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TopicWhat happened to Cracked?
marthsheretoo
08/26/21 8:33:18 PM
#15
They fired all their veteran writers and turned their articles more toward buzzfeed-style quick bullshit instead of researched, longer pieces. They also got rid of the staff columns, which homogenized their content.

I used to go there every day, but that was many years ago. It's a shell of its former self.

Oh yeah, they would also change article titles 3-4 times after publishing, trying to find the one that would get the most clicks. Only the URL wouldn't change to match, so you could see the "normal" original title in the URL and the shitty inaccurate title heading the article. It made the experience feel cheap and exploitative from the get-go, and then if you kept reading, the ads would get worse and worse as you went.

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TopicIf youre in a relationship and you hit on other people, you suck
marthsheretoo
08/26/21 3:42:09 AM
#23
Number090684 posted...
I never said anything about the polyamourous being "hard-partying adrenaline junkies" though. lol

You implied it by equating being polyamorous to not respecting Covid safety guidelines and being at higher risk of STDs.

Maybe you didn't imply it intentionally. In that case, now you know.

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TopicIf youre in a relationship and you hit on other people, you suck
marthsheretoo
08/26/21 3:10:49 AM
#16
gunplagirl posted...
Thanks

A poly person in a long term relationship with 3 others and everyone getting tested regularly is still safer than a monogamous person who dates a new person every few months.

So you know. Shove off, will you? @Number090684

Yeh. Besides, this poly person has been staying at home and not meeting new people for the duration of covid.

We aren't all hard-partying adrenaline junkies who need to keep finding new sexual partners or we'll shrivel up and die, lol

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TopicCan CE solve this riddle?
marthsheretoo
08/26/21 1:56:53 AM
#17
He turns the water into brine and the intelligent cucumber immediately jumps in.

Turned himself into a pickle.

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

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TopicIs Donald Trump dead?
marthsheretoo
08/25/21 3:45:55 PM
#6
Just his career tbh

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TopicAny television show (besides South Park) that is better for being 8+ seasons?
marthsheretoo
08/25/21 6:05:51 AM
#18
Bestoffuture posted...
They still have great episodes, but even they have had some stinkers in recent years, which was never the case before.

Yeah, but only recently. They passed 8 seasons and were still fine for a bit.

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TopicActivision Blizzard allegedly disposing of abuse allegations on paper.
marthsheretoo
08/25/21 3:32:35 AM
#18
The documents were later destroyed.

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TopicDoes rubbing your fingers on pumice stone really move prints?
marthsheretoo
08/24/21 2:03:31 AM
#18

Idk he looks pretty moved.

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Topicugh this porn star i was talking to stopped talking to me once she got big
marthsheretoo
08/23/21 4:50:40 PM
#48
You guys laugh now, but you'll never know when something like this will happen to you. For example, I met this porn star right at the start of 2020. she was a newcomer and barely had like 3 videos when we met. we clicked and really hit it off. we texted constantly every day. we made plans to meet up and everything. and then...the pandemic hit. we kept talking for a few more months into the pandemic. somewhere in there i had to cancel the trip to visit her. meanwhile...she just kept getting more and more roles and more and more famous. she slowly stopped responding, at first she'd just miss the occasional text, and slowly before i even realized it she hadn't responded in over a month. tried a couple of times more (spaced out ofc) and she still hasn't replied. now when i check her profile page on all the big sites she has over a hundred videos already...ugh

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TopicThe guy that rips tickets at the theater got mad I only tipped 5 dollars
marthsheretoo
08/23/21 2:15:30 AM
#7
AwesomeFawful posted...
I didn't even know tipping them was a thing. Why is it a thing

Arcanine2009 posted...
People tip them?

These people are sitting in spit seats.

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TopicStarted dating the girl of my dreams
marthsheretoo
08/23/21 1:39:17 AM
#3
60 lbs and 350 dollars

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Topic4/10 NYT non-fiction bestsellers are right wing nonsense
marthsheretoo
08/22/21 7:40:33 PM
#7
Conservative politicians (and liberals tbh) are known for using campaign funding to buy up a bunch of books they want to hit the best-seller list and then giving them out as freebies.

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Topic"Raining Men" song now corrected to be "Raining Them"
marthsheretoo
08/21/21 3:59:46 AM
#52
Shezarr posted...
Nothing about it is ungrammatical

While singular 'they' is 100% grammatical, the song title is pretty wonky.


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TopicDo you know any conservatives in your personal life that you respect?
marthsheretoo
08/20/21 6:37:12 PM
#9
There used to be.

They're liberal now.

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TopicI'm kinda over Marvel movies
marthsheretoo
08/20/21 2:31:36 AM
#8
This hit me after Civil War. I couldn't make it through IW and never even watched Endgame.

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TopicCalifornia $600 dollar stimulus is almost here. Coming in September.
marthsheretoo
08/19/21 6:41:14 PM
#9
Dibs on $100 worth of Christian_rules's stimmy

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TopicWould you rather be extremely handsome or extremely intelligent?
marthsheretoo
08/18/21 6:16:07 PM
#18
Goatsensation posted...
Handsome doesn't pay the bills

People who say this aren't handsome enough.

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TopicRecommend any non-fiction books you want
marthsheretoo
08/18/21 6:15:25 PM
#4
The Disaster Artist

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TopicPeaches are a S+ tier fruit
marthsheretoo
08/18/21 6:13:35 PM
#7
My house has a peach tree in the backyard that wasn't mentioned during the buying process. Wife and I moved in during late fall/winter, so it just looked like a dead piece of shit.

Imagine our surprise when summer rolled around and juicy ass fruit started appearing. 10/10.

