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I had a girl eat my ass once.

Wasnt horrible but definitely wasnt my thing. Skeeved me out a little bit too since she was the one that asked if she could do it. Deleted her number when I left the next morning.

I dont like this revisionist narrative over the last few years that MGS4 wasnt a good game.

It had its flaws like any other game, but it was released to universal acclaim from critics and consumers alike. Only recently have I noticed people starting to turn on it.

Im not saying you cant personally dislike it for whatever reason, but it was a good game damnit!

Theres almost no point in bringing this up. There are still people out there that will defend GameFreaks mediocrity.

Currently at 18 years on this site, made the account in 2005 but didnt start using it much until around 2006. I think my very first post ever was on the Budokai 3 board and I got modded because I wrote it in all caps.

Found CE around 2007, been coming here ever since. Probably stopped enjoying coming here around 2012, but this is the only place on the internet Ive ever conversed with people I dont know in real life so I keep coming back as a form of habit but posting less and less every year.

Golden era of CE for me was that 2007-2011 time frame. Way more users and way more light hearted. Not filled with cynical and abrasive old men like it is now.

Its sad to know that unless the American government implodes on itself someday and is rebuilt from the ground up that we are forever at the mercy of these living fossils that run our government.

Fuck, I remember her. Sad to hear, I know she went viral a few years ago, but she still had to be pretty damn young.

Probably between 6-8 times in my life at age 30.

The first few times when youre age 21-25 are kinda fun, depending on the club itself, but after so many times and as you get older that the fun factor/novelty kinda wears off.

Especially if you run into a very desperate stripper, which I did in Vegas at Sapphires. It was my 2nd or 3rd club experience and by far the most high end joint Ive ever been in and this Eastern European chick kept trying to convince me to spend $700 for private time in a VIP room after I got a regular dance from her. Was kinda over it after that. She was so nagging and I kept having to tell her no until I told my friends we had to leave.

I dont like dog breeds that try to eat through cars to get their prey

https://youtu.be/PA8NI1ysCac

Absolutely nobody at ASU that isnt a shill trying to suck Michael Crowes dick thinks this name change is good.

But then again President Crowe has been trying to sanitize the heart and soul out of ASU for years to make it as generic and corporate friendly as possible, so this isnt surprising.

Glad to hear Zuck is taking his fitness and martial arts training seriously, good for the mind and body.

Brother, that video is as long as the theatrical release of Return of The King.

Probably mostly a male thing, but women have their own set of weird and specific attractions as well. I was at least surprised by how often I see women cite being attracted to mens forearms. Theres even a fairly large subreddit dedicated to it.

Though foot guys are definitely unmatched in their enthusiasm and depravity.

I wish they could just pretend that the whole Venom/symbiote storyline in Spiderman 3 never existed so they could bring Tom Hardys Venom into the plot.

Not that they would, or that it would even be enjoyable. I just feel like Ill die before I ever see a faithful and well done representation of Spider-Man and Venom together on the big screen and it bums me out.

The Snatch/Clean & Jerk.

Giving me the same vibes as that Gollum game.

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I remember after every season people would say, okay NOW hes going to be full Saul.

It doesnt really pick up in pace but it still gets pretty intense at times.

This accurately reflects how I felt about the show.

Its a great show, but you have to go into it realizing it isnt gonna have the same constant buildups, tension, and payoffs as Breaking Bad did. It does get pretty tense towards the later seasons though.

Getting strong alligator tear vibes from this woman

Supercop, Police story 1 & 2, and Legend of Drunk Master >>>>>>>>>

Rush Hour still good tho

Shorts below the knees?

Hey bro, the early 2000s called and they want their shorts back

Joe Biden doesnt want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

If this is an actual problem you have I would be less inclined to seek accommodations and more inclined to say hey I have this issue and here are the measures Ive put in place to mitigate this issue so it wont interfere with my performance.

I did the math once, and in 8 years in the Marine Corps I probably spent over $5,500 on haircuts.

Who is saying he was stealing their food, the morons in the video who assaulted him and stole his vehicle?

Yeah thats a good source.

momma

mommy

Damn, I remember her from like 2004/2005ish.

Looks near unrecognizable now, almost scary even. People who get this much plastic surgery must just hyper focus on each individual feature without looking at how they look as a whole because it always looks so damn bad.

Great game tho

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Spotted the 2-time Trump voter.

I have never voted for nor supported Trump. Im just not going to act surprised when the false promises from establishment Democrats fall flat.

People think Biden and his administration actually care about peoples loans? Lmao

Hell sell the same lie in the upcoming election and people will still fall for it.

Most Wanted was cool, but I enjoyed Underground 1 more.

Good memories.

https://imgur.com/a/wvVGOry

I enjoyed that more than 99% of the actual fights in Super.

Its a bit disheartening. The people in that submarine, if they havent already, will experience an extremely slow and agonizing death that most people would only experience in their worst nightmares.

Im no one to judge, but it isnt a situation I feel calls for callousness. Or least of all joy.

M.D.

This is not an allegation I am willing to entertain as true until I see substantial evidence.

Shes claiming that NBA security ushered her into a public bathroom where Conor was hiding, which seems highly unlikely to be something to happen at what was a packed arena.

Jawsome!

Zion stay taking Ls

https://imgur.com/a/o6lnkUQ

Nah, not my preference at least.

Im only 510 but I prefer girls 55-7.

Akaash Singh might be the most annoying comedian Ive ever had the displeasure of being made aware of.

When I saw him try to create his own viral Bill Burr in Philadelphia moment by attacking that one dude in the audience and seeing how badly it backfired on him I was filled with much joy.

Big dick energy

nerd

Platoon

Hommo shot me, three weeks later he got shot down
Now it's clear that I'm here for a real reason
'Cause he got hit like I got hit, but he ain't fuckin' breathing

Imma say this is the hardest, especially since it actually happened

TC, youre gonna have the peanut butter soup with smoked duck and mashed squash. New York Matinee called it a playful but mysterious little dish. Youll love it.