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sHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Almost 23-yr-old kissless virgin

I'm gonna go with no on this one
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Be honesty
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Cause of all the fetishists
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

KaiserDragoon67 posted...

Sexual harassment allegations.

*yawns*
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Agghhh

I need a hint

I'm not one of the big people on CE.

You probably wouldn't even recognise my main :(
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

GiftedACIII posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

I'm not a hoth alt

FigureOfSpeech posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

I'm not a hoth alt

Well said, cousins

tHANKS, cOUSIN
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

DocileOrangeCup posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

I ain't no chemical son

Dammit

Was your old account on CE as well?

Yup

still is, too
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

I'm not a hoth alt

FigureOfSpeech posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

I'm not a hoth alt

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Polymer!?

I ain't no chemical son

green butter posted...

>mfw senpai notices me
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Howdy
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Pharrell3 posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

I'm gonna turn 23

Gonna be an old man

lol no

Maybe not objectively, but I definitely already feel old as fuck

My hair's started falling out and that which doesn't is slowly greying :/
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Masturbate
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

I'm gonna turn 23

Gonna be an old man
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Trickfinger posted...

This is pretty imperative. You either do or you don't.

I do, yes. I'm just trying to not give off the impression that I wouldn't be OK with things not working out.
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

DocileOrangeCup posted...

wait is tc ass muff

or green butter

Wrong

Wrong

Ic3Bullet posted...

Is TC Loving Pacifist's alt? This seems like the kind of story only LP can create.

Wrong
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

I'd definitely be open to it
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

I asked her if she wanted to meet up to revise over the holidays.

;_;
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

It appears not
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cerealbox760 posted...

Tell it like it is and grab her by the P****

That'll have the unfortunate side-effect of making America shitty again
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

SableWolfAngel posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

SableWolfAngel posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

SableWolfAngel posted...

Tell me I'm pretty then buy me something I want. Perfect flirting. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.

No offense, but you're not the person I'm looking to flirt with. But someone out there definitely is though!

Aww, why not? Is it because I'm such a nerd?

Nah, I'm sure you're a cool gal

But you're not her

How else are you gonna practice?

...good point <_<
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

SableWolfAngel posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

SableWolfAngel posted...

Tell me I'm pretty then buy me something I want. Perfect flirting. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.

No offense, but you're not the person I'm looking to flirt with. But someone out there definitely is though!

Aww, why not? Is it because I'm such a nerd?

Nah, I'm sure you're a cool gal

But you're not her
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

SableWolfAngel posted...

Tell me I'm pretty then buy me something I want. Perfect flirting. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.

No offense, but you're not the person I'm looking to flirt with. But someone out there definitely is though!
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saRM

I never really talked to you, but you seem like a decent person

Good luck to you
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

P4wn4g3 posted...

And that transman was Albert Einstein

...how did you know??
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FigureOfSpeech posted...

Does this board know who's alt you are, tc? If not, secret is safe with me.

no one cared who I was before I put on the mask

also, I didn't know that you knew. How did you find out?
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

I had off from work this morning so I figured I'd do some shopping today at my local mall. As I was shopping, I felt the 3 redbulls I drank begging to leave my body and I rushed towards the bathroom.

I was at the urinal peeing, minding my own business, when I heard grunts and a light plopping noise from one of the stalls. I immediately stopped peeing, mid-stream (no ordinary task). Something didn't sound right.

I heard another grunt and another light plop and I realized this grunt was no ordinary grunt. Thankfully, I had recorded all the grunts on my phone, and I quickly ran them through an app I had downloaded a few days ago, Male Vocal Pattern Analyzer Lite (I'm not going to buy the full version lol). I analyzed the pitch and tone and realized that something was a little off - it did not match up with the voice patterns in the database.

I immediately put away my penis and sprinted over to the stall. I kicked in the door with all my might and the door swung back, hitting the side of the stall with a huge THUD. "DUMP POLICE!" I hollered, forcing my way into the stall. On the toilet sat a man taking what looked to be squeezing out a very hard BM, probably due to weeks of poor hydration and fiber intake.

"I'm sorry sir," I said to the man, sheathing my tanto and bowing in respect. "I noticed your vocal patterns were a little off and I-" I stopped speaking mid sentence. As I went down to gaze at his penis, I noticed that there was nothing there. Nothing.

My blood ran cold and the color drained out of my face. It all made sense now. This was no regular man - this was a trans man. I had heard rumors of these men years ago, hushed stories around the campfire of people biologically born as one sex who experienced a different gender identity. I remember laughing it off, thinking that there could never possibly be anyone different than me, since, as many of you know, I am a huge Amiibo collector.

