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Topic	All I want for my birthday is a 500 topic please.
goldenBoi45 12/28/19 8:07:00 PM #36	Happy Birthday --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Why do people give money to homeless ppl on the streets?
goldenBoi45 12/24/19 8:59:14 PM #30	NES4EVER posted... Whatever their reason, it makes more sense than spending a decade on gamefaqs pretending to be a pick up artist. --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	What's your second favorite Pixies song?
goldenBoi45 12/22/19 11:25:33 AM #2	I Bleed --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	REAL TALK: Why does Playstation dominate?
goldenBoi45 12/20/19 9:35:20 PM #8	Nintendo is for kids. Xbox is for teenagers. Playstation is for adults --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Take any movie and add "on ice" at the end.
goldenBoi45 12/18/19 5:02:00 PM #11	The Human Centipede On Ice --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	SArmstr0ng sacrificed himself to destroy Admiral
goldenBoi45 12/17/19 5:00:16 PM #7	Lol this is actually a great theory. Without his greatest rival to keep him balanced he imploded and self destructed. Like Joker without a Batman --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Hardcore Pawn
goldenBoi45 12/07/19 12:28:40 PM #3	It's mond boggling how that show stayed on the air for so long. I remember watching it and being like "does ANYONE believe this is real? They're not even trying." --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	coldplay - arabesque
goldenBoi45 12/07/19 10:41:49 AM #2	Not as bad as i was expecting. That saxophone stuff was pretty cool --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	What do you think is the best stealth video game?
goldenBoi45 12/04/19 12:05:26 AM #34	Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	20% tip should be standard
goldenBoi45 12/04/19 12:03:36 AM #62	Amen TC --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	I'm in a bar in D.C. "White Christmas" by Tony Bennett is playing
goldenBoi45 12/03/19 10:35:07 PM #3	Skye Reynolds posted... For a moment, I thought the topic title said D.C. was proposing to ban the song "White Christmas." That would be a pretty horrific ban --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	I'm in a bar in D.C. "White Christmas" by Tony Bennett is playing
goldenBoi45 12/03/19 10:29:51 PM #1	I have whiskey in my glass. The bartender is cute and friendly. Man, life is good Happy Holidays, CE! And thanks for being here for so many years. Some of the coolest people on the internet hang around here, and even though none of you know me like that, this place has helped me through some rough times. Cheers, friends --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	If you don't tip, you're cheap. And you look cheap.
goldenBoi45 11/30/19 10:58:01 PM #27	BakonBitz posted... TC must've made this because he didn't get any tips today. I work for a dispensary and even though customers do tip us at times, I make way more than enough and don't need them at all. This topic is about giving tips, not receiving them. The fact that you're lashing out tells me you're another dirty non-tipper, which is good to know. I now know to look at your topics through a cheap and bitter lense of failure --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Why are reporters trying to claim Louis C.K. masturbated in front of
goldenBoi45 11/30/19 10:53:48 PM #1	women "without their consent." That's bullshit. He asked every single girl beforehand. Even though some may have agreed (seeing it as a career move because of his "position of power") and regretted it later, he didn't do it without anyone's consent. This claim is an outright fabrication --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	If you don't tip, you're cheap. And you look cheap.
goldenBoi45 11/30/19 8:58:12 PM #21	dolomedes posted... lmao i tip ~25% and i live paycheck to paycheck. i look cheap because i am cheap - but i tip well, because i respect people in the service industry. get a hobby, dude. Fair enough. Not sure what "get a hobby" means but okay --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	If you don't tip, you're cheap. And you look cheap.
goldenBoi45 11/30/19 4:43:16 PM #5	dolomedes posted... i tip and i look cheap Dollar tipper confirmed A dollar doesn't count, and is almost an insult. Almost like tipping with change. Stop being a fucking tight wad --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	If you don't tip, you're cheap. And you look cheap.
goldenBoi45 11/30/19 4:32:22 PM #1	Simple as that --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	ce post here and you might win $50 amazon gift card or something like it?
goldenBoi45 11/28/19 2:59:56 PM #27	Post --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	You can see the exact moment her nips get hard >_>
goldenBoi45 11/23/19 1:35:26 PM #21	Thank you TC --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	It amazes me how little some people spend on clothes
goldenBoi45 11/18/19 9:31:49 PM #68	Dude your topics seriously suck and you impress nobody. I just spent like 1,200 at the mall on clothes yesterday and it was seriously no big deal. Get tf over yourself --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	What's eating Gilbert Grape is Leonardo's BEST role and you cannot disprove this
goldenBoi45 11/07/19 6:22:15 PM #15	furb posted... Growing Pains "Yeah! I dumped the liquor down the sink. Every last goddamn drop of it! breaks down Yeah, that was a great role --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	What is your job title? No explanations.
