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I gave a complete stranger a ride home from the gas station at like 2 in the morning once. I'm surprised I wasn't robbed or killed. Just dumb, still don't know what came over me to have such a lapse in judgement.
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Told my parents "no" as a kid.
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I pooped at a public restroom.

your mom
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catboy0_0 posted...

your mom

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smoke_break posted...

I gave a complete stranger a ride home from the gas station at like 2 in the morning once. I'm surprised I wasn't robbed or killed. Just dumb, still don't know what came over me to have such a lapse in judgement.

probably one of those phantom/ghost hitch hikers.
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smoke_break posted...

catboy0_0 posted...

your mom

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Kombucha posted...

smoke_break posted...

I gave a complete stranger a ride home from the gas station at like 2 in the morning once. I'm surprised I wasn't robbed or killed. Just dumb, still don't know what came over me to have such a lapse in judgement.

probably one of those phantom/ghost hitch hikers.

On shit, you might be on to something.
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Back in high school, I drove my friend's girlfriend to her dad's house.

She called him back like 30 seconds after we dropped her off begging for us to come back and pick her up.

So I turned around and as I'm driving up towards her house I can see her running towards us. And behind her was her dad running after her.

Luck was on our side as he was stumbling drunk and fell over in the road. She got in and I gunned it but he got up and tried blocking the car. I had to swerve over into a neighbor's yard to avoid him.

Then we got lost in the development and she was too scared to tell us how to get out. I was expecting him to come up in a car behind us at any moment but I guess he hurt his ankle and just went home.

That shit was scary and I was waiting for a cop to pull us over and arrest me for kidnapping the entire way home but we made it.
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theAteam posted...

Back in high school, I drove my friend's girlfriend to her dad's house.

She called him back like 30 seconds after we dropped her off begging for us to come back and pick her up.

So I turned around and as I'm driving up towards her house I can see her running towards us. And behind her was her dad running after her.

Luck was on our side as he was stumbling drunk and fell over in the road. She got in and I gunned it but he got up and tried blocking the car. I had to swerve over into a neighbor's yard to avoid him. It was like a horror movie.

Then we got lost in the development and she was too scared to tell us how to get out. I was expecting him to come up in a car behind us at any moment but I guess he hurt his ankle and just went home.

That shit was scary and I was waiting for a cop to pull us over and arrest me for kidnapping the entire way home but we made it.

That's pretty crazy.

I'd have to tell my friend that next time she is going to have to call a cab or hop on a bus.

No way would I give her a ride again, lol. Don't need a crazy dad chasing after me.
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Close to an ounce of mushrooms in one night.
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Had a gun pointed at me in my own car. I reached over the guy, opened the door and pushed him out.

Had some confidence that the dude wasn't going to kill me over $20.
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I raw dogged some shady whores
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theAteam posted...

Back in high school, I drove my friend's girlfriend to her dad's house.

She called him back like 30 seconds after we dropped her off begging for us to come back and pick her up.

So I turned around and as I'm driving up towards her house I can see her running towards us. And behind her was her dad running after her.

Luck was on our side as he was stumbling drunk and fell over in the road. She got in and I gunned it but he got up and tried blocking the car. I had to swerve over into a neighbor's yard to avoid him. It was like a horror movie.

Then we got lost in the development and she was too scared to tell us how to get out. I was expecting him to come up in a car behind us at any moment but I guess he hurt his ankle and just went home.

That shit was scary and I was waiting for a cop to pull us over and arrest me for kidnapping the entire way home but we made it.

So what happened next...
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i sneaked peek at my friend's mom who was showering

I've done the "given rides to strangers" thing multiple times.
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MasterOfSex posted...

i sneaked peek at my friend's mom who was showering

Hot
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theAteam posted...

Back in high school, I drove my friend's girlfriend to her dad's house.

She called him back like 30 seconds after we dropped her off begging for us to come back and pick her up.

So I turned around and as I'm driving up towards her house I can see her running towards us. And behind her was her dad running after her.

Luck was on our side as he was stumbling drunk and fell over in the road. She got in and I gunned it but he got up and tried blocking the car. I had to swerve over into a neighbor's yard to avoid him. It was like a horror movie.

Then we got lost in the development and she was too scared to tell us how to get out. I was expecting him to come up in a car behind us at any moment but I guess he hurt his ankle and just went home.

