Lurker > bknight

Labyrinth
Krull
Ladyhawke
Princess Bride

I hope the series doesn't end with him getting a happy ending with Kim in present time, they need to kill her off to make Saul suffer for the sake of suffering.

Amy Schumer

sure she may not be the hottest, but I find her comedy to be hilarious and she's not afraid to use her sexuality in her acts, she's that girl that would be drop dead gorgeous with a few pounds shaved here and there and with her personality she would be a perfect woman

Maybe before the internet was popular and you could just google "how to build a PC", because that's what I did many years ago so I wouldn't have to pay some guy to build me a new PC.

Pretty sure you needed to start around February to be in shape for summer as it is just around the corner. You can get in shape for Christmas though, if you start now.

I hope it's at least as hot as the octomom porn, that was off the hook.

The future of self pleasure is obviously in life like female sex robots, not VR, man am I going to enjoy my female sex robot when I'm around 95.

Climber, you rocket up one of those fancy wall at the gym, you get the panties wet.

Tell them you have a dairy allergy, most places will special order your order so that it doesn't touch cheese at all, or they'll spit in it for you being such an annoying customer, I'd say 75-25 on the odds, but you'll get no cheese for sure.

Looking good sis, now call me Oni-Chan while I put this camera up on the tripod.

I didn't like how they portrayed amputees as ruthless killers with no moral, and the whole feminist thing too.

She has that pale skin, dark eye, dark hair creepy combo that makes Asian horror movies so scary. Would not want to have her stare into my soul.

You should future proof by getting the Acer Predator 21, SLI GTX 1080s will at least make it relevant until 2018.

It's easy to have girls agree to sex, you just need a little confidence.

Nope I only smash white girls with long legs and blonde hair, no Mexicans.

It's time to start shoving things in your butt to stimulate your prostate. Other option is new visual stimulus, aka pregnant midget transgender gangbang porn. Your penis nerve endings are too dull, regular masterbation isn't going to cut it anymore, sorry, they need time to heal (no fap May) or you need to stimulate your internals (prostate or brain).

Sure, I'd date a racist if she was hot enough and shared my interest.

ShinigamiSoul posted...

This one is a bit better



No doors but hey

They took away the door for whatever reason but just leaves cans of lysol there, never seen that.

Are you relatively young? Go to a bar and buy a drink for the the oldest, fattest female there, she'll take you home and have sex on the first night.

Sex, there used to be a time when guys didn't have to wear condoms because they didn't exist, those guys were so lucky.

Yup, first time I had sex, it was with a condom and I felt nothing. Years and years of self manipulation resulted in loss of sensitivity and the only way I could cum was masterbating. This also meant I could stay hard forever and trust me, it's not a good thing. After about 10-15 minutes of penetration, the girl wants you to cum so she can stop having some dude shoving his dick into her. All them stories about pounding a girl forever and having her enjoy it are just stories. Not being able to cum is about as bad as can't get it up and cumming too soon.

Bareback sex helps and I was eventually able to cum that way. I also took a month off of jerking off and was able to orgasm with just a blow job, best orgasm ever.

Sure and then I'll lead her to my basement where she will live happily ever after.

I clicked on this topic and now the FBI know it, I'm fucked.

LightHawKnight posted...

TheGoldenEel posted...

why were they training with a live mortar shell

How do you prepare for combat if you only ever use duds?

Yup, sucks when they train in urban areas with live ammo, main case of friendly fire death in the military, some people just suck at dodging bullets.

If it's an older Vietnamese type milf, you should tip $5. Sometimes they'll brush their boobs on you by accident.

It's fair next.

He pretty much blames the alcohol for the pregnancy, doesn't lawyer up after the "I'm pregnant" phone call where he could have hammered out visitation, child support, custody etc. Sits on his ass for 6 months until the law steps in and now bitches and moans about it. So kids, if you're going to hook up, make sure they don't know your Facebook account and tell them your name is John Smith.

Can I sit in the front?

If she looks young, insist on checking ID first, you will get charged with human trafficking and Mexican prisons are not someplace you want to end up in.

Maybe its https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

Boy rape in shower by football coach and then a big cover up.

Power to turn food into poop.

The BlackDick
Orange is the New Dick
Iron Dick
Dick Legacy
13 Dick Why
Big Little Dicks
Stranger Dicks
Dick's Anatomy
Better Dick Saul
American Dick Story
How to get Dick with Murder
RuPaul's Dick Race
A Series of Dick Events
Girl Meets Dick

yup, if they want to rebel against their parents

President of the United States of America.

Ever hunt turkeys with an AR-15, it's the bee's knees, especially with an extended magazine.

You should try Vietnamese Coffee shops in Orange County, CA. They wear skimpy swimsuits while serving you overpriced drinks and will frequently go topless and bottomless. Funny thing is that they'll keep a lookout by the door in case the cops show up to warn all the girls to cover up.

What if a big black dude walks towards me as I enter my car? Do I make like I'm racist and shut the door and drive away really fast, or do I make like I'm not racist and wait for him to talk to me and see what he needs? Option 2 may get me killed, but at least I won't be racist.

When Cid dies and Celes sucicide because I can't catch fish.

man boob>man ass
the things I do at night with my man boobs

Only if they're huge boobs on tiny frames, aka fakes. If a fat chick with big boobs is walking by, probably no reaction. If a hot girl with a nice body and no boob walks by, also no reaction, for the most part.

I think I lost my anal virginity to a huge piece of poop that was super dry and huge, when I went to wipe there was nothing to wipe.

so, what was in the basement

reverse interracial pregnant midget gangbangs

nope, taking too many showers can be bad for you

M. Bison

He's gay so he probably hangs out with hot girls, have him set up a threesome and go for it.

Well we could had probably won the war with Japan without the nukes, so we sort of did it already.

Sad for their loss, but how do you keep a pet rat? Only rat I've seen were scurrying away at top speed when they saw a human and crawling into places no one could get to.

Imagine the next Fappening batch with surprise post op Jenner, that'll teach us good to not be so sexually curious.