goldenBoi45 11/06/19 3:52:10 PM #57	Marijuana salesman --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Who is the strongest black video game character?
goldenBoi45 11/05/19 10:08:22 PM #24	Shadow Man --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Project done studying 800 hate crimes where "Go back to your country"
goldenBoi45 11/05/19 7:23:09 PM #17	The Admiral posted... IronMansCarKeys posted... The Admiral posted... Doesn't look like Frisbee's banning has taught him a thing. This post contributes nothing to the topic. it is, quite literally, a troll post...I wonder if the mods will do something about it. Please mark it so that their attention is drawn to yet another race baiting topic of yours and you can be sent back into time out. Funny how you only call out race baiting when it's against white men --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	el camino might be my favorite movie
goldenBoi45 11/05/19 2:53:00 PM #11	The cinematography was incredible and I absolutely loved the ~~stand off~~ at the end --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Is this the best sound in video game history?
goldenBoi45 11/04/19 8:03:33 PM #11	ASithLord7 posted... Yes. Factually. Reason I use the ps4 20th anniversary theme Explain yourself? --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Is this the best sound in video game history?
goldenBoi45 11/04/19 8:03:06 PM #10	Goddamn I forgot how amazing that was --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	We've drank to 500 posts 4 times in a row. Let's get shit-faced for #5.
goldenBoi45 11/02/19 9:35:11 PM #58	Im not in front of my computer I'm in a bar, does that still count? --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Woman texts her dead father every day. After 4 years she gets a reply.
goldenBoi45 11/01/19 2:52:53 PM #5	It's gonna be even creepier when the dude texts her one day like, "Hey how are things?" And she's like oh no, how do I cut off this creepy old guy without being mean about it? --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	HIV-positive man shares the abuse he gets on Grindr for disclosing his status
goldenBoi45 11/01/19 2:08:59 PM #18	pogo_rabid posted... If you have an STD, you should inform potential sex partners, especially on hookup apps. The shit is literally in his profile --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	How upset would you be if you lost $1000?
goldenBoi45 10/30/19 10:52:02 PM #12	MC_BatCommander posted... Between meh and stressed. It wouldn't hurt me financially very much but I'd be pissed --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	big mouth is by far the best TV show at the moment
goldenBoi45 10/30/19 3:23:18 PM #28	It's a pretty good show. F is for Family is also worth a watch --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	hand over your balls to SKYNET, It is OVER
goldenBoi45 10/26/19 8:40:50 PM #11	It is cgi --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Man McDonald's is the best
goldenBoi45 10/26/19 5:42:01 PM #15	soulunison2 posted... Excuse you did you forgot about Applebees? Applebees is more than just a restaurant, it is an experience. When you step through the door of the restaurant your first time, you are transported into a world unlike any other. The low light of the restaurant casts shadows on the knick-knacks adorning the walls, and the translucent hum of the various screens through the restaurant create a sort of ethereal presence in the restaurant. Right off the bat, you know you are in for a dining experience like no other. "Welcome to Applebees!" a cheerful host says to you. "How many are in your party?" You hold up two fingers. "Right this way!" She responds. As you walk to your table, you wonder how she can deal with so many customers, yet remain so chipper, but shrug it off as another wonderful mystery caused by the splendor of Applebees. The waitress takes your drink order and for a moment, your head is spinning. Do you want a soda? Do you want iced tea? You look at the drink menu and you see a litany of alcohol beverages you have only dreamed about - Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light... The waitress offers a helpful suggestion of an Oreo Shake, and you say that sounds great. She asks if you'd like a round of water for the table as well. You smile. This is the kind of attention to detail that you expect from Michelin Star rated restaurants, not a Neighborhood Bar & Grill! As the waitress goes to fetch your shake, you peruse the menu. The pages are jam-packed with the names of delicacies that you can only imagine. Fiesta Lime Chicken? Shrimp N' Parmesan Sirloin? You shift in your seat; you suddenly feel very self-aware that you do not belong in this restaurant. Your palatte does not feel sophisticated enough for these cuisines, and you worry that you will not do these delicacies justice when you enjoy them. Just at this moment, the waitress comes to your table and all your fears are dissuaded. You order the Chicken Tenders Platter (a local favorite). You take a sip from your Oreo Shake and breath a sigh of relief as liquified Oreos slide down your throat. You lean back in your booth and relax. Suddenly, you hear a chorus of heavenly voices rise from behind you. You turn around to see all of the Applebees wait staff coming towards you, singing and clapping their hands. "Happy happy birthday, from Applebees to you," they cheer. "We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too, hey!" As soon as they arrived, the employees scatter, leaving you to dwell on the beauty of it all; the fact that Applebees treats you with such precise, special attention, the five-star cuisine, the exotic decor, and the fact that the wait staff is so eager to share in your special moments with you Even though you didnt write this I wanna thank you for the laugh --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Why doesn't LTG have a girlfriend?
