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Topicwill we ever get a great multiplayer FPS again?
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 11:19:37 PM
#15
I_Stay_Noided posted...
Soviet_Poland posted...
Bruh, Rainbow Six: Siege

last time i played the game was on launch and it was total garbage


I have 200+ hours in it. Its still garbage.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicwill we ever get a great multiplayer FPS again?
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 11:12:57 PM
#13
Squad is amazing
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topic2 > 1 >>>>>>>>>>>> 3
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 11:12:16 PM
#41
Super smash bros
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicWhat's the largest amount of damage you've ever done?
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 11:10:53 PM
#6
stoltenberg11 posted...
My super zombiedog in Diablo 3 would sometimes hit for 70 million damage


That's really low...
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topic2 > 1 >>>>>>>>>>>> 3
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 11:09:31 PM
#37
Dark Souls
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topic2 > 1 >>>>>>>>>>>> 3
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 11:08:45 PM
#35
Number of simultaneous sexual partners
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topic2 > 1 >>>>>>>>>>>> 3
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 11:05:05 PM
#29
Lord of the Rings
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicliterally less than 70 hours to kingdom come: deliverance
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 11:03:34 PM
#109
apolloooo posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Next week this game will be considered old and horrible.

Shut the fuck uo. Go back and play skyrim and watch your brain shrink from playing braindead meaningless entertainment.


Skyrim is a functional game at least
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicKingdom Come Deliverance is apparently terrible
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 11:02:08 PM
#1
https://clips.twitch.tv/PerfectEsteemedPlumageTBTacoRight

Lmao
Step 1. Fund game with free Kickstarter money
Step 2. Still charge $60
Step 3. Release absolute dogshit
Step 4. ????
Step 5. Profit
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicCan I be charged with anything if I say mean things to employees of fast food
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 9:55:26 PM
#10
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
I called a tim hortons employee a childless bitch once


Lady was fucking awful. She's this ~60 year old that works at a college Tim Hortons and was the most miserable person I've ever met. I bought a soup, which normally comes with a roll. I looked in, there was no roll. I ask for it and she says "we're out". I say "give me one of the sandwich rolls". She answers, I shit you not, "no, those cost more" in the most bitchy tone I've ever heard. I absolutely went off on her and didnt leave until a different employee gave me a roll and apologized.

Fuck that lady. She thankfully isnt there any more but fuck her.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicJust watched Jurassic Bark (Futurama episode) for the first time
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 9:44:27 PM
#1
:'(
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicCan I be charged with anything if I say mean things to employees of fast food
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 7:47:06 PM
#6
I called a tim hortons employee a childless bitch once
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicDoes a girl's body count matter to you?
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 1:03:55 PM
#61
Eh it its more than 0 its all the same
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicDo you tip on Curb side take out ?
daftpunk_mk5
02/12/18 12:35:45 PM
#11
Nope
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicmy only real complaint about DS2 is...
daftpunk_mk5
02/11/18 11:42:52 PM
#38
those ghosty bois in shaded woods are some shit
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicmy only real complaint about DS2 is...
daftpunk_mk5
02/11/18 10:19:30 PM
#37
Anyone know how the whole rat king thing works? Trying to get some lockstones
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicI'm a kiss-less virgin and I'm 95% sure I'm getting laid this week. How fuck?
daftpunk_mk5
02/11/18 10:17:47 PM
#25
Two words: nipple stimulation
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicThey should make Dark Souls 4
daftpunk_mk5
02/11/18 8:52:32 PM
#11
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Tezlok posted...
Demons Souls is done. when it ends it splits into 2 timelines based on which ending you got. the good ending leads into Bloodborne. the bad ending creates the Dark Souls timeline


wait what


No it doesnt. Thats apparently a fan theory that the dev denied.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicThey should make Dark Souls 4
daftpunk_mk5
02/11/18 8:51:16 PM
#9
Tezlok posted...
Demons Souls is done. when it ends it splits into 2 timelines based on which ending you got. the good ending leads into Bloodborne. the bad ending creates the Dark Souls timeline


wait what
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicWaitress fired over post after saying she wasn't tipped on $735 take out order
daftpunk_mk5
02/11/18 6:48:29 PM
#56
GeneralZhao posted...
That being said, I agree with what some are saying in here. Normally I don't tip for takeout but if I ever placed an enormous order like that, you bet your ass I would. That's a pain in the ass to fulfill on the restaurant's behalf.


