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@masticatingman posted...

If you're gay, it's ALL in the eye contact - that's literally the main thing. If you're straight, it's mostly just about getting her attention casually and talking to her without giving off creepy vibes. Very body language-centric. If she's alone and she's receptive, she'll talk to you for a minute. In either case, get a number and text later on.

I have her number. I just suck at texting even more than I do at face-to-face.
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Sharpie posted...

i'm 28

i wasn't trying to be a dick, but if you're not capable of flirting mid 20s, you missed out on some valuable social skills that are more difficult to learn later in life

Good, cause I'm not even 23 yet. It's all good.
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

gunplagirl posted...

I hold up my lesbian badge and direct her attention to it as I giggle

I have the wrong parts for one of those

Sharpie posted...

if you haven't learned by our age, you're hopeless

How old are you?
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

@Damn_Underscore posted...

it's literally just talking

I know what you mean, but I literally cannot small talk to save my life
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Asking for a friend <_<
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Wincest is best

Put your sister to the test!
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Illuminoius posted...

Electrokinesis posted...

If anything, it bothers me that "Hurricane" is capitalised. Why would she capitalise that?

people on gamefaqs capitalize random nouns all the time

AND THEN, THERE ARE POSTERS LIKE i
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

#1: the average man is unfuckable

while the average woman gets blasted by limitless Chad dick
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

https://thewire.in/202353/pakistans-ahmadiyya-situation-become-next-rohingya-crisis-south-asia/

Violence against the Ahmadis has increased in the recent past. Incidentally, the Ahmadis are known for not supporting violent Jihadist movements. They uphold high standards of education in their community. For example, Mohammad Abdus Salam, who received the Nobel Prize in physics in 1974, belonged to this religious group. The words The First Muslim Nobel Laureate was originally inscribed on his tombstone, but the word Muslim was erased later all sanctioned by the Pakistani state.

The situation of the Ahmadiyya in Pakistan can be compared to that of the Romani or the Jews in Europe. Any suggestion of providing basic rights to the Ahmadiyya is enough to trigger massive protests and even riots among Muslim extremists, who then are allowed to dictate terms to the sitting government and even the military leaders. In recent years, several leading politicians and human rights activists who have attempted to soften the Sharia laws in Pakistan have been assassinated by extremists in Pakistan.

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

I bet your dad is so disappointed. Who wants to raise a man to troll on the internet? Do you always take the lazy way? Do you work at target and go to the local community college? I bet he asks you how that degree is coming like three times a month. It's always the same though, isn't it. That tinge of shame, then a small outburst. "I'm working on it dad, and my app is gonna take off!" But there is no app, is there. There's no hope. Just loneliness.
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

WHEN tc CAN'T EVEN GIMMICK PROPERLY
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

cAPITALISATION posted...

Just make it illegal to be a bigot.

Problem solved.

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

EINEGUTEpERSON
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Just make it illegal to be a bigot.

Problem solved.
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

SageHarpuia posted...

Mine wasn't really as much wanting to die as it was having no desire to live

Same

At least at first <_<
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wHY AREN'T i ON THE LIST
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Up
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TurtleInFreedom posted...

You can post emojis on Gfaqs now?

...

What year am I in?

2014 after the birth of George Washington
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

She's pretty herself tbh
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Care, CE ;_;
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

So proud of all this winning!
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

i BITE THEM
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Well, I slept somewhat. New day, new dawn etc
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Giant_Aspirin posted...

escorts are a thing if you're really curious and there's no shame in paying for sex.

For the record, the self hatred has nothing to do with my lack of sexual experience

But thanks for the advice nonetheless
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

The self-hating thoughts are being rather vicious tonight

Distract me CE
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

AIDSbeam posted...

Good, we don't need you to be procreating.

AIDSbeam posted...
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Just not my own
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Carlbertomfg posted...

Get her off.

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

anth0ny posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

Try and do one good deed for the day

Then try to find enjoyment in it as motivation to keep doing so

just so we're clear, we are taking about fapping, right??

XD
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Try and do one good deed for the day

Then try to find enjoyment in it as motivation to keep doing so
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...
This is huh, wow

For the record, it's not what I believe

But it's a good topic, you have to admit
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of green butter's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

green butter was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent green butter link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, green butter did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss green butter and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension.

tl;dr - free green butter
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Ahmadis
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

anth0ny posted...