goldenBoi45 10/25/19 1:45:04 PM #18	Strider102 posted... Whenever a chick bangs him better then he can he pushes them off of himself and rage quits. Lmao --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	So I've been doing stand up comedy full time in D.C. Rate my first set?
goldenBoi45 10/24/19 2:55:10 AM #25	Johnny_Nutcase posted... treewojima posted... good anti-heckler with that Jack guy btw, that was on point Yeah he's quick witted. TC, you have an absent stage presence. You get a little more animated up there and you're on your way. Nice feedback. Getting comfortable on stage has been the most difficult thing to master tbh --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	So I've been doing stand up comedy full time in D.C. Rate my first set?
goldenBoi45 10/24/19 2:52:04 AM #24	dolomedes posted... is jack a producer or host or what? fuckin' rude to interrupt a comic! dude, yer killing it. how long have you been working this set? lemme know if you visit chicago, i'll def hit it up (i'm going to a stand-up show tomorrow actually) @dolomedes He's the host and The Shuffle is a bit different than standard open mics. At this open mic it's ok for them to interrupt you or give their feedback on your jokes mid bit. Which was different than what I'm used to but I just said fuck it and rolled with the punches lol. It's supposed to make you better which I can see --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	So I've been doing stand up comedy full time in D.C. Rate my first set?
goldenBoi45 10/24/19 2:47:22 AM #23	TheoryzC posted... You have an A1 comedian name lol Lol thanks, it's legit my real name --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	So I've been doing stand up comedy full time in D.C. Rate my first set?
goldenBoi45 10/24/19 2:46:34 AM #22	hitokoriX posted... Bro where you at next. I'll come support. I mainly just perform in DC area treewojima posted... not bad at all, I laughed. my cousin does standup as a side gig. you live in or around DC? lemme know what clubs you frequent, I'll lend my support I been performing at the Bier Baron Comedy Tavern every monday and just kinda showing up to other shows every other night hoping to get on. Im really close to getting on at Drafthouse Comedy on the weekends, Fridays and Saturdays. And yeah I live in DC right now pogo_rabid posted... Woah, you already have 5 minutes? That's actually super impressive. From what I understand, getting over the 3 minute mark is a big hurdle. Yeah it took me several times on stage in Miami to build this 5 minutes lol. But now that I'm in a new city it's nice to know that I have 5 minutes of killer stuff i can use if I'm ever booked for something. I have like 5 minutes of other material that has been doing good as well. I feel very good about this city so far --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	So I've been doing stand up comedy full time in D.C. Rate my first set?
goldenBoi45 10/24/19 2:34:32 AM #19	Thank you so much guys, I been on stage a few times before but doing that 5 minutes perfectly and killling it for my first time in D.C. felt amazing. I been on this site for like 10 years and even though no one knows who I am here it's nice to have a little moral support on this uphill battle. So thanks bros --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	So I've been doing stand up comedy full time in D.C. Rate my first set?
goldenBoi45 10/23/19 10:23:36 PM #1	I was really nervous but I had an amazing time performing and I've been making amazing connections and relationships off this one single set --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Recommend me some books CE.
goldenBoi45 10/22/19 11:12:24 PM #29	The Long Walk --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	This is the story of a girl
goldenBoi45 10/18/19 12:07:36 AM #1	Who cried a river and drowned the whole world! --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Your favorite "non-battle" anime?
goldenBoi45 10/12/19 9:27:42 PM #2	Kids on the Slope --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	CNN thinks the Joker is why we have Trump
goldenBoi45 10/08/19 5:40:30 PM #20	MC_BatCommander posted... Probably the worst take on the movie I've seen so far --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Paul Blart wants to "do something" about Trump
goldenBoi45 09/30/19 10:02:56 PM #3	What? --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	whatever happened to 'classic' memes
goldenBoi45 09/28/19 9:06:39 PM #20	HylianFox posted... like Overly Attached Girlfriend Post some please? I forgot that one --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	"I miss George Carlin. He would've given a big middle finger to SJWs"
goldenBoi45 09/27/19 4:54:50 PM #98	DDirtyDastard posted... Veggeta X posted... The thing about stand up comedians is that they all can obviously dish it but the majority of them cannot take it. Just look at Kat Williams for example. The dude throws the biggest bitch fit in the world when someone calls him out. You wanna tell everyone to have thicker skin but you don't have any yourself. You're literally taking a crackhead freaking out as an example to make a blanket statement about all stand up comedians. This. Fuck off dude --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
Topic	Give me amazing hidden gem alternative rock from the 90s and 00s
goldenBoi45 09/20/19 7:09:47 PM #24	thrashmetal14 posted... knutjob posted... Failure - fantastic planet Came to say this. Just pressed play on the album. Will give my thoughts when it's done. --- Getting girls is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you're in!
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