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BlingBling22947
12/07/17 7:34:27 PM
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"You said you liked storms, so I let you in. Turns out you can only handle a little rain, and I am a Hurricane"
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Vyrulisse
12/07/17 7:34:53 PM
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Metua
12/07/17 7:35:32 PM
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If you can't handle me at my best, you don't deserve me at my worst
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Ballstopshere
12/07/17 7:36:04 PM
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but is she hot
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DemonBuffet
12/07/17 7:40:48 PM
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Metua posted...
If you can't handle me at my best, you don't deserve me at my worst


2 deep
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Trololol
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BlingBling22947
12/09/17 8:03:33 PM
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Professional work signature.
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BlingBling22947
12/10/17 6:19:44 PM
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Holy shit, this place is mad.
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Offworlder1
12/10/17 6:21:05 PM
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She seems unstable if that is her quote.
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BlingBling22947
12/11/17 9:46:49 PM
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I can't take feds seriously.
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daftpunk_mk5
12/11/17 10:00:30 PM
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DemonBuffet posted...
Metua posted...
If you can't handle me at my best, you don't deserve me at my worst


2 deep


3 deep
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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
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Turbam
12/11/17 10:02:02 PM
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Does she have a fat butt?
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KStateKing17
12/11/17 10:08:21 PM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
DemonBuffet posted...
Metua posted...
If you can't handle me at my best, you don't deserve me at my worst


2 deep


3 deep

A whole fist
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BlingBling22947
12/12/17 8:41:47 PM
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They are all profoundly weird.
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Uncle_Drew
12/12/17 8:43:29 PM
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Feds did a sweep
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Electrokinesis
12/12/17 8:44:14 PM
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If anything, it bothers me that "Hurricane" is capitalised. Why would she capitalise that? Is she saying she's something more special than a literal fucking hurricane? This is pissing me the fuck off.
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LoneCourier2281
12/12/17 9:02:05 PM
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Federal employees are weird.
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LordMarshal
12/12/17 9:06:33 PM
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Tell her you were lightning before the thunder and to eat shit and go to hell.
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Illuminoius
12/12/17 9:07:35 PM
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Electrokinesis posted...
If anything, it bothers me that "Hurricane" is capitalised. Why would she capitalise that?

people on gamefaqs capitalize random nouns all the time
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LLKoolJosh
12/12/17 9:21:41 PM
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Turbam posted...
Does she have a fat butt?

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BlingBling22947
12/13/17 8:51:19 PM
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Oh, and her default picture is a glamour shot of herself. Seriously.
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gna647
12/13/17 8:51:50 PM
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Metua posted...
If you can't handle me at my best, you don't deserve me at my worst


lmaoooo
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BlingBling22947
12/14/17 9:26:26 PM
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I want to post it, but this must never get back to her.
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JimmyJumper6
12/14/17 9:28:56 PM
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it wont man it wont
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Funkydog
12/14/17 9:31:41 PM
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Damn. She sounds like a girl you just gotta have. A real spicy mamma that men don't know how to handle.
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Master_Bass
12/14/17 9:31:46 PM
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LoneCourier2281 posted...
Federal employees are weird.


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LoneCourier2281
12/15/17 1:31:43 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
LoneCourier2281 posted...
Federal employees are weird.




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Were_Wyrm
12/15/17 1:34:40 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
I want to post it, but this must never get back to her.

I was emailing an NSA employee

It already has...
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iamintents
12/15/17 1:35:43 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
"You said you liked storms, so I let you in. Turns out you can only handle a little rain, and I am a Hurricane"

Aka Im a bitch deal with it
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cAPITALISATION
12/15/17 1:36:37 PM
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Illuminoius posted...
Electrokinesis posted...
If anything, it bothers me that "Hurricane" is capitalised. Why would she capitalise that?

people on gamefaqs capitalize random nouns all the time

AND THEN, THERE ARE POSTERS LIKE i
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HypnoCoosh
12/15/17 1:48:19 PM
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Don't go chasing waterfalls
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