way through a bit more
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Haven't watched either yet, but I am the kind of person who might check them out and would prefer it to not be spoiled.
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Cruddy_horse posted...

edededdy posted...

so when did people start taking 5 year olds seriously?

This, and when I was 5 I couldn't even read, what makes someone think a child that age has a firm grasp on a complex topic like sexuality or gender? And no way a 5 year old could be able to say things like in the first post.

I hope some of the people here never have children.

No one is talking about giving the kids hormone replacement therapy at 5, but yes they should be able to explore gender roles.

That said you don't have to be a woman to wear a dress. So if it has been a constant thing until they are 7 or 8 they would be in therapy to see if it is something they are going to want to do maybe start on puberty blockers until they are 13 and can make the decision how they want to proceed with puberty.
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depends on the situation, if you just want a discount or an item it absolutely does. Especially at a chain store. If you want a service or need someone to work on something to get it then being nice but insistent is the better way, but being a dickwill absolutely still work as well. Just on thursday my boss was ok with sending me out to borrow my brother's truck, to deliver a refrigerator we are going to loan a couple for a week because the factory or warehouse it was shipping from got delayed because they couldn't wait until our delivery team was in the next day. So because someone made a big stink we are losing

$26 in my pay
$18 for an associate to help me move the appliance
$100 for marking down the now used appliance
$50 to the delivery team to make a special trip to pick up the used appliance after the vendor delivers the new one.
$45 off his order because the guy wanted something for the inconvenience of having to come into the store.
Plus down 2 associates on a busy day which caused issues for other customers.

So we are out almost $250 on a not even $500 order that we were probably only making $150 off of in the first place because we just sell the appliance for the vendor and get a small kick back. on top of that when the order does get delivered the customer may contact the vendor and may be eligible for further discounts because the delay was the vendor's fault.

To compare the nice customer in the same situation only got told that the vendor would probably compensate them when it gets delivered.
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Smart car. Heated leather seats, lots of leg room, great gas mileage for those long drives.
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I have to get some milk, might grab a ticket while I'm out.
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The only people I have considered putting on my ignore list are all on the cartoon and animation board. No one on Potd has ever gotten annoying enough for me to consider it.
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Figures as soon as I make this topic I win.
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But I suck at it. I keep losing against the 2 dan computer with a 9 stone handicap.
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Pacifist run. No killing aloud.
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It could follow night crawler rules where you are technically shifting into another dimension and pop out in another place instantaneously.
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GreenKnight127 posted...

People on this thread keep forgetting those important facts.

You seem to be forgetting that he has perjured himself multiple times. When it comes to he said, she said the evidence tends to side with the party willing to submit to a polygraph and is asking for an investigation over the guy who has been caught lying under oath.
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I just got out of the gym. My everything hurts. What do you do to fix it?
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Krillin at that power level should be able to circumnavigate the earth in minutes. I can go on vacation whenever I want. I can use Destructo disc to get my own lumber, build my own house in the middle of no where and fly anywhere in the world in under 10 minutes.

I can do any physical job faster than a team of other people. Construction, demolition, mining, fighting, sports, I can sell my talents to scientists wanting to study me. If I get bored or feel noble I can go destroy some terrorist or cartel bases and be back before my frozen pizza comes out of the oven.
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I am ok with the questions, it is fine to get your students thinking and ready to defend their answer.

I don't know if linking it to a political ideology is a good thing. Hey all you young about to be able to vote people. Do you think that someone having a custom sex doll made to look like their niece is bad? If so you should vote for whatever party I want that to mean.
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No Money, Moe Problems https://imgur.com/gallery/7nzdUW6
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How could you not have a cookie recipe.
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Happy golden man.
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Best cookie recipe?
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5 people voted right.
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