It wasnt a takeout order. It was delivery that the restaurant failed to get out on time. That doesn't get a tip.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicWaitress fired over post after saying she wasn't tipped on $735 take out order
daftpunk_mk5
02/11/18 6:25:36 PM
#44
Super fair super next

1. You don't tip on takeout
2. The only reason the church was picking it up was because Outback failed to deliver it on time... Its fucking absurd for the girl to expect a tip when its the restaurant that completely dropped the ball. Outback should have given them some free sides or a discount on their next order for the inconvenience
3. "Its a lot of work". Really? Its a lot of work for you? How about for the people who fucking cooked the food and wouldn't have gotten any of the tip

Bitch deserved to get fired and the story illustrates everything wrong with tipping culture.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicmy only real complaint about DS2 is...
daftpunk_mk5
02/11/18 4:44:58 PM
#29
I fell through the same hole in the floor probably 4 times in the gutter trying to get heidi great lance. On the plus side, I got invaded and the invader fell through the same hole.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicmy only real complaint about DS2 is...
daftpunk_mk5
02/11/18 3:33:15 PM
#24
Man fuck black gultch
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicWhat was the WORST SEQUEL you've ever seen?
daftpunk_mk5
02/10/18 11:46:11 PM
#37
Sami1000 posted...
Im_JustMe0129 posted...
Jaws: The Revenge and Anchorman 2


Wut??? The anchorman 2 was way better than the first one.


They literally just repeated all the jokes from the first
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicmy only real complaint about DS2 is...
daftpunk_mk5
02/10/18 1:59:35 PM
#22
My topic purged :(
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicSamsung's Galaxy S9 looks set to retain the headphone jack
daftpunk_mk5
02/10/18 11:41:07 AM
#19
LockeMonster posted...
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
LockeMonster posted...
I haven't even touched a 3.5 port in a while.

Got these pretty good $25 Skullcandy BT headphones and the ease is fucking amazing. Turn it on and it auto syncs with both my phones and automatically adjusts depending on which one you're using.


They sound like dogshit though.

They don't.

Unless you're an audiophile, newer sets don't make much of a difference.


TIL audiophile = someone who doesnt like listening to dogshit
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicJeff Sessions: Take asprin for pain and tough it out so you won't get addicted
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 10:42:19 PM
#38
A lot of docs won't prescribe opioids anymore and will send you to a pain specialist if you want anything more than nsaids. The government is such a pain about it that its not worth it.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicA Nazi is the only GOP candidate running for Congress in Illinois 3rd District.
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 6:13:39 PM
#55
...What?
His proof that the holocaust is a lie is that a Holocaust survivor gets social security?
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicwhy do americans hate unions
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 6:03:43 PM
#2
Its unamerican to not be able to fire someone
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicChildhood is thinking making $5,596 a month is a lot
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 6:02:57 PM
#97
CanuckCowboy posted...
andel posted...
people that think 100k a year is rich are delusional and have no experience in the real world tbh


Most people get by in half that.

100k a year is a damn nice income and if you can't live well and save off a 100k a year income you're a total fucking idiot.


Its not much if you have a family
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topic$5million or you never have to sleep again
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 6:01:39 PM
#1
You can sleep if you choose but you will always feel well rested if you dont
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicChildhood is thinking making $5,596 a month is a lot
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 5:52:41 PM
#93
Romes187 posted...
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Romes187 posted...
Bills

2500 rent (1000 sq ft house lmao)
480 car 1
320 car 2
900 health insurance (thx opama)
150 water
100 energy/gas
400 food
400 fuel
100 internets/ cable
650 student loans

And a baby coming in a week. That's why I don't mind doing my 12 hour days

Embrace the suck baby.


You're paying way to much for rent. Find a shithole to live in while you save up for a down payment then buy a house.


That's what we are doing LOL the house we are in is a shit hole, in a mid range area I'd say.

I could move to a place with super high crime rates and shit, but not with a baby girl coming. We do plan moving up north potentially...though we also have a friend who may rent us their house for $3k. Not sure if I want to buy yet...I work in real estate (I'm a marketing coach) and I get to speak with a wide variety of people in the industry...not sure how stable socals market is currently.


