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aren't we all just a lil bit hypocritical.

Cruciferous posted...

whens coolboy becoming coolman

coolboy will never die

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well jesus that sucks

just dropped by to see what you crazy dudes and gals have been up to all this time lol, see a few old names I remember browsing the topic list.

now that I woke up this shit is still tragicomedy, oh my poor wittle feelings.

you dudes actually made me feel better no matter how this stupid shit turns out, hopefully for the better somehow.

this is literally my first topic in forever on here and this is the hill I'm standing on lol my brain.

wanderingshade posted...

My work crush was a married lesbian in her 30s. At least if you ask if she has a boyfriend and if she isn't busy on her days off you have a chance.

how do y'all recommend I do this without being me and looking like a dummbass?

KaZooo posted...

If that's her boyfriend.

so what

They're not married. They don't have kids. There's no house to wreck. Odds are they can't afford a house like 89% of this generation.

dirty mackin I like it but I don't like it (girl is still sending my flirty eyes too)
man what is going on out here.

Arcanine2009 posted...

Dude you don't even know. Don't get discouraged Go up to her and talk to her and go from there. Maybe you can see if she has a social media and confirm if she has a bf?

can I just wallow in my feelings some more, now that I think about it they could just have ended up at the same job in the few months she was gone.

BloodMoon7 posted...

Tell her you're a pretty cool boy. Maybe mention your massive penis

what if you are dork who doesn't spend their money so you have much more than your typical retail serf should have.

that another dude ain't behind her and in comes this dude who worked there a while back tailing right behind her, I feel so stupid and ashamed that I have no idea what to do to calm my anxiety she knew I liked her because one of the other girls I was cool with told her because I had asked about her and she was flirty after that but she moved shifts and I never bothered to get her info. flash forward she leaves the job for a few months and gets rehired and I thought "shit here is the 2nd chance I need" and oops
*sighs* I'm too grown to be like this maybe there is a 1% he isn't actually her boyfriend maybe they are just friends?

he's been a good president and I have liked him way more as the chief executive than I certainly thought I would, you can tell his experience as Obama's VP and being in the senate for seven million years means he has a much better pulse on using the power of the branch effectively.