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TopicHow do I convince someone to share their lottery winnings with me?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/22/17 10:47:30 PM
#11
literal_garbage posted...
Lmao why would I pay for this


No contribution, no share.
TopicScenario: Vegeta and Nappa have landed on Earth. Do we stand a chance?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/22/17 10:43:34 PM
#20
Dr. Gero created the Gero Bomb that can supposedly kill Goku.

Who's to say we can't create something similar to the Gero Bomb?
TopicSave That Comic Character: Marvel vs DC (Round 12)
do_ob_tpkillr
08/22/17 6:57:22 AM
#26
Deathstroke
Luthor
TopicTokyo has a cheeseburger where the bun and the cheese swap places
do_ob_tpkillr
08/22/17 12:08:20 AM
#23
Krazy_Kirby posted...
and they are right


Tbh I think there's nothing wrong. Especially when the location is anywhere above a fast food outlet.
TopicTokyo has a cheeseburger where the bun and the cheese swap places
do_ob_tpkillr
08/21/17 6:40:31 AM
#11
Foppe posted...
Eat with forks?


Or those food grade wax papers that usually come with your chicken tenders.
TopicSomeone is passed out on the ground outside my apartment.
do_ob_tpkillr
08/21/17 2:13:30 AM
#12
J E S U S posted...
call the cops
TopicTokyo has a cheeseburger where the bun and the cheese swap places
do_ob_tpkillr
08/21/17 12:46:03 AM
#5
final bum
TopicI have a long flight next week. Which of these anime should I watch during it?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/21/17 12:45:15 AM
#22
Yaridovich posted...
I don't particularly enjoy it but it's the fastest way to get places.


I know.

There was once when I almost threw up during a descend for landing. I could already feel my mouth coating with saliva in preparation for the stomach fluids that looked set to come.

I had to sit in the transition lounge for almost 2 hours to recompose myself.
TopicI have a long flight next week. Which of these anime should I watch during it?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/21/17 12:33:49 AM
#16
Ugh. I hate flying. Gets sick every time.
TopicTokyo has a cheeseburger where the bun and the cheese swap places
do_ob_tpkillr
08/20/17 7:49:30 AM
#1
TopicThat feeling when your glasses break.
do_ob_tpkillr
08/20/17 6:51:05 AM
#11
Back when I was young and my family was poor, I broke my glasses frame once. My dad stuck an epoxy piece to repair it. Looking like a joke aside, I finally got it changed when during a school-organised kayaking course, one of my glasses' lense came off during a capsize drill.

Poor lense is probably still lost somewhere in the sea.
Topicanyone ever watch the anime Food Wars?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/19/17 1:53:13 AM
#8
Too bad it's so far away at LA.
TopicWhy do some straight people see the rainbow flag and an anti-heterosexual symbol
do_ob_tpkillr
08/19/17 1:51:39 AM
#17
Lets make things clear. I am not your ally, nor do I support you or your cause.
TopicCAME topic
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 11:05:02 PM
#3
i CAME
TopicSave That Comic Character: Marvel vs DC (Round 8)
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 11:02:58 PM
#52
Bloodychess posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
101. Cyclops

lol


Does Cyclops suck that much?
TopicI invent Uber but for going to the bathroom
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 10:17:40 PM
#3
Lokarin posted...
Do you mean, like, a portapotty drives to you or that whatever you pee on is temporarily invincible


Nah. It means someone will accept your booking and move you to the potty. By "moving", I mean dragging you on the floor by your ankles.

And then that same person will prop you up, undress you and hold you in position while you relieve yourself.

Then he/she will re-dress you and leave you outside the toilet.
TopicThe latest Pokemon trailer is so insulting and disgusting
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 9:26:27 PM
#119
I don't understand what this "callback to Kanto" is and I'm too lazy to read through 100+ posts to find out what TC meant.

All I see is a Lycanroc Dusk Form reveal.
TopicSave That Comic Character: Marvel vs DC (Round 8)
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 9:21:21 PM
#42
Cyborg (replacing cap'n cold who was already saved)
Wonder Woman
TopicMy wife is yelling at my son
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 9:19:04 PM
#36
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
I'm remaining quiet and enjoying my shit. Why double punish him.


Xelltrix posted...
hike4safety posted...
if i ever have a kid this is what i'm gonna do

anytime an arguement starts out im going to take a shit


lmao sounds like a good strategy.


Well that's just fucked up. You're the parent. It's your job to discipline your child.

Literally heading for higher ground and leaving your wife to face the crisis alone.
TopicSave That Comic Character: Marvel vs DC (Round 7)
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 7:35:45 AM
#36
Barry Allen
Wonder Woman
TopicCats or Dogs?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 7:27:44 AM
#31
I guess I'll be the first person to admit fuck them both.
TopicSave That Comic Character: Marvel vs DC (Round 7)
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 3:18:58 AM
#10
Waller
Constantine
TopicPost your unpopular negative or positive opinions here. Anything goes.
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 3:18:07 AM
#30
I could try, but the morality of the general public by and large has been warped so badly that what is moral has now been mistakenly considered as immoral.
TopicI'll tell you about morality.
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 3:02:28 AM
#4
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Woah woah woah. Can you put that in terms for us folk who never went to college?