Prices are gonna come down with trumps tax plan
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicUniversity tutor fails a student because 'Australia is not a country'
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 5:47:54 PM
#10
Literally snhu
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topic24 hour IKEA challenge is the latest YOUTH CRAZE to SWEEP the nation
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 5:45:18 PM
#8
CapnMuffin posted...
Why were they scared to explore or even make noise? Possible motion alarms?


Yeah alarms
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicWendy's > Sonic > Burger King > McDonald's
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 5:33:25 PM
#2
I've had to McDonalds burgers in my life. They were awful. Dry and flavorless.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicHaven't changed my underwear since Saturday
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 4:50:39 PM
#13
Mikablu posted...
ExOfficio is amazing. I got some EO boxer-briefs a while back and I will probably never use another brand ever again.


I need to try saxx
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicWould Martin Shkreli have been investigated if he wasn't so publicly annoying
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 4:48:08 PM
#17
Nope. He did what every other drug company does. Valeant was 100x worse.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicChildhood is thinking making $5,596 a month is a lot
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 4:44:26 PM
#64
Romes187 posted...
Bills

2500 rent (1000 sq ft house lmao)
480 car 1
320 car 2
900 health insurance (thx opama)
150 water
100 energy/gas
400 food
400 fuel
100 internets/ cable
650 student loans

And a baby coming in a week. That's why I don't mind doing my 12 hour days

Embrace the suck baby.


You're paying way to much for rent. Find a shithole to live in while you save up for a down payment then buy a house.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicSamsung's Galaxy S9 looks set to retain the headphone jack
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 4:40:48 PM
#15
LockeMonster posted...
I haven't even touched a 3.5 port in a while.

Got these pretty good $25 Skullcandy BT headphones and the ease is fucking amazing. Turn it on and it auto syncs with both my phones and automatically adjusts depending on which one you're using.


They sound like dogshit though.
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicWhat would be your perfect burger?
daftpunk_mk5
02/09/18 2:41:15 PM
#6
Western burgers... Bacon Cheddar lettuce grilled onions bbq sauce
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicjust started Dark Souls 2 on PC
daftpunk_mk5
02/08/18 2:19:14 PM
#80
Up to level 70 and on lost bastille still... I feel like I might be over leveling
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicjust started Dark Souls 2 on PC
daftpunk_mk5
02/08/18 2:16:49 PM
#79
Pancake posted...
30 ADP is considered baseline as it gives you a dks1 fast roll, almost.

mace + longsword hexer sounds pretty nasty actually.

rat king is you join and everything in the grave is your friend and you summon in people who go there to fight 'em.
it pulls unsuspecting players in as a hostile gray.


Ah ok. So it pretty much just turns that one area into fight club?
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicjust started Dark Souls 2 on PC
daftpunk_mk5
02/08/18 12:00:27 PM
#77
Just found rat king... not really sure how the covenant works
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topic3 days into GOMAD (gallon of milk a day)
daftpunk_mk5
02/08/18 11:32:34 AM
#1
The milk shits are real
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicjust started Dark Souls 2 on PC
daftpunk_mk5
02/08/18 11:05:19 AM
#76
Question: what should I use a bolt stone on? I have a mace and fire longsword both at +6... should I do it on mace to make it faith scaling and respec to take away points from strength and put them into faith and intel for a hexer build? Or should I use it on something else?

My stats right now are:
vigor 13
end 9
vit 8
atn 16
str 15
dex 10
adp 9
int 4
fth 31
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Topicjust started Dark Souls 2 on PC
daftpunk_mk5
02/08/18 10:36:24 AM
#75
I'm pretty good on effigies, have 30 of them now.
Turns out the demon doggies in lost bastille have a pretty decent drop rate for them
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicWhy does Ovaltine have to be so expensive
daftpunk_mk5
02/07/18 9:33:03 PM
#8
I wanna drink chocolate milk, not lick some whores
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicWhy does Ovaltine have to be so expensive
daftpunk_mk5
02/07/18 9:32:47 PM
#7
Kazi1212 posted...
Horlicks > ovaltine


the fuck is that
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicHaven't changed my underwear since Saturday
daftpunk_mk5
02/07/18 9:21:30 PM
#6
ProtoManSPx posted...
Pics of you in the undies


You really want me to
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
TopicWhy does Ovaltine have to be so expensive
daftpunk_mk5
02/07/18 9:20:00 PM
#1
It's like $5 for a can of it. Nesquik probably cost half as much by weight but it doesn't taste nearly as good.
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