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TopicTwitter outrage over white woman writing cookbook about noodles
marthsheretoo
08/18/21 5:33:19 PM
#68
DeadBankerDream posted...
But in the screenshot she posted it seems people donated to her and in their donation message write how dumb she is.

Those messages are from people requesting money.

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TopicDo you like going to weddings?
marthsheretoo
08/16/21 8:19:24 PM
#5
I love them.

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Topicsomeone hacked Chris Chans youtube channel
marthsheretoo
08/16/21 8:01:26 PM
#2
The weens are at it again.

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TopicThere once was magic slide that granted wishes to whoever used it.
marthsheretoo
08/16/21 7:30:46 AM
#5
The boy and the girl were actually wishing for Gamefaqs Gold and Gamefaqs Silver. Sucks to be them.

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TopicWhat do you consider the most difficult game you have beaten?
marthsheretoo
08/15/21 8:25:02 PM
#38
Do challenge runs count? I'm doing a Fire Emblem Conquest run on Lunatic where I can only use captured units (and Niles ofc) and I'm almost at the end, but it's been one ass-kicking after another.

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TopicCovid mandates have pulled zoomers over to the right and it's terrifying
marthsheretoo
08/15/21 3:03:09 PM
#55
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
The mask does NOTHING to protect you, a face shield is the only thing that actually does work.

Masks protect other people. Presumably, you've been told this before and are just shitting up the thread. If you haven't, congrats! Now you know.

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TopicHow likely would you say it is that you become a self made millionaire?
marthsheretoo
08/15/21 3:59:39 AM
#46
I wanted to be a millionaire but I'm lazy as shit.

So I spent my personal improvement time becoming a good romantic partner and found a rich gal to marry.

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TopicDoom Patrol throwing shots at the MCU
marthsheretoo
08/14/21 8:30:28 PM
#46
#whatif DC didn't have to keep throwing out reboots to save their failing franchises.

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TopicIf you could have a dead man's switch, what would you like it to do?
marthsheretoo
08/14/21 3:32:21 PM
#7
Delete my hard drive

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TopicMechanics in genres that don't need to exist.
marthsheretoo
08/13/21 5:36:11 PM
#21
cuttin_in_farm posted...
No its not. Make the game actually need strategy.

Missing is basically tripping in Smash Brawl.

Its one thing if theres terrain reason missing is possible. Or status ailments. Or attacks that specifically increase evasion.

But there is zero benefit to even having a character have a 90% chance to hit something. Theres no strategy there. All that happens is you just do it again next turn and hope it hits.

Nah, the tradeoff between a stronger, less accurate attack and a weaker attack that's guaranteed to hit makes good tension/decision points.

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Topicever just be chillin then remember The Last Jedi and go "...damn man"
marthsheretoo
08/13/21 5:06:21 PM
#101
Arisnotle posted...
Wait I don't remember this?

It's from RoS.

And it is a laugh worthy moment.

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Topic"Somehow, Palpatine has returned."
marthsheretoo
08/13/21 2:20:05 AM
#30
Palpatine: *Claps hands* I'm an idea.

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TopicIMO a restaurant should be able to charge you for water if...
marthsheretoo
08/12/21 5:04:08 PM
#11
Solid Sonic posted...
Because you're requesting a fresh glass instead of just topping off the one you started with. That means more cleanup required for something they didn't charge you for.

Giving you a complimentary water should be status quo but asking for a change of beverage to water should have an impact on your bill.

A free glass of water is a free glass of water whether it comes at the beginning of the meal or after a soda you ordered.

If you paid for a soda, you paid for the labor that goes into cleaning the soda glass.

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TopicSo Wait, My Side Has to Resign - Their Side Gets to be Leader of the Free World?
marthsheretoo
08/11/21 7:08:43 PM
#95
Cuomo sucked anyway.

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TopicFlying Mounts in Open World video games
marthsheretoo
08/11/21 2:21:12 AM
#6
Mine cart flying machines in BotW.

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TopicMan delorean was kind of a dbag
marthsheretoo
08/10/21 8:14:34 PM
#15
But he cared for baby yodel

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TopicStar Wars
marthsheretoo
08/10/21 7:39:08 PM
#30
Shezarr posted...
This is just blatant nonsense at this point.

C'mon man, I know they aren't great movies but surely you can admit that song was solid.

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TopicStar Wars
marthsheretoo
08/10/21 7:36:36 PM
#27
Winrawr posted...
no. no good music lmao

Eh that's not completely fair. There's one good track in the sequel trilogy. The music when Rey is climbing the steps to meet Luke at the end of 7 is pretty baller.

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TopicStar Wars
marthsheretoo
08/10/21 7:28:21 PM
#17
Wii_Shaker posted...
How do people think 9 is better than 1?

I'm not sure how people think 9 is better than giving yourself a sulfuric acid enema, but here we are.

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Topicim out of stuff to watch =(
marthsheretoo
08/10/21 7:25:20 PM
#30
Watch the Chris Chan documentary, that's like 40 hours of content.

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TopicIs anyone looking forward to the next Fantastic Beasts movie?
marthsheretoo
08/09/21 6:16:57 PM
#2
After the last one, not a chance.

It was a terrible movie. An abomination of cinema. I legit have no idea what they were thinking.

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TopicAlyssa Milano suggests naming Covid variants after Republican governors.
marthsheretoo
08/08/21 9:21:30 PM
#53
This is a terrible idea. Republican governors have the type of ego that demands they get a line in the history books, however it gets there.

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TopicWho is to blame for the failures of the Star Wars sequel trilogy?
marthsheretoo
08/07/21 6:54:32 PM
#28
Bob Iger is to blame.

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