Evildoer! Die, Devil, Die!
Topic$1 billion but you have to live with either DarkSydePhil or LowTierGod for life.
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 1:51:19 AM
#16
I'll pick anyone, then hire the best hitman that money can hire to take care of the person I picked.
TopicI'll tell you about morality.
do_ob_tpkillr
08/18/17 1:47:56 AM
#1
Morality is what I say is right, and immorality is what I say is wrong.
Topic7 minute IQ test.
do_ob_tpkillr
08/17/17 6:52:08 AM
#22
25/30

Timeout expired.

No aids.
TopicSave That Comic Character: Marvel vs DC (Round 3)
do_ob_tpkillr
08/16/17 6:57:46 AM
#22
Deathstroke
Riddler
TopicSave That Comic Character: Marvel vs DC (Round 3)
do_ob_tpkillr
08/16/17 5:44:55 AM
#16
Amanda Waller
Giganta
TopicI was literally just warned on gamefaqs -_-
do_ob_tpkillr
08/15/17 9:00:37 PM
#5
MabusIncarnate posted...
What do ads have to do with you getting warned?


-----> Joke


Your head
TopicI want to get my friends fired from their jobs part 2
do_ob_tpkillr
08/15/17 8:08:54 AM
#9
Lastposter posted...
Also, I'm trying to help them,


how so?
TopicI did laundry and a black widow crawled down my window into my clean laundry
do_ob_tpkillr
08/14/17 11:26:07 PM
#20
I4NRulez posted...
I'll let your imagination decide just if you retell this story make the widow hot


So...... Burn the widow?
TopicI did laundry and a black widow crawled down my window into my clean laundry
do_ob_tpkillr
08/14/17 11:18:13 PM
#17
DifferentialEquation posted...
Spiders can be a lot sneakier than people give them credit for. I once saw a spider crawl into one of my shoe and very carefully picked up and shook it out. It never fell out of the shoe but somehow a few seconds later I felt it crawling up my arm. No idea how it managed to be so sneaky.


Did you burn the shoe and your arm?
TopicI did laundry and a black widow crawled down my window into my clean laundry
do_ob_tpkillr
08/14/17 10:43:46 PM
#7
3rd_Best_Master posted...
Don't you just hate it when a spider crawls into your dresser and you're forced to burn your house down?


Sometimes when I catch more than one spider, I inform my neighbours and we'd burn down the whole neighbourhood together.
TopicITT how to make Pokemon harder.
do_ob_tpkillr
08/13/17 11:33:25 AM
#5
After k.o.-ing a pokemon, don't announce who your opponent is going to send out next and don't give you the free sub.
TopicIs Jacob's Ladder scary?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/13/17 6:26:14 AM
#14
Lokarin posted...
What's scary about a bunch of bound wooden blocks?


If you're afraid of heights like me. What if I fall through the gaps and break my legs, spine and ribs?
TopicTell me what you drive and I'll tell you if it's good or bad
do_ob_tpkillr
08/13/17 6:24:27 AM
#54
BMW

Bus, Metro, Walk. ( ._.)
TopicHow come we don't just put giant corks over all the volcanoes
do_ob_tpkillr
08/13/17 6:18:12 AM
#2
And then it'll pop like champagne bottles, becoming even worse than before.
TopicSave That Fighting Game Character (Round 100) **FINALE!!**
do_ob_tpkillr
08/11/17 3:46:10 AM
#22
Not bad. Kind of fresh matchup. Fun journey.

Morrigan.
TopicMy sister sucks
do_ob_tpkillr
08/11/17 3:17:02 AM
#38
I wonder how many other men had the same comment as you about your sister?
TopicMy sister sucks
do_ob_tpkillr
08/11/17 3:07:41 AM
#27
Lol, expecting sympy when you're showing this sort of attitude to others. I won't be surprised if your sis actually wants no part of you.
TopicWhere do you shave?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/11/17 2:38:27 AM
#14
On my bed. Because I just dry-shave my face using an electric shaver.
TopicLeave work early and go to the casino or
do_ob_tpkillr
08/11/17 2:18:41 AM
#6
SmokeMassTree2 posted...
Well I'm the manager so yeah, I can walk out of here whenever.


Well, that settles it.

You can't leave because you need to set a good example for your cronies.
TopicLeave work early and go to the casino or
do_ob_tpkillr
08/11/17 12:15:05 AM
#3
Does your superiors allow you to leave early if you get work done early?

If you have the proper clearance, casino. If you don't have the proper clearance, youtube in office.
TopicThe US government completes it's first mech and they want you to pilot. Do you?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/10/17 9:50:05 PM
#10
itachi15243 posted...
Fairly durable especially against standard weapons of today, but if you f*** around you can die


Can it withstand anti-tank shells? Or artillery? Or even a battleship battery? Fighter jet missiles? A freaking ICBM?
TopicThe US government completes it's first mech and they want you to pilot. Do you?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/10/17 9:23:08 PM
#2
How durable is the suit? I need a guarantee that I'll be completely unharmed before I even begin considering whether I want the job or not.
TopicWho is Marvel's big three characters?
do_ob_tpkillr
08/10/17 9:20:35 PM
#15
Hasn't Wolverine been dead for some time?
TopicC/D You've deeded to Overwatch
do_ob_tpkillr
08/10/17 9:14:57 PM
#12
I've never looked up anything from Overwatch for any purpose. I don't hate that game, just no interest.
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