That shit was scary and I was waiting for a cop to pull us over and arrest me for kidnapping the entire way home but we made it.

Did you ever find out the backstory there? Like why the dad was chasing her?

I worked in Fast Food long time ago I had seen this guy use some lime cleaner on the grill which makes it spotless, so I took after him. A manager took me in the back office and warned me that could kill someone and asked why I did it. I told her I saw someone do it but didn't say who because I didn't want to be a rat. No wonder I got written up twice in a few months.

smoke_break posted...

I gave a complete stranger a ride home from the gas station at like 2 in the morning once. I'm surprised I wasn't robbed or killed. Just dumb, still don't know what came over me to have such a lapse in judgement.

Was she a woman, because the same shit happened to me. Granted, I had something to defend myself with, but looking back, it was very impulsive.

I pulled up to a carwash late at night, accommodating my tools back in their racks (I swerved to avoid a car crash from some idiot who ran a red light) and vacuuming it the back part of my work van out, when I hear a hello behind me. I had a hammer nearby, but didn't rotate to.that person right away. I just replied 'hi' back.

She asked me what I.was doing, and told me her life story... long story short, She rode shotgun and gave her a ride to her apartment. She looked like she's been through some shit and bought her Sonic on the way. She was crying saying thank you repeatedly and gave me a hug. She gave me her number, but I never called nor seen her again. <_<

There's clearly a lot I left out, but I don't like typing so much on mobile.
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Going past my redbull and vodka limit back in the day.
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drove 90 down a half mile stretch of road while I was drunk at 2am
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I pulled out my device from machines unsafely :(.
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Drove home drunk at 4 in the morning. I desperately urge everyone to not do that. I made it home safely but I will never do that ever again. I live out 15+ miles so... Yeah. Next time, ask them if you can crash there for the night if you can.
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Went back to some random dude's place to smoke weed. Literally - I was walking to the store to get some stuff to make sandwiches for work that week, and he stopped me when he saw my Pink Floyd shirt. He lived close to where I was.

Long story short, I didn't smoke anything, he was clearly deranged and tried roping me into beginning a cult. (He didn't reveal that until getting back to his place, weed was the pretense up until then.)

I fully knew how absurd it was for me to go with him, but I was at a point in my life where I didn't really care - get high or get murdered, whatever.
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Dumbest?
Definitely the ghost pepper burger that I ate.

Wasn't dangerous at all, but easily the stupidest shit I've ever done
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Vicious_Dios posted...

Was she a woman, because the same shit happened to me. Granted, I had something to defend myself with, but looking back, it was very impulsive.

Nope, it was a guy. I kept thinking about how vulnerable I was all the way to his house... how he could blindside me at any moment since I was driving and focused on the road.

Vicious_Dios posted...

I pulled up to a carwash late at night, accommodating my tools back in their racks (I swerved to avoid a car crash from some idiot who ran a red light) and vacuuming it the back part of my work van out, when I hear a hello behind me. I had a hammer nearby, but didn't rotate to.that person right away. I just replied 'hi' back.

She asked me what I.was doing, and told me her life story... long story short, She rode shotgun and gave her a ride to her apartment. She looked like she's been through some shit and bought her Sonic on the way. She was crying saying thank you repeatedly and gave me a hug. She gave me her number, but I never called nor seen her again. <_<

There's clearly a lot I left out, but I don't like typing so much on mobile.

Honestly, if a woman approached me like that, I would've thought she was working...

That was nice of you to buy her food though.

I'm glad you didn't get a knife pulled on you as thanks.

Also, you should have called her. >___>
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I was so horny and desperate (virgin, still a virgin) I shoved a plunger handle up my butt with no lube and bled like crazy. Ass was uncomfortable for a full year. Was too embarrassed to tell my family and go to the doctor so I just rode it out.
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opened my mouth on the internet
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LinksLiege posted...

Long story short, I didn't smoke anything, he was clearly deranged and tried roping me into beginning a cult. (He didn't reveal that until getting back to his place, weed was the pretense up until then.)