But here I was, face to face with a transman. The men's room, a room I once called a restroom, no longer was a safe space where I could freely and openly communicate with my fellow man about how much corn was in our bowel movements - the restroom had become perverted, morphed from a safe haven for men to just a place where people pee and poop and then leave when they're done to go about their day.

I turned to run, but the man had blocked the exit to the restroom. I tried to unsheath my tanto, but the man utilized his whip-like tongue to knock it out my hand. He stood over me, prepared to deliver the killing blow.

Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a shot rang out and the man dropped to the floor and disintegrated into a green slime. Emerging from the last stall was none other than Jeff "Puff Puff I'll Pass" Sessions. He rammed another silver bullet into his rifle, fired at the goo to ensure his kill, and then helped me up.

"You did a great deed here, Mr. Shinobi," Jeff said. "Your policing of this bathroom has allowed me to peacefully take one of the most powerful BMs of my life. The poop hit the water with such force that the toilet water acted as a sort of makeshift bidet, allowing me to take a messy shit but not even have to wipe. A dump like that comes once in a lifetime, and your good deed will not go unnoticed."

Jeff "Puff Puff I'll Pass" Sessions reached into his fanny pack, pulled out a $25 Best Buy Gift Card, and handed it to me. "Use this on anything you like at over 1,900 Best Buy locations worldwide, or on their website, which offers a convenient shopping experience from the comfort of your own home." With that, Jeff gave me a kiss on the cheek and left the mens' room. I ran out to remind him to wash his hands, but like that, he was gone.

Anyway, it was a really interesting experience this morning!
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Trickfinger posted...

Trial and error gives you the best results.

What about error and error?
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Returning_CEmen posted...

Yeah everyone else in my crew does it, so I gotta get with it 2.

i knew it
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Fishy posted...

Your name is dumb

pot, meet kettle
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Don't deny it, CE
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Pay me attention, CE!
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Muffinz0rz posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

Yes, but minus the post

underrated post

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

ThisUsersAlt posted...

Wow imagine the shitstorm that would arise if my alt was found eheu.

sAME
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Yes, but minus the post
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Mikablu posted...

"Your face; I like that shit."

I can't say that, she's brown!
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@Harpie posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

Harpie posted...

practice flirting with me :p

Umm...

Send vobs and bagene?

im moist

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Trickfinger posted...

You got anxiety at all bro? That can be a killer speaking from experience. Also how old are you?

Not sure. I get nervous, but I tend to manage to do the things I want to do.

22
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butthole666 posted...

I'm really good at "flirting" with people I'm not trying to flirt with and then when I'm actually interested in someone I'm a fuckin mute

It's really astonishing

Replace "flirting" with "holding a conversation" and this is me, lmao
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Harpie posted...

practice flirting with me :p

Umm...

Send vobs and bagene?
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Trickfinger posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

Woodger posted...

Flirting is just anything that communicates your interest in someone. It doesn't need to involve any specifically worded small talk or anything. A normal conversation would do as long as you being it across that you think shes cool and you want to see her again.

But how do differentiate romantic interest from platonic?

You communicate with your words after you get a gut feeling.

You're a man. We get rejected, that's why it's important to be able to be straightforward with your intentions and comfortable with your own sexuality and just STOP BEING SCARED.

Nothing bad will happen if a girl you aren't involved with isn't into you. You're already not with her. There is no loss.

In all honesty, I have never ever been scared to ask someone out. I'm just looking to "improve" at doing do.

Woodger posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

Woodger posted...

Flirting is just anything that communicates your interest in someone. It doesn't need to involve any specifically worded small talk or anything. A normal conversation would do as long as you being it across that you think shes cool and you want to see her again.

But how do differentiate romantic interest from platonic?

It could be even literally that, "I think you're pretty cool, wanna go out sometime?" Just any easy going convo, but conclude it like that making it clear you're into her romantic styles, so then if she's also interested she won't shy away from saying so. Women generally don't like to make the first move, or even the first acknowledgment, so don't be vague about it or try to drop hints, but then also don't try to be all like 'in da club' about it, cause that kind of flirting is always terrible, even when actually in da club.

I'm pretty sure I could never be all 'in da club' no matter how hard I tried, so it's all good :D
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Woodger posted...

Flirting is just anything that communicates your interest in someone. It doesn't need to involve any specifically worded small talk or anything. A normal conversation would do as long as you being it across that you think shes cool and you want to see her again.

But how do differentiate romantic interest from platonic?
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Touch posted...

Dance

Dance, water, dance!
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SoundNetwork posted...

1. be attractive

welp, failed step 1

ThyCorndog posted...

just don't pretend to be something you're not.

+1. Thank you :)
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ThyCorndog posted...

not awkward

I'm awkward. Not cringe awkward, but definitely somewhat awkward.
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Deadpool_18 posted...

Find someone that shows interest in you, for starters.

I have reason to believe she's interested in me
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