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Only cause people want to live in the desert but not have a desert life

More pics please, the absurdity of these makes me laugh

Your mom sounds cool

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There you go.

You'd think more people would see it as the getting ready to suck a fat dick face.

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the wider you get to open your mouth, the more views you get

Good mythical morning instantly came to mine. Seems like almost every thumbnail they have their mouth gaping wide open.

All cats are assholes. Some are lazy assholes but still assholes

44. Same as me.

My ex wife was pretty hot. I guess she still is for her age lol

11/10

Maybe you should just quit smoking. There, problem solved.

You need to shave that beard tho

*Enemy deals relatively normal damage*

Player: "I can win this!"

*Several turns pass*

Enemy: Ok, I'm done playing around.

*Enemy deals 9999 damage to entire party*

Player: "Wtf is this shit!?"

*20 hours later*

Enemy: "It seems we have the same goal. Allow me to join you."

Party members: "Great! You'll definitely help us out!"

*party enters regular battle*

Player: "Ok, let's see what this character can do, let's goooo!!!"

*Former enemy deals 17 damage, gets 1 hit KO'd against rabbit*

Player: "What the hell is this!?"

Nun.

It bes like that sometimes :(

Taste

Nope, its a christmas movie.

lmao what

If they choose to carry this on for a long time they can simply divert around Colorado. It will add time to their routes but so what? The state meanwhile will eventually run out of damn near everything, including food on grocery store's shelves because damn near everything in this country is shipped via truck, so if it ain't coming in from local sources it ain't coming in.

if it's true that he was going 85 MPH he deserves every bit of the sentence.

That is Autobahn speed for cars, there's no way in hell a 40 Ton truck should be driving anywhere close to that.

Literally don't even know what foreskin is.

Every time I go to Jersey Mike's, it is literally a coin flip whether or not they are going to poison my food with onions. I absolutely cannot eat onions and it's even worse with Jersey Mike's because they cut up the onions into such tiny little pieces that I can't remove them all.

Fast food workers dont get paid enough to always get everything right.