Oh shit, glad you made it out okay and it wasn't like in the horror movies where you try to excuse yourself when the conversation turns creepy/weird only to discover that all the doors and windows are locked and you're trapped.
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At my last job as an interstate rest area attendant/maintenance worker, some guy approached me as I was taking out the garbage. He was an older guy, probably in his 50's, and he was crying. I asked if he was ok, and he started telling me his life story. I felt bad for him so I stayed and listened. Everything seemed fine until he started telling me about being on the run from the police for killing a Muslim family. >_>

I was like "Oh, really?" and he told me that he's had to kill others too, people who were risks for turning him in. Then he motioned to someone behind me, and when I looked there was a big guy on the hill behind us just staring me down. I kept trying to talk myself out of the situation saying I had to get back to work, but the bigger guy would follow me around and the older guy would grab my arm and start talking again.

He eventually told me that his favorite way to kill someone is to approach them, get them feeling sorry for him, ask for a hug and stab them several times when they do give him a hug. After what felt like hours of being stuck talking with this guy, he asks for a hug. At this point in my life, I was in a bad place anyway, and didn't care if he killed me. So I hugged him, and was just curious if he'd actually do it or not. Obviously he didn't stab me, but he asked for hugs several more times and I did each time as he truly seemed upset. I'm not sure the big guy was there to intimidate me, I think he might've been there to keep an eye on a genuinely messed up old man. Plus the older guy had a camera strapped on his chest and recorded the whole thing. He told me he'd up,iAd it to his website, which turned out to be some random online shoe store site lol.

Anyway, once I got away from him I did in fact call the police. I stepped back outside to keep an eye on him, but he was harassing another visitor and they threatened to call the cops, so they got in their car and left quickly.
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...or maybe the time several months ago when my dad was threatening to kill my cousin in his sleep, and I got fed up with him. I confronted him over all the awful things he's done, and it turned into a huge argument. It ended when I took his belt and gave him a nice hard lash with it. Needless to say he was going for his gun saying he'd blow my head off. I was gonna stay and fight him, but my mom forced me out and I ended up having to keep us at a hotel to avoid him killing me and my cousin.
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I ran along side a moving freight train, jumped on it then jumped off because my friends and I thought it would be funny on tape. It wasn't any good on video and after doing it realized how dangerous it was.
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Koga is a trip
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KILBOTz posted...

I ran along side a moving freight train, jumped on it then jumped off because my friends and I thought it would be funny on tape. It wasn't any good on video and after doing it realized how dangerous it was.

My sisters baby daddies dad got his legs ran over doing that.
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Racing a 120 mph in the middle of the night on a road that was covered in ice less than 24 hours earlier

Gassing myself with hydrochloric/chlorine gas in the lab, probably.

Protip - do not do that.
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Was at a hookah bar and ended up giving a total stranger a ride to the gas station for something, I can't remember what for. Just took him there and back to the bar and that was it, but the thought had definitely crossed my mind that I was about to get robbed.
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White water rafting while on shrooms
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MabusIncarnate posted...

Close to an ounce of mushrooms in one night.

Wut

Why???
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200+mph on a pothole filled road on 2 wheels.
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bulletproofvita posted...

So what happened next...

Ruvan22 posted...

Did you ever find out the backstory there? Like why the dad was chasing her?

I think he was just drunk and was yelling at her for coming home too late or something. We sorta knew him and didn't think he was that kind of person to get violent like that but who knows.

They reconciled and as far as I know nothing else ever happened. I saw her last year and she said he died a while back. I didn't ask how.
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Jumped into a waterhole from a great height without checking the depth first. Landed right on a submerged rock and badly grazed my leg. Could have been much worse.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

I raw dogged some shady whores

basically this
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Police tried to pull me over once, I took off and managed to lose them. It was very late at night so I hid in an alleyway.
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Guess first time I went to Tijuana for sex. Did not know a word of Spanish, took the metrolink from Orange County to San Diego, then took the trolley to the border. Got to the border where Mexican military or police with slung rifles had their dogs sniff everyone. Went through the spinning gates and then came to an area where everyone was pushing this button. If the button randomly set off a buzzer, they checked your bag, but only if you didn't look Mexican. Was then greeted by a sea of beggars on the other side and my little adventure began, good times.

Dumbest thing? Drinking a half bottle of Vodka in a matter of a few hours on a bet.
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BadJamNToast posted...

Police tried to pull me over once, I took off and managed to lose them. It was very late at night so I hid in an alleyway.

That's badass.

Props to you bro, and fuck the police.
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Driving without brakes.

I'm still amazed we didn't die.
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