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Drive to Tijuana and look for a donkey show, get robbed in back alley, try to cross back in US with no ID and be placed in detention for 5 hours as they call your parents to see if you are really who you are.

It's OK if you're 350 to 400 lbs, mostly just water weight at that size.

You're probably one of those people who thinks its OK to eat cereal at night.

A girl is a virgin if all she does is anal, true story.

Sucks to be homeless, got a paypal we can donate to?

That's the case in most first world countries, people not getting married, having only one or no kids, less reliance on having a big family to take care of you when you get older.

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Duncanwii posted...

DC needs to put 24-7 armed security around the Lincoln Memorial. That can't be replaced, unlike some other statues.

Why can't it?

Don't know, pretty sure China could build on in about a week.

Missandei post boobs

I feel like the Germans do about nazi stuff.

It's all about the pentiums- quite a few chuckles from computer master race

I remember when that game was popular, so long ago, good times

Electric cars
Youtube celebs
coffee enemas
demand for cheap universal healthcare
turning George R.R Martin's book into cosplay affairs

Call the cops, grab my shotgun, keep door locked, either she's the victim of a crime or she's bait and people will jump me if I go out and help her, wait for cops to figure it out.

Scooby Snack

Should had doubled down on his "many sides" comment and then make a Lannister, Targaryen, Stark, Greyjoy comment because after two days he was going to be roasted either way.

maybe he's trying to bulk and doing GOMAD

degloving

Not sure about Disney World, but at Disneyland, you get skip the line of most rides as a single rider who fills in spot. You do get some weird stares once in a while from parents when you're chilling alone in a line or at a ride, I used to hang out at Disneyland alone after work when I used to work at CA Adventure.

Every time I watch a game and they bother to televise the anthem, I stand up in my living room, hand to heart and patriotize, every time.

Any day now, get ready to "war never changes", I'm going to put all my points in STR and going for a melee build mysefl.

She's still alive in 1985 and 2015, can't rule out that he didn't.

Only if she had a banging body and only if people would look kindly upon me for being such a non-selfish person that I would date someone with such a huge disability. Also she has to do the nastier stuff in bed like the fatties are willing to do and if I marry her, our kids have to be perfect and none of her genetic trash gets to be passed on to them, and she has to be rich so I don't have to work.

her top and bottom do not match at all, probably born as a dude

Someone post a pic of their mom, doesn't matter if she's hot, need new material.

I would let her tee off my back nine. If I was her caddie I would always recommend the nine iron. Tiger would Wood her good.

All these millennials and their 5 digit user IDs stepping on the lawn.

Train trip to San Diego, walk across border, have passport and about $70, $10 for cab fare, $60 for 30 minutes. Repeat as needed, don't talk to the guy that speaks good English on the street who wants to be your friend, he's a recent deportee and probably committed some crime and don't bring a gun, buy drugs or be intoxicated in public.

It was meh, her powers were confusing, she's able to go toe to toe with Cage who has enhanced strength and impervious skin but gets beat up by a couple of thugs in one scene. Kilgrave is over the top evil and Jones has more than one chance to kill him but doesn't because she's trying to prove his powers to the world? Then she kills him anyways.

Earphones are the secret weapon that take Kilgrave down. Overly dramatic with the amount of rape and gruesome murders in a Marvel superhero show. It's been a while since I watched it so I could be remembering wrong, but as in all the Netflix shows, I'm excited when they come out, but have no desire to watch them again, it just drags at time, especially with Luke Cage/Ironfist.

It's like putting up an article about men liking women with large deposits of fat in the chest and buttock region, just no believable.

So was the one kill not the baby? Would it be 2 kill if she lost the kid?

Yeah, I loved when Kurapika went after them just for the LOLs.

I would start an intervention to try and get her to admit she's addicted to abortions.

faizan_faizan posted...

Wearing a swimsuit that says 'bitch' on it isn't very attractive.

I think it says RICE, that's racist.

Ever wonder what a flame war between people in power who actually have power? Well this is it, too bad there are no mods to ban and delete stuff, or maybe it's a good thing there are no mods, see how ridiculous it could go.

fan357 posted...

Star Fox 2?! Wow they must really be desperate to push those units.

Doubt it, they know they will sell out, SNES for many is the GOAT console and nostalgia is going to make it hard to pass up. Will pay retail, but it's not a big deal if I miss it because it's impossible to find at retail prices.

Wonder what makes it the deluxe, does the normal one not come with pickles?

Need more guns.

My one and only ticket in CA going 86 on the freeway, $435.

Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one who put a straw in my beer can, not putting my lips on an exposed area like the outside of a can.

Self driving cars are just around the corner, and when we finally get flying cars, they'll all be automated.

I love you son.

You know Link you really are Mario.

Not sure in other states, but in CA you can get fired for sucking at your job and still get unemployment. It's no fault of yours for being bad at your job. You'll be denied unemployment if the company fires your for cause (stealing, fighting, sexual harassment) and can prove it.

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Should check out that youtube channel that ask porn star about ideal male penis size, pubic hair on guys, cut or uncut and other stuff.

Tiny girl with tiny frames and huge fake boobs are the best.

The new black Jack Bauer already stopped him though.

She's like pic 14-15 of that pic thread with this semi chubby party girl becoming a whale, someone post that link again.

Call the cops because she's either been raped or in the process of, she's on drugs and will most likely take out my eyeballs or it's a trap to get me to open my door so guys with guns can get in. Grab my gun, look out the window and wait for cops. If someone comes out and starts dragging her away, open door and point gun at both of them. Yell that cops are on the way and see how it plays out. Also set off the alarm to my car with my key fob to attract neighbor attention.

Do you jerk off before going to bed?
If you don't, do it.
If you do, stop it.

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