WAT'S so funn!? @Vegy >:|

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

:(

I feel there's some goals that are worth striving towards, even if they're unattainable.

e.g. being a good person
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

It's a nice goal, but it'll take a while before I'm honest with myself <_<
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Ultima Dragon posted...

I feel like every guy is disposable and forgettable to most women since they have so many entering and exiting their lives at any given time.

:(

anth0ny posted...

wearing your heart on your sleeve is a noble thing, i think. to me it means having the ability to be honest with yourself as well as those that you feel close to.

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anth0ny posted...

Keep your heart on your sleeve.

I never actually understood what that means
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Maybe she sometimes thinks of me too

Maybe she's trying to find a way of contacting me as we speak

Hope springs eternal, right?
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anth0ny posted...

A New Game+ of Half Life 3 always sets me straight

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cAPITALISATION posted...

Up

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JimmyJumper6 posted...

it hurts :(

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Kineth posted...

Talking it out with people does help.

I'm not good with talking about serious things <_<

I hear cycling is relaxing, might go for a bike ride later
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

sounds good, doesn't work
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Someone needs to invent ibuprofen for the soul
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

CE: Marriage is a scam, weddings are just money down the drain!!111

Also CE: This woman wanted a low-key wedding meal? What low standards!!111
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

yOU CALLED?
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Last weekend I had to attend my son's wake. It turns out that he is even more boring in death than he was in life, so I had to sit there playing or my phone while a few of his dumb little classmates filtered in and out to tell me how sorry they were for my loss.

I was just hanging out in the back of the funeral home, eating an Olive Garden breadsticks sandwich I had brought from home and getting Hard (I had brought a Mike's Hard from home as well) when I noticed my cousin, Ross, walk into the funeral parlor.

I rolled my eyes. Ross is even MORE annoying than my (dead) son. He does not care about the code of bushido, reads inferior western novels with no pictures, and, worst of all, is an ardent console gamer. I knew that the second Ross saw me, he would want to start a debate about console gaming.

I noticed Ross walking up to me and greeted him. As many of you know, I am a huge Amiibo collector, so I tried to at least be cordial with him. "Sorry for your loss, boss," said Ross, looking cross. "By the way, did you get a chance to play the new Tomb Raider on Xbox One?"

I rolled my eyes. The console debate was beginning. "The game is hot," Ross stated, "and coincidentally, the Earth has not been getting much hotter. There simply is not enough Carbon being pumped into the atmosphere to create any sort of tangible climate change, and the records we have of climate change long-term are inconclusive and inaccurate at best. Global Warming is a myth."

I sighed. This was the same tired debate console gamers had been spouting for years, and I did not want to entertain it. "The new Tomb Raider does look pretty cool," I admitted, "but I believe that we can already see the effects of climate change in our world today, and records such as ice cores can provide good evidence of climate change. It is a universally agreed concept that the climate is changing in some way and it is an issue to consider."

Ross appeared visibly upset. I could tell that poking holes in his precious console gaming argument was pissing him off. However, it was when Ross reached into his the pockets of his JNCO jeans that I knew something was wrong.

"He's got a bomb!" I yelled, as I saw Ross pull a detonator out. All of a sudden, a single gunshot rang out and Ross collapsed to the ground. Standing in the back of the funeral home was Democratic Icon Bernie Sanders, revolver in hand.

"I knew that climate change would cause this act of terrorism," said Democratic Icon Bernie Sanders. "I just want this world to be safe for my great, great, grandchildren once my brittle old bones are buried deep within the earth, and Gaia reclaims my spirit."

I dragged Ross' corpse into my son's casket and closed the lid, hoping the funeral director would give me a bulk funeral discount. Democratic Icon Bernie Sanders came over and shook my hand. "My boy, this certificate I hold is good for 10% off any appetizer at Longhorn Steakhouse. I was going to use it to celebrate my upcoming 200th birthday, but instead I would like you to use it to buy yourself a fine order of Texas Cheese Fries."

"Likewise," Democratic Icon Bernie Sanders continued, "I would like you to become my new son. As soon as you convert to Judaism, I will call you Toby Shinobi-Sanders and we will have a catch."

Democratic Icon Bernie Sanders then kissed me on the cheek, and like that, he was gone. I put in my earbuds and rode out the rest of the stupid wake. Overall, it was a good day!
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